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: Anonymous (ID: ybO2GnXW This confuses the American 11/30/23(Thu)14:19:15 No.450437888 Wirecutter A Swift and Easy Way to Heat Water Without Using a Stove Tusky_Share_Media_20231130_211642.png 211 KB PNG Freedom heaters, how do they work? Anonymous (ID: NG/FPMDS) [+] 11/30/23(Thu)14:20:09 No.450437948 >>450437888 (OP) # The grid here is different. Electric kettles are significantly slower than in Europe. Anonymous (ID: hY9fpzHM) >>450438363 # >>450439588 # >>450440340 # >>450440690 # >>450440948 # >>450442033 # >>450442231 # >>450442981 # 11/30/23(Thu)14:20:42 No.450437986 >>450437888 (OP) # Seems like you're too poor to have a stove. Sucks to f------ suck, SingaPOOR.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon gets invited to prom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Invited to the prom 219 KB JPG 11/29/23(Wed)23:37:27 No.75591589 I'm not autistic bit probably retarded >Be me, be in Science Club [SC] on uni >There is nearly no girls in my department on uni >For some reason there's organised prom, by nearly every department >Say f--- no, i avoid proms like fire and anyway no one to go with Here's funny part >Friday evening, about to disassemble my phone to replace some parts as any normal robot does >Get msg from one girl from SC >Girls are going to your dept prom and she wants to go with me as +1 >Say that was subtle invitation as entering room with doorframe >Go silent for 1h due to repairing phone >See that she eventually gave up and texted: Don't bother anymore >Bitch successfully repelled : Anonymous >>75591589 (OP) # part 2 11/29/23(Wed) 23:46:08 No.75591724 >After weekend get message from another friend from [SC] >We were supposed to grab beer or something this week since i couldn't go to help her buy a new dress on weekend >She texts that she has a new dress >She asks same f------ thing since she os from different dept >This time break and say sure I will have to go to that public event, try to dress well and pretend i enjoy paying for it, dont l?

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brit anon answers swede anon's questions about muslims | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous why dont they like democracy, freedom of speech, freedom of religion, interest, female rights, equality, homosexuality, music, dogs and alcohol? Anonymous 11/30/23(Thu)12:12:39 No.190635407 >>190617487 (OP) # >democracy total sham bad >female rights bad 11/30/23(Thu)02:10:15 No.190617487 >freedom of speech meme that doesn't exist anywhere >freedom of religion don't care >interest >equality meme 267963287043.png 33 KB PNG >homosexuality bad >music soy >dogs actually yeah dogs are cool, they are wrong on that >alcohol meh

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Hard Drive Heartbreak | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 67 KB JPG 11/29/23(Wed)19:58:57 No.75593288 >Have a 4TB external HD that's almost completely full of BBW, THICC, and Chubby girl p--- >Thousands upon thousands of unorganized pictures, videos, and clips of girls with big asses, thighs, t---, and hips stripping, in various degrees of undress, and getting f----- >Always keep it in my bag so that nobody f---- with it. The safest place for it for years has been on my person >Just now, looked in my bag and it's not there >Realized I took all of my things out at the library earlier >The only place I've taken my bag in recent weeks has been to the library several times to use their faster internet (for non-lewd purposes.) >I either left it on the table (Which would be weird because I expressly remember looking around to make sure I had all my things,) and someone's picked it up by now, or someone blatantly stole it while I was looking away and it was out on the table >Called and asked if it was in their lost and found, and they said that there wasn't anything like an external HD in there. >Asked if it was on the table and the librarian went to look but said all the tables in that area were completely empty >They close in 4 minutes, they will open at 7am WHAT THE F--- DO I DO? IT'S GONE FOREVER ISN'T IT? SOMEONE OUT THERE HAS MY TREASURE TROVE, MY SPANK BANK AND IT'S GONE FOREVER MY DECADE'S WORTH OF SLAMPIG P----------

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This screams Dragon Age | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 KB PNG 11/30/23(Thu)11:06:05 No.659057870 >the first game is incredible >the sequel is absolute dogshit >the rest of the games in the series range from bad to mediocre >the original is never surpassed Name the game.

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Anon solves the tax problem | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: TTmJTTMm) 11/30/23(Thu)01:37:50 No.450421287 Google edward the confessor jews Images Videos News Shopping https://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk>... Jews in England 1290 - The National Archives >>450421167 # >how to fix tax issues To make the tax more bearable Edward essentially offered to expel all Jews in exchange. The heavy tax was passed, and three days later, on 18th July 1290, writs (letters) were issued to the sheriffs of every county outlining that all Jews should leave England by All Saint's Day (1st November 1290). Books 170123253475275491.jpg 349 KB JPG X Ma About featured snippets ! Feedback

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The Lonely Heart Diaries | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.09 MB GIF 11/29/23(Wed)20:40:43 No.75593826 >be me >khhv >friend tells me what his mom thinks of me >"Anon is so handsome and funny, I bet he gets so many girls" >tfw >see girl I haven't seen in a while (sisters best friends sister) >first thing she says is "oh my god you look so good" >tfw >girl cousin (female) can't believe that I have never been asked out or never had a girl interested in me >tfw I have never been on a date in my life, I have been rejected by girls every time I have asked them out. Should I just take the black pill anons?

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Do these even work? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/30/23(Thu)06:45:45 No.192638871 It's Prime Day Two days of epic deals o prime day @migliorcorsa A035CCAA-FEB6-4CAF-B241-4C7FCACA3D11.jpg 32 KB JPG Q >Nike ad >morbidly obese negress with terrible form pretending to do deadlifts >Calvin Klein ad >morbidly obese negress pretending every bone in her body isn't trembling while doing yoga >Amazon ad >morbidly obese negress with glasses pretending to code ambiguous software Who are these even for? And don't tell me it's morbidly obese black chicks because there's no way in hell they're seeing these ads and going "yeah you're slayin' it sister!" Large black women are some of the most judgemental, self absorbed and mean-spirited people on the planet and I can't for the life of me imagine why they're portrayed as these genius level, fitness conscious tech gurus in commercials disproportionately. I swear it has to just be for out of touch ultra-liberal white dudes to go "MMMHMMMM" about like it's their black church because I can't for the life of me imagine why else this is happening so frequently. Pic tangentially related

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Eyes Bigger Than Her Stomach | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/21/20(Mon)13:56:45 No.58980950 >milf-tier friend of my parents comes over for lunch >my parents are still cooking so im chilling with her in the living room for a bit 258 KB JPG >"did you just come back from lifting? youre looking jacked" >tell her no, i last lifted the day before >food is ready, we have a seat on the lunch table >me and her are sitting on one side, parents on the opposite >she says to my mom "thank god youre sitting in front of me and not ur son, i wouldnt be able to focus on the food haha" >mfw

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I am a simple man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: x21UaE2t) TastefulLindy O Woman discovers Christmas lights for the first time Foto 712 KB PNG 11/30/23(Thu)00:39:06 No.450382347 yes Men love beautiful 50 IQ women that have only ever eaten soup & lived in a studio basement facing a wall until they met him. Anonymous (ID: 4jUJao/1) 11/30/23(Thu)00:39:52 No.450382431 >>450382347 (OP) # >>450386159 # >>450394508 # >>450395032 # >>450395188 # >>450399771 # >>450400717 # >>450403296 # >>450403405 # >>450403902 # >>450424461 # >>450424956 # >>450425110 # >>450427360 # >>450428921 #

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Anon thinks people are the same. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Women Please subscribe to my & OnlyFans 11/28/23(Tue)06:55:00 No.75574704 Also Women MY LIFE NOT JOUR MY LIFE NOT R P--- >P--- bad >I don't need no man >I am not an object, blah blah blah MYLIFE NOTA P--- 873 KB PNG The duality of women is amazing. >Fan attention with sexy pictures on instagram >Sell naked picture of their bodies >Sign up on dating apps to promote OnlyFans account >Engage in prostitution. Meanwhile Its amazing they flip flop between objectifying themselves for a quick buck on moment, and in the next they want to be treated as if they are strong, independent, and don't need no man.

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Why did they make Cortana watch | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Halo 11/30/23(Thu)06:48:09 No.192638929 IMG_0902.jpg 42 KB JPG >enormously successful and popular video game series about a faceless super soldier gunning down aliens and trying to save the galaxy >TV show is about feelings and has minimal action Has any book/video game adaptation missed the mark harder than Halo?

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Anon tries to justify r@pe | /r/Greentext

R: 2 Is r--- justified if you really really like the girl?

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