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: Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)13:04:21 No.73299726 1683923186140664.jpg 48 KB JPG >alone on a weekend yet again

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon needs to touch photosynthetic-based matter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 16 KB PNG 2 Replies 06/27/23(Tue) 19:37:36 No.73818675 >Clearly your problems with women are based on your skin contact with common plant life. If you just touch photosynthetic- based matter, you'd stop being a societal reject. I should know, the funko pop box said so. View Thread : Anonymous >>73818675 (OP) # Funko pop owning f------ need to touch grass just as much as you do 06/27/23(Tue)20:11:21 No.73818931 : Anonymous 06/27/23(Tue)20:12:53 No.73818942 >>73818675 (OP) # >Clearly your problems with women are based Yes they are thank you

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Anon spills coke. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 29 KB JPG 06/27/23(Tue)16:35:34 No.73818884 >Spill coke on $1000 dollar laptop >It's broken >Start panicking over how much repairs will cost >Remember I'm 6'2 and that there are manlets out there who'd spend 10k to be my height >Feel better

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You have anxiety ? Don't. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 853 KB JPG 04/12/23(Wed)08:48:23 No.72924421 >Have social anxiety >Have a doctor appointment >Been dreading it the whole week >Day finally comes >Have a 10 minutes talk with the doc and it's over >I've spent the last 3 days in a state of apprehension for no f------ reason I hate this s--- so much.

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Anon relized what's league of legends is about........ | /r/Greentext

>player (who quit) brings up forced 50% >some riot shill and/or addict gets on his high horse with a "muh math" argument applied... for eomm >some iron 6 retard uses this opportunity to scapegoat his 35%wr and to attack the riot shill >riot shill/addict samefags or more f------ come to aid LEAGUE OF LEGENDS 255 KB JPG >more enraged bronzies and iron players come out of the woodwork

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Anon's dad wanted him to experience..... | /r/Greentext

06/23/23(Fri)14:08:49 No.901409799 I was born with a disease that I wasn't expected to make it past my teens with, so when I was 15 my dad invited one of his booty-calls over and called me into the room where he took my hand and touched her p---- with it. She then blew me while he f----- her doggy for 20 sec. By his logic he claims he "wanted me to experience sex" in case I didn't make it etc. : Anonymous 135 KB JPG Looking back it was extremely f----- up and I lost respect for him. Still live with him to this day due to finances.

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Anon eats a cookie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 62 KB JPG 06/27/23(Tue)10:17:51 No.35141156 >My heart started beating fast >calmed myself with meditation >every time I closed my eyes I could see the entire room in bird perspective (from up) >I saw myself and everyone in infinite detail (i could zoom in and see every detail) >be me >at a party >eat my first cookie >its apparently really strong >hours pass >nothing happens >everyone is asleep >start trippin >I start seeing random letters that have both capital and small variation of themselves >I can zoom them in infinitely too >mfw : Anonymous Was I astral projecting? W-- happened and why from cookies? 724 KB PNG 06/27/23(Tue)10:24:29 No.35141179

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Anon goes to the gym | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.99 MB GIF Just about got into a fight, /fit/. >Just got out of the gym, arms day >I'm riding back on my bike and pass this junkie on his bike >Righto I pull up on the other side >This c--- confronts me "oi i bash pedophiles for a living" >"W-- does have to do with me?" >We are both on the footpath because it's the only way to get across the road >I hear "oi you dropped something" mind you I had my headphones in >"You grabbed your pants when you were riding past that lady" (great he's clearly on meth) > I tell him "f--- off c--- get away from me, you're a f----- d------- for saying that" >I ride off, not entertaining this s---, He follows >I hear "Oi im steve by the way". The c---- introduces himself like we're friends now 06/27/23(Tue)10:41:15 No.71407044 >"I don't give a f--- who you are get away from me you c---" >He keeps following me just staring at me, I keep mouthing off >He's f------ reaching in his junkie bumbag >"Go on, do something" i say >This dirty f--- lines up full golly (spit) in his mouth >He DOESN;T do it (thanks god!!) >And he rides off other direction F---, the second i thought he was gonna spit i legit was gonna crash into him and go to town. F---, that's why junkies don't get bashed more ofter cause they spit crack venom and have AIDS : Anonymous : Anonymous >>71407044 (OP) # But why did you grab your crotch when you walked past the lady That's weird anon >>71407066 # >>71407161 # 115 KB PNG >>71407054 # She was hot lol >>71407111 # >>71407144 # 06/27/23(Tue)10:43:11 No.71407054 06/27/23(Tue)10:44:57 No.71407066

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Doomer Anon goes for a walk | /r/Greentext

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a good boy has seen the error of his ways | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/05/15(Wed)00:31:32 No.21130668 >>21130730 File: rarepepe.png (73 KB, 1229x830) IGHT >Wake up this morning at 3PM >Another bright shinning beautiful day >I let out a small poo poo squirt as I yawn >I check my daily GBP chart >150 GBP, sufficient enough for mummy to take me out to my favorite restaurant >MUMMY TENDIE WENDIE RESTAURANT DAY! >no response >I scream MUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY >I hear the sound of empty adult apple juice bottles being knocked over and footsteps climb up the stairs >mummy staggers into my doorway >y-yes, sweetie? >I chant TENDIES TENDIES CLAIMY JUMPIEE as I bang on my belly like a bongo >mummy lets out a deep sigh and staggers out of the doorway >I go to my playroom and watch a new episode of scooby-doo and await night >night comes >mummy puts on her w---- dress >I put on my barney shirt and big boy shorts >mummy silently cries to herself as we drive to claim jumper, probably she wishes daddy would come back or some stupid s--- like that >we arrive in the parking lot >mummy breaks down in tears >WHAT THE F--- DID I DO TO GET A SON LIKE YOU >I suddenly glare at mummy >What the f--- did you- >She's sobbing uncontrollably >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >IF YOU DO NOT BE QUIET, I WILL MAKE KA-KA >mummy looks at me >i-if I wanted a f-f------ psychopath...I-I'd stay w-with Chad >1-I just w-want s-someone to l-love me >she breaks down even more >suddenly everything around me stop still >I look at myself in the passenger side visor mirror >I am an autist >I look at mummy, she's calming down and ready to leave the car >Mumm-...I mean mom. >She stops dead in her tracks to look at me >W-what did you just call me? >Mom >She is in disbelief >Mom I love you >She gets a gigantic smile and hugs me, I hug her back >we ditch claim jumper and go back home >I stop eating tendies and start to eat healthy foods >I start to lose weight >I start poo-poo'ing in the toilet >I tear down my playroom and sell all of my toys >I get GED, part time job, and go to college >Mom loves me now

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Anon is a sad car........ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me >be car 02/03/20(Mon)20:35:17 No.56574031 >my human takes good care of me >He waits for me to warm up in the winter before we drive away >checks my oil and tops it up when it gets low >keeps my tires full of air >puts new parts in when the old ones break >lots of things on me don't work right anymore, but I always get him where he needs to go >I got rusty and my seats got torn up, my battery is tired, my spark plugs are worn, but when he turns the key I always start up for him because I know he cares >when he parks me, I wait loyally for him to get back. >Then one day he parked me far away >when he left, he seemed sad and slow >I waited days, and he didn't come back. I knew this time was different. >He came back with tools, and I was excited. Taking parts off me, like he used to do. >but instead of putting on new ones, he put back old parts, or just took them and left me with pieces missing >kept waiting for him to turn the key but he never did >my battery died >my tires went flat >I can feel the rust spreading >why did you leave me? >didn't I always get you where you needed to go? >wasn't I always there for you? >why did you leave me?

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Anon is in a healthy relationship | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/27/23(Tue)02:51:19 No.73816348 67 KB JPG >gf has nightly mental breakdowns and panic attacks >every time one happens she spams my phone and i have to comfort her or something >very stressful and tiring >a few days ago i told her im gonna start going to bed at 8 pm each night to fix my sleep schedule >actually go to bed at like 4 or 5 am >ignore all of her messages after 8 pm >now every night i have a nice relaxing kino session where i watch movies and play vidya by myself she'll be fine. anyways tell me any interesting relationship stories you have, i want to hear them

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Anon moves....... | /r/Greentext

>live in virginia >move to north carolina >see ya later virginians

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