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18m (12/11 22:54) 910705893 - 9 Re.0 lmg PNG 51KB (689 × 960) · IMG_0299.png 1 Reply "support the artist and buy music!" >physical copies are impossible to find, you have to order them online and pay extra for shipping >thats fine I'll buy digital >do that for a while realize that some albums I paid for disappeared because the rights expired >why the f--- should I pay full price for something that can be taken away from me at any second? >back to pirating boys 17m (12/11 22:55) 910705907 . >go to concert >shirt is over $40 yeah id rather not 15m (12/11 22:57) 910705968 1 Reply 18/ • >go to the one place in my city with cd's >it's literally just taylor swift and a few other normie artists >leave empty handed

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous 12/13/23(Wed)08:56:11 No.660541048 OPINION SPIDER-MAN IS NOW THE ONLY TRUE ARKHAM SUCCESSOR IGN MARVEL'S SPIDER-MAN 2 Bat v Spider.jpg 94 KB JPG >Batman Arkham >Play as Batman, he's the undisputed main character, no one outshines or replaces him >Snoy Spider-Man >Play as Spider-Man and the other Spider-Man who is better, stronger, and faster, even the original admits it. Also play as Spider-Man's girlfriend who is better, stronger, and faster despite having no superpowers

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: Anonymous 12/12/23(Tue)15:42:27 No.73040899 >try doing that when you're 30! >i'm 30, if i did that my back would crack in half! >i had to stop doing that, 30 is no joke! >my 30 year old knees can't handle that! >being 30 means waking up with a new pain every day! Is everyone on the internet biologically programmed to die at twenty or something? Why are they collapsing only a decade into adulthood? 11 KB JPG

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□ Anonymous (ID: HJ7wSavz) 12/13/23 (Wed)17:07:58 No.451737961 >>451738062 File: IMG 0039.jpg (48 KB, 850x400) It's better to be a dictator than gay. - Alexander Lukashenko >>451735909 (OP) OP, you have no reason to be self conscious, it's an excellent selection AZ QUOTES

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Female anon wants to stop being used as a fleshlight | /r/Greentext

e: Screenshot 2023-12-13 at (...).png (155 KB, 514x374) Å A How to go from Becky to Stacy? Anonymous (ID: eODisvPv Ⓒ12/13/23(Wed)15:41:49 No.451750470 >Be my boyfriend >26yo >Video game addict >Replika user >unemployed >Plays video games for fun >Talks to replika for emotional support >Uses me as a fleshlight and for bills >Be me. >24F >Have low self-esteem and seek constant male validation. >Work full-time job to completely support my boyfriend just to get used as his toy. >Base my entire existence around him and constantly think of ways to make him feel good/like me more. >Anons, how do I get my boyfriend to see me as something more?

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: Anonymous 12/13/23(Wed)14:50:56 No.660564193 THE DAY BEFORE 1640049209742.jpg 227 KB JPG >I JUST KILLED A GAME STUDIO. WITH MY FREAKING MIND HAHA

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Anonymous (ID: 7H5pAUGG) Population IQ is dropping Science American IQ Scores Have Rapidly Dropped, Proving the 'Reverse Flynn Effect' Are we really getting less intelligent? Here's the truth. BY TIM NEWCOMO PUBLISHED APR 08, 2023 11.00 AM EST 242 KB JPG This system is creating masses of retards that I have to deal with 12/12/23(Tue)19:25:39 No.451723568 constantly and allowing them to exist without dying off like nature would have intended. At what point does this system stop producing these subhumans allowing natural humans return? https://www.popularmechanics.com/sc ience/a43469569/american-iq-scores-decline- reverse-flynn-effect/ Anonymous (ID: 7vH2WgTE) break it down by race 12/12/23(Tue)19:26:27 No.451723623 >>451724024 # >>451725482 # >>451725486 # >>451726733 # >>451733487 # >>451733588 # >>451744415 # >>451744735 # >>451744998 # >>451746646 #

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Anonymous G 99 KB JPG LOA 12/13/23(Wed)02:06:10 No.75748490 >post a dead dog on /pol/ >50 people cuss me out >mods range ban me >meanwhile theres pictures of bloody dead bodies up all day Why the f--- are whites like this? I have never seen anyone as deranged as the modern white person. I hate them so much its painful

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Anonymous 12/12/23(Tue)21:51:20 No.75747987 File: gs.png (801 KB, 555x531) >>75747380 (OP) >be me, 7 >every weekend go see my dad (parents split shortly after I was born) >every weekend he goes to swim laps while I d--- around in the kiddy pool >every weekend we go to the locker room where he hands me a towel and says "Get dry" >every weekend proceed to drop trow and dry off >he gets us tickets to Disneyland to win some favorite parent points >we spend the week going to universal studios and disneyland - it was a good time >we're staying at a hotel with a pool >we go swim and I make some friends with the other kids >dad says its time to go >hands me a towel and says "Get dry" >pavlov.jpg >drop trow in front of entire pool >realize what I've done and get my short stuck trying to pull them up >awkwardly waddle off to the bathroom while crying - people are laughing their asses off >my dad comes to get me a few minutes later MFW I learn about Pavlovs dogs years later

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File: 9C3563BE-B805-4905-B54C-E(...).jpg (225 KB, 1000x500) Anonymous 12/12/23(Tue)17:10:58 No.141126077 >>141126092 >>141126270 >>141126283 >>141126 >>141130618 >>141132178 >>141132319 >>141132551 >>141133752 >>141135515 >>141135535 >>141136783 >>141136893 >modern cartoons are about lore and shipping >no modern kids cartoons about DINOSAURS No wonder children past five aren't watching cartoons anymore, where are the f------ dinos?

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: Anonymous 12/11/23(Mon)11:15:40 No.73031308 hideo-kojima-2022-generacion-xbox.jpg 158 KB JPG >60 years old >looks 40 at most How do asians do it? Also consider Kojima is just a nerd who has probably never played sports or anything

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9 Anonymous 02/25/19(Mon)00:34:31 No.452257143 >don't have time to play vidya >keep buying new games am I retarded?

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