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Anonymous 11/22/23(Wed)20:16:24 No.75508430 >taking picture with group >girl stands next to me >put my hand around her waist >she flinches Was I supposed to put it on her back or just hover hand? It wasn't anything sexual or pervy, it was just something I thought you're supposed to do. 219 KB PNG

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous Natalist Logic 101 680 KB JPG 11/23/23(Thu)09:45:57 No.909769626 >This world is an evil place. Lets bring a new life here! >This world is full of child abusers, rapists, and scammers. Lets bring a new life here! >I had it hard growing up. Lets bring a new life here! >Disease runs in our family. Lets bring a new life here! >I'm struggling to put food on the table. Lets bring a new life here! >We are all wage slaves to some corporation. Lets bring a new life here! >I want to kill myself and I hate life, but... Conceiving a new life to potentially experience the same will make me happy again! Maybe my baby will be the next Einstein, so Lets bring another unfortunate soul here!

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: Anonymous HAPPY THANKSGIVING 11/23/23(Thu)10:42:15 No.658397897 thanksgivingdinner.jpg 489 KB JPG >Hey anon do you still be playing those videogames? >Anon what have you been doing? >When are you going to bring a girlfriend over anon? Stay strong today /v/ros : Anonymous 11/23/23(Thu)10:43:15 No.658397970 >>658397897 (OP) # What the hell is an asian doing there

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Anon is flat earth. | /r/Greentext

>Be me >Flat Earther >Friend works at NASA >Gives me a ticket to go to outer space >He said it'll change my views >Don'tbelievehim.png >Go to outer space >See that the Earth is round >wtfman.jpg >This can't be real >Realize NASA must have hacked my eyes

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Anon knows who REALLY runs the world | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous The REAL ones controlling ever(...) ✡ 3 KB PNG 11/22/23(Wed)14:03:19 No.75505140 >Have an entire state dedicated to your expansion and survival. >Members of the elite are part of your religion to a disproportionate extent. >Run European politics, economy, and entertainment from the shadows for the vast majority of known history. >Almost all of western culture, politics, arts, philosophy, and science traces back to your influence. >When your power is threatened by Nazis, suddenly do a 180 on your politics and pretend to be free and progressive while still retaining your old beliefs in secret. >Be Catholic Christianity. >Pic unrelated.

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Anon still seethes about this one | /r/Greentext

Anonymous THE LAST OF US PART II 11/22/23(Wed)14:08:05 No.658315332 112 KB PNG Is this the most american game ever made? >T----- >Lesbians >Cuckold asian >Jew worship >Strong female >White man gets horrifically murdered >Endless misery >Subverted expectations >Revenge bad >Accessibility options

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Anonymous Regret f------ a fatty 21 KB PNG 11/22/23(Wed)22:00:40 No.75509232 >Be me, 24 YO KHV >Super desperate at this point, don't want to hit the midway point to wizardom >Try dating apps >Every single match is like 300 pounds >One with a decent face keeps messaging me >Super horny one night, say f--- it im finally doing this >Go to her place, watch movie >Cuddle a bit, not attracted to her body at all >Get down to it >Get on top of her and start absolutely jackhammering that roast beef >No idea what i'm really doing, movements probably look hilarious >Finish and roll off of her >Get hit with the most intense post nut clarity ever >Ghost her the next day Yeah I should have just stayed a virgin.

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: Anonymous 11/23/23(Thu)09:45:12 No.658352719 1688536656549.jpg 50 KB JPG >trust me bro you'll "OWN" the game forever >oh your disk broke? your other disk is rotten?well you should've stored your games in a climate controled faraday cage and never touched it again, rookie mistake :3

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: Anonymous 11/23/23(Thu)08:18:39 No.192382494 img.jpg 2.44 MB JPG >raised selfish p------------ children >made no attempt to act as family patriarch just seethed alone and alienated in his house >Midwestern union man so you know he was a lifelong Democrat who voted for the politicians who ushered in the economic policy and immigration that destroyed his neighborhood and city >openly mocked God and refused to participate in his community >ends the movie by scorning his family and leaving his wealth to random foreigners Really is the perfect movie about the self-centered, incompetent, persecution complex generation that is the Boomers.

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He's getting the electric chair | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/22/23(Wed)13:45:51 No.658313302 stern.png 710 KB PNG >the protagonist of the last game you played now has to stand trial how f----- are they?

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$Anonymous 11 KB JPG 11/22/23(Wed)17:39:59 No.75506738 >21 year old college kid >lost virginity last month to a friend >had sex maybe 20 times this week with same friend >still prefer fapping Stimfapping felt better than any of the times I've had sex. It's overrated anons. I'd rather pop a few amphetamines and edge to feet for a few hours. Sex is a fraction of that stimulation, it's also kinda gross and stinky. Moral of the story. Stimfapping > women.$

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#1, No. 75511645 11/23/23 12:31:21 AM 1700728063417 JPG 286x256 43.3 kB I dont know what to do anons.. I'm devastated >be me >like to keep fish >have betta and two african dwarf frogs >feel like they need another friend >add another betta, keep him separated for the first couple days >things are going great >release him >he immediately charges my other betta and attacks it, killing it within minutes >grab him in anger and flick him hard on the head to teach him that's not ok >the fish instantly dies I've been crying for the last hour, the betta was my only friend and now they're both dead, please any advices would help

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