:Anonymous Negative mire 1.78 MB GIF 12/02/21(Thu)17:51:01 No.64581240 >go to a party with some friends >get introduced to new people >try to socialize a little bit and have fun >everyone gets visibly drunker as the night progresses >try to make contact with some of the new girls >female friend comes around >"Hey, I see that you already met anon. I'll let you in on a secret: He is really ripped under that sweater" >girls look weirded out >"But then his face doesn't match any of that" >girls agree giggling >get excluded from the interaction > go to the toilet and leave the party shortly after >female friend hasn't even apologized for embarrassing me I feel really defeated.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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:Anonymous Gym Mandela effects GUYS, I'M SUPER SCARED RIGHT NOW! 26 KB JPG 11/21/23(Tue)07:00:32 No.72861098 >be me >get hurt, have to take two weeks off >go back to gym >manager isn't there, ask where he went >get told he moved to different location >sad.me If that was all there was that would be the end of it, but I'm noticing a lot of other changes too >New people I haven't seen before >Noticeable more boomers >Equipment slightly shifted one direction or another >Start to notice the other regulars are missing Did I change timelines? This can't all be from one managerial change. If something is scaring the other regulars away why hasn't it got me yet?

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:Anonymous Negative mire 1.78 MB GIF 12/02/21(Thu)17:51:01 No.64581240 >go to a party with some friends >get introduced to new people >try to socialize a little bit and have fun >everyone gets visibly drunker as the night progresses >try to make contact with some of the new girls >female friend comes around >"Hey, I see that you already met anon. I'll let you in on a secret: He is really ripped under that sweater" >girls look weirded out >"But then his face doesn't match any of that" >girls agree giggling >get excluded from the interaction > go to the toilet and leave the party shortly after >female friend hasn't even apologized for embarrassing me I feel really defeated.

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