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Anonymous 1.09 MB GIF 11/29/23(Wed)20:40:43 No.75593826 >be me >khhv >friend tells me what his mom thinks of me >"Anon is so handsome and funny, I bet he gets so many girls" >tfw >see girl I haven't seen in a while (sisters best friends sister) >first thing she says is "oh my god you look so good" >tfw >girl cousin (female) can't believe that I have never been asked out or never had a girl interested in me >tfw I have never been on a date in my life, I have been rejected by girls every time I have asked them out. Should I just take the black pill anons?

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 11/30/23(Thu)06:45:45 No.192638871 It's Prime Day Two days of epic deals o prime day @migliorcorsa A035CCAA-FEB6-4CAF-B241-4C7FCACA3D11.jpg 32 KB JPG Q >Nike ad >morbidly obese negress with terrible form pretending to do deadlifts >Calvin Klein ad >morbidly obese negress pretending every bone in her body isn't trembling while doing yoga >Amazon ad >morbidly obese negress with glasses pretending to code ambiguous software Who are these even for? And don't tell me it's morbidly obese black chicks because there's no way in hell they're seeing these ads and going "yeah you're slayin' it sister!" Large black women are some of the most judgemental, self absorbed and mean-spirited people on the planet and I can't for the life of me imagine why they're portrayed as these genius level, fitness conscious tech gurus in commercials disproportionately. I swear it has to just be for out of touch ultra-liberal white dudes to go "MMMHMMMM" about like it's their black church because I can't for the life of me imagine why else this is happening so frequently. Pic tangentially related

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: Anonymous (ID: x21UaE2t) TastefulLindy O Woman discovers Christmas lights for the first time Foto 712 KB PNG 11/30/23(Thu)00:39:06 No.450382347 yes Men love beautiful 50 IQ women that have only ever eaten soup & lived in a studio basement facing a wall until they met him. Anonymous (ID: 4jUJao/1) 11/30/23(Thu)00:39:52 No.450382431 >>450382347 (OP) # >>450386159 # >>450394508 # >>450395032 # >>450395188 # >>450399771 # >>450400717 # >>450403296 # >>450403405 # >>450403902 # >>450424461 # >>450424956 # >>450425110 # >>450427360 # >>450428921 #

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Anonymous Women Please subscribe to my & OnlyFans 11/28/23(Tue)06:55:00 No.75574704 Also Women MY LIFE NOT JOUR MY LIFE NOT R P--- >P--- bad >I don't need no man >I am not an object, blah blah blah MYLIFE NOTA P--- 873 KB PNG The duality of women is amazing. >Fan attention with sexy pictures on instagram >Sell naked picture of their bodies >Sign up on dating apps to promote OnlyFans account >Engage in prostitution. Meanwhile Its amazing they flip flop between objectifying themselves for a quick buck on moment, and in the next they want to be treated as if they are strong, independent, and don't need no man.

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: Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)22:18:28 No.910036114 mis tiredfuck.jpg 240 KB JPG >body physically cannot stay alseep for more than 4 hours >Wake up hours before work, lie for hours trying to fall back alseep >body feels worse and worse as the alarm gets closer >sometimes manage to fall back asleep for 30 minutes, but alsays wake up to my work alarm and feel like my body is 80 years old and dying of cancer >spend the morning exhausted and out of it >try going to bed earlier, no phone or electronics for 3 hours before >doesn't do s---, just lie awake for hours >last night literally lights off in bed at 7:30pm, 12 hours to sleep until alarm >lie wide awake for 5 hours, feel like I could run a marathon at midight despite feeling like I was dying this morning >eventually fall asleep >wake up >3 hours, 27 minutes have passed W-- is wrong with me

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File: file.png (420 KB, 616x353) 632 4312 Anonymous LEFT 4 DEAD 09/16/23(Sat)17:48:58 No.651060000 >>651060997 >>651061419 >>651061880 >>651062095 >>651062330 >14d2 is on sale >heard it was pretty good and it's only .99 >buy it >start it up >for some reason i didn't get a log in bonus >it went straight to the menu instead of giving me a tutorial so I'd know how to play the game >try to check my dailies but i can't find them in the menu >select play campaign >ranked isn't available so now i have to deal with sweats in quick match >game assigns me ellis even though i don't have any perks set up for him or cosmetics >alt tab to look up ellis builds and a video of some boomer fitting flap torque tube bushings for his RV-10 plane >kicked for being AFK so the match won't even count for battlepass completion >didn't even get a box after the first match as a new player do people really play this s---??? i can't even find the weapon skins menu this UI is garbage

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Anonymous 1.09 MB GIF 11/29/23(Wed)20:40:43 No.75593826 >be me >khhv >friend tells me what his mom thinks of me >"Anon is so handsome and funny, I bet he gets so many girls" >tfw >see girl I haven't seen in a while (sisters best friends sister) >first thing she says is "oh my god you look so good" >tfw >girl cousin (female) can't believe that I have never been asked out or never had a girl interested in me >tfw I have never been on a date in my life, I have been rejected by girls every time I have asked them out. Should I just take the black pill anons?

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