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File: file.png (420 KB, 616x353) 632 4312 Anonymous LEFT 4 DEAD 09/16/23(Sat)17:48:58 No.651060000 >>651060997 >>651061419 >>651061880 >>651062095 >>651062330 >14d2 is on sale >heard it was pretty good and it's only .99 >buy it >start it up >for some reason i didn't get a log in bonus >it went straight to the menu instead of giving me a tutorial so I'd know how to play the game >try to check my dailies but i can't find them in the menu >select play campaign >ranked isn't available so now i have to deal with sweats in quick match >game assigns me ellis even though i don't have any perks set up for him or cosmetics >alt tab to look up ellis builds and a video of some boomer fitting flap torque tube bushings for his RV-10 plane >kicked for being AFK so the match won't even count for battlepass completion >didn't even get a box after the first match as a new player do people really play this s---??? i can't even find the weapon skins menu this UI is garbage

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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11/29/23(Wed)08:40:43 >Alt girl at gym keeps looking at me >I go to sit on a bench and she walks up to the dumbbells and sticks her ass directly in my face to pick some up >Later I'm standing in the cable machine and she walks through it instead of around it passing within inches of me >Ignore her the whole time I'm there >Go home and masturbate to her >Get to enjoy 90% of the positive female experience with none of the downsides Women are too easy to outsmart Anonymous No.75586432 123 KB JPG

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/redscarepod u/stimulant enjoyer- th broke up with my bf who loved me so i could hook up with my coworker that i've had a huge crush on since forever who just got out of 3.5 year relationship, all to get pumped n dumped we f----- twice (sex was amazing), he made reservations for us to get brunch at this super fancy italian place then cancelled on me, didn't text me all week, muted my instagram stories, then eventually stopped responding to me via text. i lost my s--- last week and blocked him on everything so he knows I'm a full blown psycho. can't wait for the office christmas party, i know i only have myself & my mommy issues to blame for this but god damn i cannot stop taking Ls. 185 180 Share How can women move from one man to another so easily? Anonymous (ID: NP57aja9) 11/29/23( >>450355657 >>450355706 >>450355838 >>450355893 >>450356642 >>450356694 >>450356782 >>450356982 >>450357300 >>450 >>450357867 >>450358436 >>450358705 >>450358835 >>450359556 >>450359589 >>450359641 >>450360117 >>450360473 >>450 >>450361502 >>450361729 >>450361905 Anonymous (ID: GqLrZ/ww incel thread 11/29/23(Wed)19:36:27 No.450354959 11/29/23 (Wed)19:40:05 No.450355264 >>450356235 >>450358074 >>4 Anonymous (ID: hGxbb4Mr >>450354756 (OP) >How "Love" developed evolutionarly in males to make women appear to have value when there is none. Women, however, cannot feel it >>450355413 >>450 536 >>4

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1/2 QAAneEDI (OP). US 44m (11/29 14:08) 450363684 · 12 Re . 8 Img JPG 5KB (225 x 225) Trump Mugshot.jpg 4 Replies Did the writers really expect us not to notice? >Born into a very wealthy family, but not of the politically elite class >Politicians look down on you as a man unfit for office >Run on a populist platform, railing against the political elite >Blame the elite for importing foreigners >These foreigners take jobs from the working class, and keep wages down, benefitting the elite >Blame the elite for inflation, especially regarding food >Blame the elite for never-ending wars on the periphery >Politicians are angry because he tried to broker peace, ending a forever war >He declares the whole political system to be corrupt >Whips the people into an anti-establishment frenzy >Main support base of rural working-class people, despite coming from a wealthy urban family >Elected by the people, but hated by most politicians >They constantly try to undermine him and try to remove him from office >Many of his actions fly in the face of legal precedent >Political enemies call him a tyrant >Politicians want to indite him as soon as he leaves office >He runs for a second term >He claims the elite committed election fraud to keep him out of office >During the confirmation of the election, he incites a riot to try to stop it >His supporters riot on the steps of the Senate on Capitol Hill >He is widely considered to have led to increasing polarization, disillusionment with democracy, and normalizing political violence >His rule marks the beginning of the end of democracy >Be Tiberius Sempronius Gracchus (pic not related) History really does repeat itself

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