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: Anonymous >be me >be car 02/03/20(Mon)20:35:17 No.56574031 >my human takes good care of me >He waits for me to warm up in the winter before we drive away >checks my oil and tops it up when it gets low >keeps my tires full of air >puts new parts in when the old ones break >lots of things on me don't work right anymore, but I always get him where he needs to go >I got rusty and my seats got torn up, my battery is tired, my spark plugs are worn, but when he turns the key I always start up for him because I know he cares >when he parks me, I wait loyally for him to get back. >Then one day he parked me far away >when he left, he seemed sad and slow >I waited days, and he didn't come back. I knew this time was different. >He came back with tools, and I was excited. Taking parts off me, like he used to do. >but instead of putting on new ones, he put back old parts, or just took them and left me with pieces missing >kept waiting for him to turn the key but he never did >my battery died >my tires went flat >I can feel the rust spreading >why did you leave me? >didn't I always get you where you needed to go? >wasn't I always there for you? >why did you leave me?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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