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: Anonymous 12/21/20(Mon)13:56:45 No.58980950 >milf-tier friend of my parents comes over for lunch >my parents are still cooking so im chilling with her in the living room for a bit 258 KB JPG >"did you just come back from lifting? youre looking jacked" >tell her no, i last lifted the day before >food is ready, we have a seat on the lunch table >me and her are sitting on one side, parents on the opposite >she says to my mom "thank god youre sitting in front of me and not ur son, i wouldnt be able to focus on the food haha" >mfw

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous (ID: x21UaE2t) TastefulLindy O Woman discovers Christmas lights for the first time Foto 712 KB PNG 11/30/23(Thu)00:39:06 No.450382347 yes Men love beautiful 50 IQ women that have only ever eaten soup & lived in a studio basement facing a wall until they met him. Anonymous (ID: 4jUJao/1) 11/30/23(Thu)00:39:52 No.450382431 >>450382347 (OP) # >>450386159 # >>450394508 # >>450395032 # >>450395188 # >>450399771 # >>450400717 # >>450403296 # >>450403405 # >>450403902 # >>450424461 # >>450424956 # >>450425110 # >>450427360 # >>450428921 #

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Anon thinks people are the same. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Women Please subscribe to my & OnlyFans 11/28/23(Tue)06:55:00 No.75574704 Also Women MY LIFE NOT JOUR MY LIFE NOT R P--- >P--- bad >I don't need no man >I am not an object, blah blah blah MYLIFE NOTA P--- 873 KB PNG The duality of women is amazing. >Fan attention with sexy pictures on instagram >Sell naked picture of their bodies >Sign up on dating apps to promote OnlyFans account >Engage in prostitution. Meanwhile Its amazing they flip flop between objectifying themselves for a quick buck on moment, and in the next they want to be treated as if they are strong, independent, and don't need no man.

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Why did they make Cortana watch | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Halo 11/30/23(Thu)06:48:09 No.192638929 IMG_0902.jpg 42 KB JPG >enormously successful and popular video game series about a faceless super soldier gunning down aliens and trying to save the galaxy >TV show is about feelings and has minimal action Has any book/video game adaptation missed the mark harder than Halo?

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Anon tries to justify r@pe | /r/Greentext

R: 2 Is r--- justified if you really really like the girl?

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Anon considers joining the armed forces | /r/Greentext

> don't give a f--- about my life > consider joining the army > get to take out murderous rage without going to prison > when i die to a russian airstrike it will be viewed as an honorable sacrifice unlike hanging myself > parents will have a reason to be proud of me instead of ashamed for once > maybe finally feel a connection with someone through shared trauma instead of being ostracized autistic loser 800 10 KB JPG i already want to kill myself. this is probably the most socially acceptable way to do it.

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Just tired | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)22:18:28 No.910036114 mis tiredfuck.jpg 240 KB JPG >body physically cannot stay alseep for more than 4 hours >Wake up hours before work, lie for hours trying to fall back alseep >body feels worse and worse as the alarm gets closer >sometimes manage to fall back asleep for 30 minutes, but alsays wake up to my work alarm and feel like my body is 80 years old and dying of cancer >spend the morning exhausted and out of it >try going to bed earlier, no phone or electronics for 3 hours before >doesn't do s---, just lie awake for hours >last night literally lights off in bed at 7:30pm, 12 hours to sleep until alarm >lie wide awake for 5 hours, feel like I could run a marathon at midight despite feeling like I was dying this morning >eventually fall asleep >wake up >3 hours, 27 minutes have passed W-- is wrong with me

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Anon's sister thinks he's suicidal................. | /r/Greentext

>text my sister out of the blue asking if she wants to visit our grandmother since it's been a while >she phones my mom convinced Im suicidal because apparently people like visiting extended family before they off themselves >doesnt even text me back or call me, just my parents The absolute state of my life right now.

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Anon Plays L4D2 | /r/Greentext

File: file.png (420 KB, 616x353) 632 4312 Anonymous LEFT 4 DEAD 09/16/23(Sat)17:48:58 No.651060000 >>651060997 >>651061419 >>651061880 >>651062095 >>651062330 >14d2 is on sale >heard it was pretty good and it's only .99 >buy it >start it up >for some reason i didn't get a log in bonus >it went straight to the menu instead of giving me a tutorial so I'd know how to play the game >try to check my dailies but i can't find them in the menu >select play campaign >ranked isn't available so now i have to deal with sweats in quick match >game assigns me ellis even though i don't have any perks set up for him or cosmetics >alt tab to look up ellis builds and a video of some boomer fitting flap torque tube bushings for his RV-10 plane >kicked for being AFK so the match won't even count for battlepass completion >didn't even get a box after the first match as a new player do people really play this s---??? i can't even find the weapon skins menu this UI is garbage

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Anon is direction deficient | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 107 KB PNG >god I miss her 04/16/21(Fri)07:48:36 No.852217512 >god I miss her >be driving >miss my exit >full of rage >reach over to hit her for giving bad directions >she's not there

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Sensitive guys you have to perform emotional labor for | /r/Greentext

hannah The uating pool for young women is literally - P--- addicts - "Sensitive" guys you have to perform constant emotional labour for - Narcissistic (if not sociopathic) gym bros - Emotionally distant manipulators - Performative "woke" men who still treat women like s--- Anonymous So basically > Guys who post 4chan > Guys who post on reddit > Guys who post on instagram > Guys who post on linkedin > Guys who post on twitter

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The Mind Games Maven | /r/Greentext

11/29/23(Wed)08:40:43 >Alt girl at gym keeps looking at me >I go to sit on a bench and she walks up to the dumbbells and sticks her ass directly in my face to pick some up >Later I'm standing in the cable machine and she walks through it instead of around it passing within inches of me >Ignore her the whole time I'm there >Go home and masturbate to her >Get to enjoy 90% of the positive female experience with none of the downsides Women are too easy to outsmart Anonymous No.75586432 123 KB JPG

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Love is an evolutionary trap | /r/Greentext

/redscarepod u/stimulant enjoyer- th broke up with my bf who loved me so i could hook up with my coworker that i've had a huge crush on since forever who just got out of 3.5 year relationship, all to get pumped n dumped we f----- twice (sex was amazing), he made reservations for us to get brunch at this super fancy italian place then cancelled on me, didn't text me all week, muted my instagram stories, then eventually stopped responding to me via text. i lost my s--- last week and blocked him on everything so he knows I'm a full blown psycho. can't wait for the office christmas party, i know i only have myself & my mommy issues to blame for this but god damn i cannot stop taking Ls. 185 180 Share How can women move from one man to another so easily? Anonymous (ID: NP57aja9) 11/29/23( >>450355657 >>450355706 >>450355838 >>450355893 >>450356642 >>450356694 >>450356782 >>450356982 >>450357300 >>450 >>450357867 >>450358436 >>450358705 >>450358835 >>450359556 >>450359589 >>450359641 >>450360117 >>450360473 >>450 >>450361502 >>450361729 >>450361905 Anonymous (ID: GqLrZ/ww incel thread 11/29/23(Wed)19:36:27 No.450354959 11/29/23 (Wed)19:40:05 No.450355264 >>450356235 >>450358074 >>4 Anonymous (ID: hGxbb4Mr >>450354756 (OP) >How "Love" developed evolutionarly in males to make women appear to have value when there is none. Women, however, cannot feel it >>450355413 >>450 536 >>4

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