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□ Anonymous (ID: HJ7wSavz) 12/13/23 (Wed)17:07:58 No.451737961 >>451738062 File: IMG 0039.jpg (48 KB, 850x400) It's better to be a dictator than gay. - Alexander Lukashenko >>451735909 (OP) OP, you have no reason to be self conscious, it's an excellent selection AZ QUOTES

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous (ID: 7H5pAUGG) Population IQ is dropping Science American IQ Scores Have Rapidly Dropped, Proving the 'Reverse Flynn Effect' Are we really getting less intelligent? Here's the truth. BY TIM NEWCOMO PUBLISHED APR 08, 2023 11.00 AM EST 242 KB JPG This system is creating masses of retards that I have to deal with 12/12/23(Tue)19:25:39 No.451723568 constantly and allowing them to exist without dying off like nature would have intended. At what point does this system stop producing these subhumans allowing natural humans return? https://www.popularmechanics.com/sc ience/a43469569/american-iq-scores-decline- reverse-flynn-effect/ Anonymous (ID: 7vH2WgTE) break it down by race 12/12/23(Tue)19:26:27 No.451723623 >>451724024 # >>451725482 # >>451725486 # >>451726733 # >>451733487 # >>451733588 # >>451744415 # >>451744735 # >>451744998 # >>451746646 #

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Anonymous G 99 KB JPG LOA 12/13/23(Wed)02:06:10 No.75748490 >post a dead dog on /pol/ >50 people cuss me out >mods range ban me >meanwhile theres pictures of bloody dead bodies up all day Why the f--- are whites like this? I have never seen anyone as deranged as the modern white person. I hate them so much its painful

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Anonymous 12/12/23(Tue)21:51:20 No.75747987 File: gs.png (801 KB, 555x531) >>75747380 (OP) >be me, 7 >every weekend go see my dad (parents split shortly after I was born) >every weekend he goes to swim laps while I d--- around in the kiddy pool >every weekend we go to the locker room where he hands me a towel and says "Get dry" >every weekend proceed to drop trow and dry off >he gets us tickets to Disneyland to win some favorite parent points >we spend the week going to universal studios and disneyland - it was a good time >we're staying at a hotel with a pool >we go swim and I make some friends with the other kids >dad says its time to go >hands me a towel and says "Get dry" >pavlov.jpg >drop trow in front of entire pool >realize what I've done and get my short stuck trying to pull them up >awkwardly waddle off to the bathroom while crying - people are laughing their asses off >my dad comes to get me a few minutes later MFW I learn about Pavlovs dogs years later

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File: 9C3563BE-B805-4905-B54C-E(...).jpg (225 KB, 1000x500) Anonymous 12/12/23(Tue)17:10:58 No.141126077 >>141126092 >>141126270 >>141126283 >>141126 >>141130618 >>141132178 >>141132319 >>141132551 >>141133752 >>141135515 >>141135535 >>141136783 >>141136893 >modern cartoons are about lore and shipping >no modern kids cartoons about DINOSAURS No wonder children past five aren't watching cartoons anymore, where are the f------ dinos?

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: Anonymous 12/11/23(Mon)11:15:40 No.73031308 hideo-kojima-2022-generacion-xbox.jpg 158 KB JPG >60 years old >looks 40 at most How do asians do it? Also consider Kojima is just a nerd who has probably never played sports or anything

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File: current state of argentina.jpg (32 KB, 652x551) Anonymous (ID: XENRroML President Milei just announced a 100% devaluation of the Peso in a single day. My salary is now halved. All my savings are now worth half as much. I was poor before, now I'm even poorer. >mfw retards actually voted for this It's f------ over. +86 replies and 5 images omitted. Click here to view. >>Anonymous (ID: PpMJVCYN) 12/13/23(Wed)02:37:17 No.451724483 ► >>451723727 Basado 12/13/23(Wed)01:11:24 No.451717934 [Reply] ▶ >>451724520

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