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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous 16 KB PNG 2 Replies 06/27/23(Tue) 19:37:36 No.73818675 >Clearly your problems with women are based on your skin contact with common plant life. If you just touch photosynthetic- based matter, you'd stop being a societal reject. I should know, the funko pop box said so. View Thread : Anonymous >>73818675 (OP) # Funko pop owning f------ need to touch grass just as much as you do 06/27/23(Tue)20:11:21 No.73818931 : Anonymous 06/27/23(Tue)20:12:53 No.73818942 >>73818675 (OP) # >Clearly your problems with women are based Yes they are thank you

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: Anonymous 29 KB JPG 06/27/23(Tue)16:35:34 No.73818884 >Spill coke on $1000 dollar laptop >It's broken >Start panicking over how much repairs will cost >Remember I'm 6'2 and that there are manlets out there who'd spend 10k to be my height >Feel better

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You have anxiety ? Don't. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 853 KB JPG 04/12/23(Wed)08:48:23 No.72924421 >Have social anxiety >Have a doctor appointment >Been dreading it the whole week >Day finally comes >Have a 10 minutes talk with the doc and it's over >I've spent the last 3 days in a state of apprehension for no f------ reason I hate this s--- so much.

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Anon relized what's league of legends is about........ | /r/Greentext

>player (who quit) brings up forced 50% >some riot shill and/or addict gets on his high horse with a "muh math" argument applied... for eomm >some iron 6 retard uses this opportunity to scapegoat his 35%wr and to attack the riot shill >riot shill/addict samefags or more f------ come to aid LEAGUE OF LEGENDS 255 KB JPG >more enraged bronzies and iron players come out of the woodwork

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Anon's dad wanted him to experience..... | /r/Greentext

06/23/23(Fri)14:08:49 No.901409799 I was born with a disease that I wasn't expected to make it past my teens with, so when I was 15 my dad invited one of his booty-calls over and called me into the room where he took my hand and touched her p---- with it. She then blew me while he f----- her doggy for 20 sec. By his logic he claims he "wanted me to experience sex" in case I didn't make it etc. : Anonymous 135 KB JPG Looking back it was extremely f----- up and I lost respect for him. Still live with him to this day due to finances.

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: Anonymous 62 KB JPG 06/27/23(Tue)10:17:51 No.35141156 >My heart started beating fast >calmed myself with meditation >every time I closed my eyes I could see the entire room in bird perspective (from up) >I saw myself and everyone in infinite detail (i could zoom in and see every detail) >be me >at a party >eat my first cookie >its apparently really strong >hours pass >nothing happens >everyone is asleep >start trippin >I start seeing random letters that have both capital and small variation of themselves >I can zoom them in infinitely too >mfw : Anonymous Was I astral projecting? W-- happened and why from cookies? 724 KB PNG 06/27/23(Tue)10:24:29 No.35141179

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: Anonymous 1.99 MB GIF Just about got into a fight, /fit/. >Just got out of the gym, arms day >I'm riding back on my bike and pass this junkie on his bike >Righto I pull up on the other side >This c--- confronts me "oi i bash pedophiles for a living" >"W-- does have to do with me?" >We are both on the footpath because it's the only way to get across the road >I hear "oi you dropped something" mind you I had my headphones in >"You grabbed your pants when you were riding past that lady" (great he's clearly on meth) > I tell him "f--- off c--- get away from me, you're a f----- d------- for saying that" >I ride off, not entertaining this s---, He follows >I hear "Oi im steve by the way". The c---- introduces himself like we're friends now 06/27/23(Tue)10:41:15 No.71407044 >"I don't give a f--- who you are get away from me you c---" >He keeps following me just staring at me, I keep mouthing off >He's f------ reaching in his junkie bumbag >"Go on, do something" i say >This dirty f--- lines up full golly (spit) in his mouth >He DOESN;T do it (thanks god!!) >And he rides off other direction F---, the second i thought he was gonna spit i legit was gonna crash into him and go to town. F---, that's why junkies don't get bashed more ofter cause they spit crack venom and have AIDS : Anonymous : Anonymous >>71407044 (OP) # But why did you grab your crotch when you walked past the lady That's weird anon >>71407066 # >>71407161 # 115 KB PNG >>71407054 # She was hot lol >>71407111 # >>71407144 # 06/27/23(Tue)10:43:11 No.71407054 06/27/23(Tue)10:44:57 No.71407066

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a good boy has seen the error of his ways | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/05/15(Wed)00:31:32 No.21130668 >>21130730 File: rarepepe.png (73 KB, 1229x830) IGHT >Wake up this morning at 3PM >Another bright shinning beautiful day >I let out a small poo poo squirt as I yawn >I check my daily GBP chart >150 GBP, sufficient enough for mummy to take me out to my favorite restaurant >MUMMY TENDIE WENDIE RESTAURANT DAY! >no response >I scream MUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY >I hear the sound of empty adult apple juice bottles being knocked over and footsteps climb up the stairs >mummy staggers into my doorway >y-yes, sweetie? >I chant TENDIES TENDIES CLAIMY JUMPIEE as I bang on my belly like a bongo >mummy lets out a deep sigh and staggers out of the doorway >I go to my playroom and watch a new episode of scooby-doo and await night >night comes >mummy puts on her w---- dress >I put on my barney shirt and big boy shorts >mummy silently cries to herself as we drive to claim jumper, probably she wishes daddy would come back or some stupid s--- like that >we arrive in the parking lot >mummy breaks down in tears >WHAT THE F--- DID I DO TO GET A SON LIKE YOU >I suddenly glare at mummy >What the f--- did you- >She's sobbing uncontrollably >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >IF YOU DO NOT BE QUIET, I WILL MAKE KA-KA >mummy looks at me >i-if I wanted a f-f------ psychopath...I-I'd stay w-with Chad >1-I just w-want s-someone to l-love me >she breaks down even more >suddenly everything around me stop still >I look at myself in the passenger side visor mirror >I am an autist >I look at mummy, she's calming down and ready to leave the car >Mumm-...I mean mom. >She stops dead in her tracks to look at me >W-what did you just call me? >Mom >She is in disbelief >Mom I love you >She gets a gigantic smile and hugs me, I hug her back >we ditch claim jumper and go back home >I stop eating tendies and start to eat healthy foods >I start to lose weight >I start poo-poo'ing in the toilet >I tear down my playroom and sell all of my toys >I get GED, part time job, and go to college >Mom loves me now

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Anon is a sad car........ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me >be car 02/03/20(Mon)20:35:17 No.56574031 >my human takes good care of me >He waits for me to warm up in the winter before we drive away >checks my oil and tops it up when it gets low >keeps my tires full of air >puts new parts in when the old ones break >lots of things on me don't work right anymore, but I always get him where he needs to go >I got rusty and my seats got torn up, my battery is tired, my spark plugs are worn, but when he turns the key I always start up for him because I know he cares >when he parks me, I wait loyally for him to get back. >Then one day he parked me far away >when he left, he seemed sad and slow >I waited days, and he didn't come back. I knew this time was different. >He came back with tools, and I was excited. Taking parts off me, like he used to do. >but instead of putting on new ones, he put back old parts, or just took them and left me with pieces missing >kept waiting for him to turn the key but he never did >my battery died >my tires went flat >I can feel the rust spreading >why did you leave me? >didn't I always get you where you needed to go? >wasn't I always there for you? >why did you leave me?

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Anonymous 06/27/23(Tue)02:51:19 No.73816348 67 KB JPG >gf has nightly mental breakdowns and panic attacks >every time one happens she spams my phone and i have to comfort her or something >very stressful and tiring >a few days ago i told her im gonna start going to bed at 8 pm each night to fix my sleep schedule >actually go to bed at like 4 or 5 am >ignore all of her messages after 8 pm >now every night i have a nice relaxing kino session where i watch movies and play vidya by myself she'll be fine. anyways tell me any interesting relationship stories you have, i want to hear them

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>live in virginia >move to north carolina >see ya later virginians

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