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Anonymous (ID: kOa0elgg 340 KB JPG 10/04/18(Thu)16:43:46 No.6592838 >be me >be high school kissless virgin >is dress-up week st my school >come in creative costume >close friend/girl i'm in love with likes it >wants to take a picture with me >she puts my arm around her >camera takes a second to boot-up >be perfectly happy just making contact with her, feeling close to her >be happy all day >pic related

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Coronatus ROBLOX !!smyU9fanlbm (ID: XQhoFYKT)! 47 KB JPG RE 11/21/23(Tue)21:49:07 No.449527804 >be me >doing uber because unemployed >pull into hairdresser parking lot to rest(its 1am) >there for literally 1 minute >undercover cop pulls in out of nowhere and starts questioning me >asked for my ID >I say no as is my right >trys to imply I will be arrested for not IDing >"OK WELL NOW YOUR DETAINED UNTIL WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE" >says im being detained for loitering at night and suspicious activity >says i could be casing the place for a robbery >lies and says a barber shop was robbed two townships over(lol) >calls for backup >3 officers show up including a manlet >original officer shines flashlight in car to look for drugs >scans plate >"OK NOW YOUVE BEEN IDENTIFIED SO YOU CAN GO" >says im allowed to stay and hes staying too why are piggies like this ? its not illegal to be in a parking lot. this is political because the USA is a police state. am I a comb thief ? this happened literally this morning

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Anon switched timelines | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous Gym Mandela effects GUYS, I'M SUPER SCARED RIGHT NOW! 26 KB JPG 11/21/23(Tue)07:00:32 No.72861098 >be me >get hurt, have to take two weeks off >go back to gym >manager isn't there, ask where he went >get told he moved to different location >sad.me If that was all there was that would be the end of it, but I'm noticing a lot of other changes too >New people I haven't seen before >Noticeable more boomers >Equipment slightly shifted one direction or another >Start to notice the other regulars are missing Did I change timelines? This can't all be from one managerial change. If something is scaring the other regulars away why hasn't it got me yet?

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A New Dawn | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: uhlsfhes) [ 177 KB JPG 11/21/23(Tue)19:06:49 No.19111390 >Femicides rising >Right wing governments winning worldwide >F------ and trannies suicide rates blowing up >Al making progress to replace female entitlement >Socials getting bought by anti- establishment billionaires Yep, we're witnessing the beginning of a new renaissance of the west

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Anon plays GTA 6 | /r/Greentext

Grand Theft Auto 6 will have a playable female protagonist, report claims By Rick Lane published 12 days ago PicsArt_08-08-05.37.43.jpg 751 KB JPG >stumble on a random male npc >fight starts >get one punch in the face >dies

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Anon forgot to mention his password is some degenerate shit. Why would a senior dev give a damn about a junior credentials. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8 KB JPG 08/03/23(Thu)19:56:53 No.95140018 >Accidentally showed the senior dev my sudo password Anonymous >>95140018 (OP) # you're sudone, son >>95143849 # 08/03/23(Thu)20:01:05 No.95140095

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Anonymous 285 KB PNG >be me >20 05/21/23(Sun)21:14:10 No.73407115 >older sister asks me to watch her kid so she and her husband can have a date night >very annoyed but agree >a couple days later >hang out with 4 year old niece >take her to the park >nobody there >push her on the swing >play tag on the playground with her >play hide and seek >watch out for her as she balances across the low stone walls that hold mulch on the playground >play many more games together >some kids show up and play with her >I get a break and talk with their moms >They tell my that I'm such a good dad for playing with my daughter >don't have the heart to tell them she's actually my niece >2.5 hours later >niece tires out >carry her home >make ravioli and grilled asparagus for dinner dailymemes .239 >after dinner >we watch sea life documentaries together on the couch. >she falls asleep in my lap I really want kids now bros. I haven't had this much fun in ages. I need to find a fembot to marry so I can have a family. Kids are just so precious.

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Hypocrisy's Web | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: s13PPMIN)! 140 KB JPG 11/21/23(Tue)17:02:48 No.19111055 >pretended he grew up in humble background, was actually born to incredibly wealthy parents >pretended to be Muslim, but only when convenient to him >spoke about how he's from "the Middle East", but attended wealthy schools in the West >justified the killing of women and children by jihadists >lived in gated community >published content claiming American civilians deserved 9/11 >be Hasan Piker >pic unrelated

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Anonymous IC PAGCOR XC alall 1.96 MB PNG 11/21/23(Tue)10:36:27 No.909668191 >be some random jewish chick two millennia ago >ED husband won't touch me >f--- his friend behind his back >randomly get knocked up >f--- f--- f--- >got nothing to lose might as well get creative >say that i've been impregnated by a deity and that my child will be the savior of mankind >everyone believes me for some reason >birth said child >teach him to be a bullshitter from young age >he starts a cult >amasses a following >gets him killed >mfw

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War of Doubt | /r/Greentext

Anonymous WWII almost sounds made up 266 KB JPG 11/21/23 (Tue)18:34:24 No.75495836 Is it just me, or does the "plot" of world war two sound just too perfect? like something you'd expect from a cheesy superhero movie. I'm not going to go too in-depth, but just think about it. >Clear rising action where we see the characters taking shape >Eventually the tension is ignited >Several plot twists, betrayals, etc >UK refuses to give up, and instead fights for what's right >Antagonist almost wins, things are looking bleak, but then there's a decisive turning point(s) >The good guys close in on the bad guys >Allied and Soviet troop movements are coincidentally perfectly timed to meet in the middle of Germany >morally-ambiguous frenemy of the good guys goes fully evil and is set up as the new villain for the sequel (cold war) Am I just insane?

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TikTok Skepticism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: EJx6T/jv) /WHITE POWER 11/21/23(Tue)04:22:47 No.19109642 TikTok alt right movement becomes increasingly more like the furry fandom. >young people who play dressup with masks and things like that >strongly represented on tiktok >mostly young naive people participating >mostly incels who are completely detached from reality >secret language: (owo = yuo) Strong symbolism in both (flags, symbols etc.) >both have their own type of music not intentionally made for them >both adore strong animals in a dominant position (alt right f--- in a symbolic sense) >all of them get a rager when finding out another person is part of that group 552 KB PNG Tiktok "a---- clasics" are f------ cringe even more tiktok skinheads who think playing dressup and posting it on tiktok makes them political activists. Leave your moms f------ basement jimmy. Your not a----, your from portland.

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Anonymous (ID: uvw4t9k0) 145 KB JPG 11/21/23(Tue)02:05:51 No.19109222 >went to the swimming pool today because I'm trying to learn swimming >didn't buy any trunks so figured I would rent them >they only have the kind of swimming trunks that are so tight it essentially shows the p----- of the person wearing it >when I wore it I see NOTHING, not even a small bulge >ended up almost crying in the changing room and just leave home why am I such a f------ loser why cant I change why is my masculintiy so non existent I wanna cry I wanna cut my wrists I wanna die

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Oppenheimer cannot believe it! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/21/23(Tue)18:26:40 No.192345780 MV5BNmNkNWU5NzUtNmVkNS00ZDE2LTg0NjgtNTIxNWYxOWlyM 47 KB JPG >use the bomb on the japanese !? that is unthinkable, this bomb was designed to kill white people and only white people >we are dropping the bomb on tokyo with or without you >wait, I think we can compromise, the 2 largest christian populations in japan are in hiroshima and nagasaki

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