□ Anonymous (ID: HJ7wSavz) 12/13/23 (Wed)17:07:58 No.451737961 >>451738062 File: IMG 0039.jpg (48 KB, 850x400) It's better to be a dictator than gay. - Alexander Lukashenko >>451735909 (OP) OP, you have no reason to be self conscious, it's an excellent selection AZ QUOTES

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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e: Screenshot 2023-12-13 at (...).png (155 KB, 514x374) Å A How to go from Becky to Stacy? Anonymous (ID: eODisvPv Ⓒ12/13/23(Wed)15:41:49 No.451750470 >Be my boyfriend >26yo >Video game addict >Replika user >unemployed >Plays video games for fun >Talks to replika for emotional support >Uses me as a fleshlight and for bills >Be me. >24F >Have low self-esteem and seek constant male validation. >Work full-time job to completely support my boyfriend just to get used as his toy. >Base my entire existence around him and constantly think of ways to make him feel good/like me more. >Anons, how do I get my boyfriend to see me as something more?

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: Anonymous 12/13/23(Wed)14:50:56 No.660564193 THE DAY BEFORE 1640049209742.jpg 227 KB JPG >I JUST KILLED A GAME STUDIO. WITH MY FREAKING MIND HAHA

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Anonymous (ID: 7H5pAUGG) Population IQ is dropping Science American IQ Scores Have Rapidly Dropped, Proving the 'Reverse Flynn Effect' Are we really getting less intelligent? Here's the truth. BY TIM NEWCOMO PUBLISHED APR 08, 2023 11.00 AM EST 242 KB JPG This system is creating masses of retards that I have to deal with 12/12/23(Tue)19:25:39 No.451723568 constantly and allowing them to exist without dying off like nature would have intended. At what point does this system stop producing these subhumans allowing natural humans return? https://www.popularmechanics.com/sc ience/a43469569/american-iq-scores-decline- reverse-flynn-effect/ Anonymous (ID: 7vH2WgTE) break it down by race 12/12/23(Tue)19:26:27 No.451723623 >>451724024 # >>451725482 # >>451725486 # >>451726733 # >>451733487 # >>451733588 # >>451744415 # >>451744735 # >>451744998 # >>451746646 #

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Anonymous G 99 KB JPG LOA 12/13/23(Wed)02:06:10 No.75748490 >post a dead dog on /pol/ >50 people cuss me out >mods range ban me >meanwhile theres pictures of bloody dead bodies up all day Why the f--- are whites like this? I have never seen anyone as deranged as the modern white person. I hate them so much its painful

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Anonymous 12/12/23(Tue)21:51:20 No.75747987 File: gs.png (801 KB, 555x531) >>75747380 (OP) >be me, 7 >every weekend go see my dad (parents split shortly after I was born) >every weekend he goes to swim laps while I d--- around in the kiddy pool >every weekend we go to the locker room where he hands me a towel and says "Get dry" >every weekend proceed to drop trow and dry off >he gets us tickets to Disneyland to win some favorite parent points >we spend the week going to universal studios and disneyland - it was a good time >we're staying at a hotel with a pool >we go swim and I make some friends with the other kids >dad says its time to go >hands me a towel and says "Get dry" >pavlov.jpg >drop trow in front of entire pool >realize what I've done and get my short stuck trying to pull them up >awkwardly waddle off to the bathroom while crying - people are laughing their asses off >my dad comes to get me a few minutes later MFW I learn about Pavlovs dogs years later

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File: 9C3563BE-B805-4905-B54C-E(...).jpg (225 KB, 1000x500) Anonymous 12/12/23(Tue)17:10:58 No.141126077 >>141126092 >>141126270 >>141126283 >>141126 >>141130618 >>141132178 >>141132319 >>141132551 >>141133752 >>141135515 >>141135535 >>141136783 >>141136893 >modern cartoons are about lore and shipping >no modern kids cartoons about DINOSAURS No wonder children past five aren't watching cartoons anymore, where are the f------ dinos?

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: Anonymous 12/11/23(Mon)11:15:40 No.73031308 hideo-kojima-2022-generacion-xbox.jpg 158 KB JPG >60 years old >looks 40 at most How do asians do it? Also consider Kojima is just a nerd who has probably never played sports or anything

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File: current state of argentina.jpg (32 KB, 652x551) Anonymous (ID: XENRroML President Milei just announced a 100% devaluation of the Peso in a single day. My salary is now halved. All my savings are now worth half as much. I was poor before, now I'm even poorer. >mfw retards actually voted for this It's f------ over. +86 replies and 5 images omitted. Click here to view. >>Anonymous (ID: PpMJVCYN) 12/13/23(Wed)02:37:17 No.451724483 ► >>451723727 Basado 12/13/23(Wed)01:11:24 No.451717934 [Reply] ▶ >>451724520

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File: 5961e2cde1b35c93ebe49c2a9(...).png (142 KB, 400x418) My Chemical Feel A tale from the 2000s Anonymous 12/12/23(Tue)21:30:23 No.910750678 ► >Be me, 16, 2007 >Jenny won't take me to the prom >Nobody has me in their Top 8 on Myspace >Everyone at school calls me a f----- >Mom won't let me buy the new MCR album >One day Dad sits down and has a man-to-man talk with me >He says the things going bad in life are merely temporary, and that I should look for the positive things in everyday life >Offers to walk to the store with me to get the new MCR album, says not to tell mom >We walk out, I have renewed faith in humanity >lifeisgreat.png >mfw we both get hit by a car going 90 in the suburbs

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