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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:00 No.53878455 ► >>53878466 >>53878475 >>53878439 >she if it has a penis it isnt a "she" Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:54 No.53878466 ► >>53878515 File: 410gxVYUO8L SX425_jpg (21 KB, 425x408) >>53878455 I'm straight so whatever makes my d--- hard is a woman f-----

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Clean it up jannie | /r/Greentext

Janitor heard 'annoying alarms' and turned off freezer, ruining 20 years of school research worth $1 million, lawsuit says 06/27/23(Tue)09:52:44 No.4323454 By Jessica Xing, CNN Published 3:42 AM EDT, Tue June 27, 2023 Jeremy Graham/Alamy Stock Photo Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute in Troy, New York, has filed a lawsuit against the employer of a janitor who it says turned off a lab freezer containing research materials. what the f---... E4690DE5-4402-472C-9C6F-063A11FC7F60.jpg 610 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: KJYO4nw4) 06/27/23(Tue)09:53:33 No.43234551 >>432345456 (OP) # >A warning was posted on the freezer, according to the court filing. .html >"THIS FREEZER IS BEEPING AS IT IS UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT MOVE OR UNPLUG IT. NO CLEANING REQUIRED IN THIS AREA. YOU CAN PRESS THE ALARM/TEST MUTE BUTTON FOR 5-10 SECONDS IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO MUTE THE SOUND," the warning read, according to the suit. https://edition.cnn.com/2023/06/27/us/janitor-alarm- freezer-rensselaer-polytechnic-lawsuit-new-york/index >>432345628 # >>432345641 # >>432345692 # >>432345792 # >>432345924 # >>432346124 # >>432346337 # >>432346526 # >>432346620 # >>432346836 # >>432347583 # >>432347666 # >>432347701 # >>432348481 # >>432349224 # >>432350362 # >>432350784 # >>432352135 # >>432352519 # >>432353257 # >>432355182 # >>432355209 # >>432356329 # >>432357798 # >>432358254 # >>432358967 # >>432359083 # >>432364023 # >>432364839 # >>432365281 # >>432365471 # >>432365789 # >>432371126 # >>432374574 # >>432374999 # >>432375568 #

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Anon installs LINAK | /r/Greentext

#1, No. 94294759 1 hour ago 1687777350199 PNG 952x954 249.4 kB >SISTER: Mom, my PC is broken, Anon deleted the desktop again... >MOM: Is that true dear? We'll get that sorted out at Best Buy. >2 hours later... >PC REPAIR MAN: Looks like someone installed a virus called Linux on this computer... no worries, we can install a copy of Windows for free, the service charge will be only $39.99 >MOM: Sounds good, I better give Anon a whooping for installing viruses Linak or whatever on the computer. >1 hour later... >MOM: So Anon, why did you install viruses on your sister's PC? K aty >ANON: Mom you don't get it, its an operating system called Arch Linux, it runs faster and bet- >MOM: ANON. Answer me. The Best Buy computer guy told me that you installed a virus called LINAK on your sister's PC. Why did you install a virus? Are you trying to do hacking? You'll get the FBI on us Anon! >ANON: But Mom, it's just a different operat- >MOM: ANON you are banned from using the computer for the next 3 months. No more hacking and no more Linak viruses. Or we'll send you off to get adopted. >SISTER: Told you so Anon. At least the Best buy computer guy was able to fix it. Mom you better get Anon to pay the $40 service fee as well. >ANON: No f--- you! You can't make me pay for just upgrading your operating system! >MOM: No swearing! Anon you are to go outside and sweep the yard until dinner. You can look forward to 2 plates of broccoli tonight. >ANON: FAK YOU MOM! I JUST WANTED TO COMPILE SOFTWEARE. >SISTER: Mom Anon is scaring me with his hacking speak! >MOM: Alright Anon that's enough. We're bringing you to the orphanage. Enough with this hacking stuff, we don't want the FBI breaking down our doors. >MOM drives ANON to the orphanage. >MOM: Alright, we're bringing our troubled son ANON here to get adopted. >RECEPTIONIST: Alright, just sign these forms and we can find your son a loving and caring family. >ANON: Mom I can't believe you're doing this. >RECEPTIONIST: Be quiet kid, we'll get you in a loving home very soon. 5 replies # 2, No. 94294766 1 hour ago >>94294759 (OP) >MOM signs forms and drives away. >10 minutes later... >RECEPTIONIST: Congrats uh... *looks at papers* Anon, we've found you a new home! Let me introduce you to Mr. STALLMAN. >STALLMAN: Hey kid, want some FREE software? >ANON: Eww you smell so bad! >STALLMAN: Don't worry kiddo that's just my foot fungus. Anyway let me take you in my van to show you some FREE software. >ANON: I love free software! >ANON and STALLMAN enter the back of the van and close the doors. >STALLMAN starts rummaging in his pockets. > >ANON: What are you doing!?!?!? >STALLMAN: Don't worry, I'm just taking out the USB that contains the FREE software. >STALLMAN retrieves a USB from inside his underwear and starts taking off his shoes. Green fumes rise from his bare feet. > >ANON: Eww that smell is so bad! What the hell is that? >STALLMAN: Dont worry my friend that is just my free and libre foot fungus. >ANON: Let me out of here! It smells like s---! >STALLMAN: No, you need to inhale the smells of freedom. >STALLMAN takes the USB and starts shoving toe cheese and foot fungus into the USB port. >ANON bangs on the doors of the van, but they are locked. >Camera pans to the outside of the van, and screams can be heard. >3 minutes later... >The screaming dies down and STALLMAN opens the doors. >The dead body of ANON falls out of the van. >The camera pans to the side of the van, revealing a Nazi swastika, then pans back to STALLMAN. >STALLMAN morphs into HITLER. >HITLER: And that, my friends, is how you gas the Jews! >HITLER bows deeply and the curtains close. >AUDIENCE may now applause. >~ FIN ~ 2 replies 2 #3, No. 94294834 1 hour ago 2021 >>94294759 (OP) Wow! I commend your excellent writing skills and your impeccable sense of humor. I rate this short story a 10 out of 10 for Style, Substance and Satisfaction. You have won the annual 4chan Creative Writing competition and you will receive your prize money of $0. 1 reply

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Time To Make The Donuts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ITIME ΤΟΥ MAKE THE DONUTS 48 KB JPG 06/15/23(Thu)21:52:03 No.73689793 >be me, 26, get job at Dunkin Donuts >kid starts a few days after me, 17, short dude, kind of a dark personality, socially awkward >Boss says "Time to make the donuts!" everyday, apparently referencing some old commercial >One day Karen comes in and is being Karen >Kid flips out and starts throwing donuts and coffee drinks everywhere while shouting "Time to make the donuts!" while holding back tears >He calms down, sees what he has done, bolts out the door >Never hear from him again >>73689836 # : Anonymous >That kids name? Joe Biden. 06/15/23(Thu)21:55:07 No.73689815

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(Fem)anon is desperate for some dick | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)13:04:21 No.73299726 1683923186140664.jpg 48 KB JPG >alone on a weekend yet again

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Anon needs to touch photosynthetic-based matter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 16 KB PNG 2 Replies 06/27/23(Tue) 19:37:36 No.73818675 >Clearly your problems with women are based on your skin contact with common plant life. If you just touch photosynthetic- based matter, you'd stop being a societal reject. I should know, the funko pop box said so. View Thread : Anonymous >>73818675 (OP) # Funko pop owning f------ need to touch grass just as much as you do 06/27/23(Tue)20:11:21 No.73818931 : Anonymous 06/27/23(Tue)20:12:53 No.73818942 >>73818675 (OP) # >Clearly your problems with women are based Yes they are thank you

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Anon spills coke. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 29 KB JPG 06/27/23(Tue)16:35:34 No.73818884 >Spill coke on $1000 dollar laptop >It's broken >Start panicking over how much repairs will cost >Remember I'm 6'2 and that there are manlets out there who'd spend 10k to be my height >Feel better

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You have anxiety ? Don't. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 853 KB JPG 04/12/23(Wed)08:48:23 No.72924421 >Have social anxiety >Have a doctor appointment >Been dreading it the whole week >Day finally comes >Have a 10 minutes talk with the doc and it's over >I've spent the last 3 days in a state of apprehension for no f------ reason I hate this s--- so much.

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Anon relized what's league of legends is about........ | /r/Greentext

>player (who quit) brings up forced 50% >some riot shill and/or addict gets on his high horse with a "muh math" argument applied... for eomm >some iron 6 retard uses this opportunity to scapegoat his 35%wr and to attack the riot shill >riot shill/addict samefags or more f------ come to aid LEAGUE OF LEGENDS 255 KB JPG >more enraged bronzies and iron players come out of the woodwork

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Anon's dad wanted him to experience..... | /r/Greentext

06/23/23(Fri)14:08:49 No.901409799 I was born with a disease that I wasn't expected to make it past my teens with, so when I was 15 my dad invited one of his booty-calls over and called me into the room where he took my hand and touched her p---- with it. She then blew me while he f----- her doggy for 20 sec. By his logic he claims he "wanted me to experience sex" in case I didn't make it etc. : Anonymous 135 KB JPG Looking back it was extremely f----- up and I lost respect for him. Still live with him to this day due to finances.

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Anon eats a cookie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 62 KB JPG 06/27/23(Tue)10:17:51 No.35141156 >My heart started beating fast >calmed myself with meditation >every time I closed my eyes I could see the entire room in bird perspective (from up) >I saw myself and everyone in infinite detail (i could zoom in and see every detail) >be me >at a party >eat my first cookie >its apparently really strong >hours pass >nothing happens >everyone is asleep >start trippin >I start seeing random letters that have both capital and small variation of themselves >I can zoom them in infinitely too >mfw : Anonymous Was I astral projecting? W-- happened and why from cookies? 724 KB PNG 06/27/23(Tue)10:24:29 No.35141179

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Anon goes to the gym | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.99 MB GIF Just about got into a fight, /fit/. >Just got out of the gym, arms day >I'm riding back on my bike and pass this junkie on his bike >Righto I pull up on the other side >This c--- confronts me "oi i bash pedophiles for a living" >"W-- does have to do with me?" >We are both on the footpath because it's the only way to get across the road >I hear "oi you dropped something" mind you I had my headphones in >"You grabbed your pants when you were riding past that lady" (great he's clearly on meth) > I tell him "f--- off c--- get away from me, you're a f----- d------- for saying that" >I ride off, not entertaining this s---, He follows >I hear "Oi im steve by the way". The c---- introduces himself like we're friends now 06/27/23(Tue)10:41:15 No.71407044 >"I don't give a f--- who you are get away from me you c---" >He keeps following me just staring at me, I keep mouthing off >He's f------ reaching in his junkie bumbag >"Go on, do something" i say >This dirty f--- lines up full golly (spit) in his mouth >He DOESN;T do it (thanks god!!) >And he rides off other direction F---, the second i thought he was gonna spit i legit was gonna crash into him and go to town. F---, that's why junkies don't get bashed more ofter cause they spit crack venom and have AIDS : Anonymous : Anonymous >>71407044 (OP) # But why did you grab your crotch when you walked past the lady That's weird anon >>71407066 # >>71407161 # 115 KB PNG >>71407054 # She was hot lol >>71407111 # >>71407144 # 06/27/23(Tue)10:43:11 No.71407054 06/27/23(Tue)10:44:57 No.71407066

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