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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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$Anonymous 11 KB JPG 11/22/23(Wed)17:39:59 No.75506738 >21 year old college kid >lost virginity last month to a friend >had sex maybe 20 times this week with same friend >still prefer fapping Stimfapping felt better than any of the times I've had sex. It's overrated anons. I'd rather pop a few amphetamines and edge to feet for a few hours. Sex is a fraction of that stimulation, it's also kinda gross and stinky. Moral of the story. Stimfapping > women.$

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anon doesn't know his own strength | /r/Greentext

#1, No. 75511645 11/23/23 12:31:21 AM 1700728063417 JPG 286x256 43.3 kB I dont know what to do anons.. I'm devastated >be me >like to keep fish >have betta and two african dwarf frogs >feel like they need another friend >add another betta, keep him separated for the first couple days >things are going great >release him >he immediately charges my other betta and attacks it, killing it within minutes >grab him in anger and flick him hard on the head to teach him that's not ok >the fish instantly dies I've been crying for the last hour, the betta was my only friend and now they're both dead, please any advices would help

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The Closing Act | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 59 KB JPG 11/22/23(Wed)13:36:07 No.909728181 >be me at work >at my desk horny as f--- >figure a little cooming wouldn't be too bad >start beating the f--- out of my d--- >accidentally take it too far and about to blow a load >right before, I notice the camera at the end of the room swivel in my direction (someone has to be on watching it to make it turn) >I straighten up and put on my poker face like I was working right before it turns on me >I was literally a second from c------ though >couldn't hold it in >a big ass glob of c-- shoots out from under my desk to the person's desk in front of me >all on camera as someone was watching it What the f--- do I do anons? My life is about to be f------ over

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Anon becomes a hypochondriac | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 64 KB JPG 11/22/23(Wed)16:52:24 No.192378152 >watch medical flick >spread of a disease is shown >get scared of breathing air irl

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Pharaohs and Pyramids | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 128 KB JPG Anonymous 11/22/23(Wed)19:51:30 No.75508180 next day >puts me to work alone in the draining room >go home and play some senet >eat nile nuggets >go to sleep >dream of being an obelisk polisher >>75508180 >be me >be me >ancient egyptian >live in rental pyramid >wagie at the mummy factory >boss constantly mad at me >"Hotep, you've been slacking, might just wrap you next!" >he shows up on a new sphinx the 11/22/23(Wed)21:16:23 No.75508899 >ancient egyptian >hear architect flirting with girl >"hey girl, I need to pet your sphinx" >"Hnrg, chad you make my nile flood" >keep counting every head of barely like a cuck >what a f------ w----

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Sour Notes of 2023 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2023 sucks 48 KB JPG 11/22/23(Wed)21:06:28 No.909746430 >Be 2023 >Gf I dated for 6 years breaks up with me >Best friend of 5 years commits suicide >Friend stabs me in the back after I got him super expensive heart meds >Become homeless for a while because gf legally owned the flat (I paid for everything tho) >Return home to my parents to see my childhood bedroom gone and renovated into dad's f------ music studio >Lose a well paying job with a great collective because of budget cuts >Friend of 8 years overdoses on drugs and passes away >One of my only friends left suddenly ghosts and deletes all socials overnight. See her active on Steam sometimes but she never replies to my messages, not blocked or unfriended tho. Been over a month Is God trying to tell me to kill myself?

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Anon is thinking about buying a gun | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Xxg5tUO )= 11/22/23(Wed)15:26:21 No.449610464 4n50iy7phesa1.jpg 37 KB JPG Should I buy a gun? I have been debating this all week. The Cons: >Have to maintain it >Buying a gun + ammo costs a lot >I might get too drunk and try to shoot myself >Ear damage The Pros: >I don't have to pay prostitutes anymore

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Anon's brother is a neckbeard | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 767715027 43 min. ago... My step brother is a fat cringy neckbeard, i'm bored as f--- right now so heres some cringe. 78.1 kB JPG >Few years ago, both in high school >We make our own anime forum to f--- around with >We get a few members >One "girl" starts posting on our forum >Says shes super in love with step brother >In forum chat, they both are having cyber sex in front of everyone >He didn't realize that i'm an admin and can see IP's >He was literally logging in as both the girl and himself and was essentially having cyber sex with himself

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Blind Love | /r/Greentext

sage 11/22/23(Wed)18:07:41 No.75507056 >Dating a blind girl >All of her friends are blind >Love that she holds my arm when we're out >Love that she eventually got used to my apartment and can now navigate around by herself >Love that her guide dog is super friendly and is always on the job to help her. >Love that her family sees me as a great person because her being blind doesn't bother me >Love that she doesn't use the internet because it's too much hassle >Love that she requests I read new books for her in my voice and record them so she has her own boyfriend audiobook library. Why haven't YOU taken the blindpill anon? 7 KB JPG

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Dear Penthouse, I never thought I’d be writing one of these letters, but… | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 55 KB JPG 11/17/21(Wed)10:02:33 No.866870353 >Be me >A------ roommate moved his GF in >Against lease terms but I allow it at start >Big mistake >She doesn't pay a cent towards bills or rent >We both work from home but she always interrupting my meetings and calls >Told roommate its time for her to go or pay her share >He says he'll have a word with her >That was 6 months ago >She still here and not paying her share >Last night I confronted her >Told her to pack her things >She said if I let her stay she will make it worth my while >She still here and extra flirty with me when roommate is out What do I do? : Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)10:10:18 No.866870699 Don't do it dude. Nothing good can come from her actions coming to fruition. She's a w---- and deserves the door, get rid of her lad. >>866870811 # >>866870888 #

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Hasty Heartbreak | /r/Greentext

11/22/23(Wed)14:10:20 No.909729504 > be at girlfriends parents house for early thanksgiving > her parents, siblings, and grandparents and cousins are there > 'hi anon nice to finally meet you' > family decides to play word association game where someone says a word and the person next to them says what the first word in their head is when they hear the word - and this goes on around the table several times Anonymous 9 KB JPG > grandma says 'Catholics' > uncle sitting next to me > he says 'Judaism’ > gf deadpans to me shaking her head and mouthing 'don't f------ do it!' > years of 4chan come out of me in an uncontrollable instant > without thinking and without hesitation I say 'k----' > whole room goes silent > girlfriend face turns bright red > mother and father jaws wide open in shock staring at me > uncle looks visibly p----- > rest of dinner no one talks to me, I feel like an outcast now > afterward girlfriend says I should go home > now she's not responding to my texts How f----- am I? This was the first girlfriend I've had in years and I ruined it one second

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