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: Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)01:45:50 No.48683649 >this old Iranian man at my gym, older than 60 >always talks to me, one day tells me that hes sad that he's on the decline in life >I tell him that since hes making the effort I dont think hes on the decline. From then on he always calls me his good friend >always tells me sex jokes in gym, all of them really bad and if I dont pretend to laugh he will just tell them again >example: "what did the horse and black man have in common, they both have huge d---- and are animals" >By being near this man I have no chance of ever talking to anyone else in my gym ever due to association >one day while telling sex jokes he has a 5lb bag of pistachios, asks if I want any. before I answer he dumps half the bag on the floor in front of my bench and says enjoy my friend He says that it's my turn to come up with sex jokes for him as he has run out >>48684095 # >>48684205 # >>48684940 # >>48686081 # >>48688099 # >>48688233 # >>48688389 # >>48688445 # >>48688646 # >>48689396 # >>48689512 # >>48691738 # >>48692688 # >>48692759 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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