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18m (12/11 22:54) 910705893 - 9 Re.0 lmg PNG 51KB (689 × 960) · IMG_0299.png 1 Reply "support the artist and buy music!" >physical copies are impossible to find, you have to order them online and pay extra for shipping >thats fine I'll buy digital >do that for a while realize that some albums I paid for disappeared because the rights expired >why the f--- should I pay full price for something that can be taken away from me at any second? >back to pirating boys 17m (12/11 22:55) 910705907 . >go to concert >shirt is over $40 yeah id rather not 15m (12/11 22:57) 910705968 1 Reply 18/ • >go to the one place in my city with cd's >it's literally just taylor swift and a few other normie artists >leave empty handed

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Anonymous 38 KB JPG 06/08/21(Tue)19:51:50 No.146433504 >have a coworker who is Dutch >we both need to go to the same project the next day >offer to drive and say I will pick him up >he says thanks and gives me his adress >the next day I drive over to his home >he isn't fully ready to leave yet but offers me to wait inside >he asks if I want a coffee >say sure because I didn't have my morning coffee yet >his wife makes me a coffee while he finishes getting ready >drive him to the project and drop him back of at his home in the evening >he says "thank you so much for driving anon!" >get home myself >hear a notification comming in on my phone >it is a 'tikkie' for 0.50 EUR from my Dutch colleague for the morning coffee I had at his place

Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:29:29 No.146551057 1713812614849717.png 1.49 MB PNG ITT: we pretend we're in Gotham Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:34:28 No.146555487 I was waiting at the bus stop and next thing I know Im at Batmans feet with a broken collar bone and three weeks missing. Turns out Mad Hatter put one of stupid hats on me when my back was turned. Work says theyve already filled my position and theres nothing they can do I hate this city I hate this city Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:36:40 No.146555501 I was blowing a dude in crime alley but his c--- tasted funny. Kinda... earthy? I looked up and it was Clayface. Called me a f-- and ran away laughing. 69 KB JPG

Oh my GOD just talk to actual women, we're all horny and unhappy too you're not special you f------ weirdos New York Post @nypost- Apr 15 Tech exec predicts 'Al girlfriends' will create $1B business: 'Comfort at the end of the day' trib.al/XORAIML : Anonymous (ID: P3y3PZCt >talk to women ew weirdo >dont talk to women ew weirdo 11/16/24(Sat)11:35:50 No.488637069

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e: Screenshot 2023-12-13 at (...).png (155 KB, 514x374) Å A How to go from Becky to Stacy? Anonymous (ID: eODisvPv Ⓒ12/13/23(Wed)15:41:49 No.451750470 >Be my boyfriend >26yo >Video game addict >Replika user >unemployed >Plays video games for fun >Talks to replika for emotional support >Uses me as a fleshlight and for bills >Be me. >24F >Have low self-esteem and seek constant male validation. >Work full-time job to completely support my boyfriend just to get used as his toy. >Base my entire existence around him and constantly think of ways to make him feel good/like me more. >Anons, how do I get my boyfriend to see me as something more?

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18m (12/11 22:54) 910705893 - 9 Re.0 lmg PNG 51KB (689 × 960) · IMG_0299.png 1 Reply "support the artist and buy music!" >physical copies are impossible to find, you have to order them online and pay extra for shipping >thats fine I'll buy digital >do that for a while realize that some albums I paid for disappeared because the rights expired >why the f--- should I pay full price for something that can be taken away from me at any second? >back to pirating boys 17m (12/11 22:55) 910705907 . >go to concert >shirt is over $40 yeah id rather not 15m (12/11 22:57) 910705968 1 Reply 18/ • >go to the one place in my city with cd's >it's literally just taylor swift and a few other normie artists >leave empty handed

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