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: Anonymous 11/23/23(Thu)09:45:12 No.658352719 1688536656549.jpg 50 KB JPG >trust me bro you'll "OWN" the game forever >oh your disk broke? your other disk is rotten?well you should've stored your games in a climate controled faraday cage and never touched it again, rookie mistake :3

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous 11/23/23(Thu)08:18:39 No.192382494 img.jpg 2.44 MB JPG >raised selfish p------------ children >made no attempt to act as family patriarch just seethed alone and alienated in his house >Midwestern union man so you know he was a lifelong Democrat who voted for the politicians who ushered in the economic policy and immigration that destroyed his neighborhood and city >openly mocked God and refused to participate in his community >ends the movie by scorning his family and leaving his wealth to random foreigners Really is the perfect movie about the self-centered, incompetent, persecution complex generation that is the Boomers.

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: Anonymous 11/22/23(Wed)13:45:51 No.658313302 stern.png 710 KB PNG >the protagonist of the last game you played now has to stand trial how f----- are they?

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$Anonymous 11 KB JPG 11/22/23(Wed)17:39:59 No.75506738 >21 year old college kid >lost virginity last month to a friend >had sex maybe 20 times this week with same friend >still prefer fapping Stimfapping felt better than any of the times I've had sex. It's overrated anons. I'd rather pop a few amphetamines and edge to feet for a few hours. Sex is a fraction of that stimulation, it's also kinda gross and stinky. Moral of the story. Stimfapping > women.$

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#1, No. 75511645 11/23/23 12:31:21 AM 1700728063417 JPG 286x256 43.3 kB I dont know what to do anons.. I'm devastated >be me >like to keep fish >have betta and two african dwarf frogs >feel like they need another friend >add another betta, keep him separated for the first couple days >things are going great >release him >he immediately charges my other betta and attacks it, killing it within minutes >grab him in anger and flick him hard on the head to teach him that's not ok >the fish instantly dies I've been crying for the last hour, the betta was my only friend and now they're both dead, please any advices would help

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Anonymous 59 KB JPG 11/22/23(Wed)13:36:07 No.909728181 >be me at work >at my desk horny as f--- >figure a little cooming wouldn't be too bad >start beating the f--- out of my d--- >accidentally take it too far and about to blow a load >right before, I notice the camera at the end of the room swivel in my direction (someone has to be on watching it to make it turn) >I straighten up and put on my poker face like I was working right before it turns on me >I was literally a second from c------ though >couldn't hold it in >a big ass glob of c-- shoots out from under my desk to the person's desk in front of me >all on camera as someone was watching it What the f--- do I do anons? My life is about to be f------ over

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: Anonymous 64 KB JPG 11/22/23(Wed)16:52:24 No.192378152 >watch medical flick >spread of a disease is shown >get scared of breathing air irl

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Anonymous 128 KB JPG Anonymous 11/22/23(Wed)19:51:30 No.75508180 next day >puts me to work alone in the draining room >go home and play some senet >eat nile nuggets >go to sleep >dream of being an obelisk polisher >>75508180 >be me >be me >ancient egyptian >live in rental pyramid >wagie at the mummy factory >boss constantly mad at me >"Hotep, you've been slacking, might just wrap you next!" >he shows up on a new sphinx the 11/22/23(Wed)21:16:23 No.75508899 >ancient egyptian >hear architect flirting with girl >"hey girl, I need to pet your sphinx" >"Hnrg, chad you make my nile flood" >keep counting every head of barely like a cuck >what a f------ w----

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Anonymous 2023 sucks 48 KB JPG 11/22/23(Wed)21:06:28 No.909746430 >Be 2023 >Gf I dated for 6 years breaks up with me >Best friend of 5 years commits suicide >Friend stabs me in the back after I got him super expensive heart meds >Become homeless for a while because gf legally owned the flat (I paid for everything tho) >Return home to my parents to see my childhood bedroom gone and renovated into dad's f------ music studio >Lose a well paying job with a great collective because of budget cuts >Friend of 8 years overdoses on drugs and passes away >One of my only friends left suddenly ghosts and deletes all socials overnight. See her active on Steam sometimes but she never replies to my messages, not blocked or unfriended tho. Been over a month Is God trying to tell me to kill myself?

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Anonymous (ID: Xxg5tUO )= 11/22/23(Wed)15:26:21 No.449610464 4n50iy7phesa1.jpg 37 KB JPG Should I buy a gun? I have been debating this all week. The Cons: >Have to maintain it >Buying a gun + ammo costs a lot >I might get too drunk and try to shoot myself >Ear damage The Pros: >I don't have to pay prostitutes anymore

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Anonymous 767715027 43 min. ago... My step brother is a fat cringy neckbeard, i'm bored as f--- right now so heres some cringe. 78.1 kB JPG >Few years ago, both in high school >We make our own anime forum to f--- around with >We get a few members >One "girl" starts posting on our forum >Says shes super in love with step brother >In forum chat, they both are having cyber sex in front of everyone >He didn't realize that i'm an admin and can see IP's >He was literally logging in as both the girl and himself and was essentially having cyber sex with himself

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: Anonymous 11/23/23(Thu)09:45:12 No.658352719 1688536656549.jpg 50 KB JPG >trust me bro you'll "OWN" the game forever >oh your disk broke? your other disk is rotten?well you should've stored your games in a climate controled faraday cage and never touched it again, rookie mistake :3

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