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Grand Theft Auto 6 will have a playable female protagonist, report claims By Rick Lane published 12 days ago PicsArt_08-08-05.37.43.jpg 751 KB JPG >stumble on a random male npc >fight starts >get one punch in the face >dies

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 8 KB JPG 08/03/23(Thu)19:56:53 No.95140018 >Accidentally showed the senior dev my sudo password Anonymous >>95140018 (OP) # you're sudone, son >>95143849 # 08/03/23(Thu)20:01:05 No.95140095

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Anonymous 285 KB PNG >be me >20 05/21/23(Sun)21:14:10 No.73407115 >older sister asks me to watch her kid so she and her husband can have a date night >very annoyed but agree >a couple days later >hang out with 4 year old niece >take her to the park >nobody there >push her on the swing >play tag on the playground with her >play hide and seek >watch out for her as she balances across the low stone walls that hold mulch on the playground >play many more games together >some kids show up and play with her >I get a break and talk with their moms >They tell my that I'm such a good dad for playing with my daughter >don't have the heart to tell them she's actually my niece >2.5 hours later >niece tires out >carry her home >make ravioli and grilled asparagus for dinner dailymemes .239 >after dinner >we watch sea life documentaries together on the couch. >she falls asleep in my lap I really want kids now bros. I haven't had this much fun in ages. I need to find a fembot to marry so I can have a family. Kids are just so precious.

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Hypocrisy's Web | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: s13PPMIN)! 140 KB JPG 11/21/23(Tue)17:02:48 No.19111055 >pretended he grew up in humble background, was actually born to incredibly wealthy parents >pretended to be Muslim, but only when convenient to him >spoke about how he's from "the Middle East", but attended wealthy schools in the West >justified the killing of women and children by jihadists >lived in gated community >published content claiming American civilians deserved 9/11 >be Hasan Piker >pic unrelated

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Footprints in Sand | /r/Greentext

Anonymous IC PAGCOR XC alall 1.96 MB PNG 11/21/23(Tue)10:36:27 No.909668191 >be some random jewish chick two millennia ago >ED husband won't touch me >f--- his friend behind his back >randomly get knocked up >f--- f--- f--- >got nothing to lose might as well get creative >say that i've been impregnated by a deity and that my child will be the savior of mankind >everyone believes me for some reason >birth said child >teach him to be a bullshitter from young age >he starts a cult >amasses a following >gets him killed >mfw

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War of Doubt | /r/Greentext

Anonymous WWII almost sounds made up 266 KB JPG 11/21/23 (Tue)18:34:24 No.75495836 Is it just me, or does the "plot" of world war two sound just too perfect? like something you'd expect from a cheesy superhero movie. I'm not going to go too in-depth, but just think about it. >Clear rising action where we see the characters taking shape >Eventually the tension is ignited >Several plot twists, betrayals, etc >UK refuses to give up, and instead fights for what's right >Antagonist almost wins, things are looking bleak, but then there's a decisive turning point(s) >The good guys close in on the bad guys >Allied and Soviet troop movements are coincidentally perfectly timed to meet in the middle of Germany >morally-ambiguous frenemy of the good guys goes fully evil and is set up as the new villain for the sequel (cold war) Am I just insane?

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TikTok Skepticism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: EJx6T/jv) /WHITE POWER 11/21/23(Tue)04:22:47 No.19109642 TikTok alt right movement becomes increasingly more like the furry fandom. >young people who play dressup with masks and things like that >strongly represented on tiktok >mostly young naive people participating >mostly incels who are completely detached from reality >secret language: (owo = yuo) Strong symbolism in both (flags, symbols etc.) >both have their own type of music not intentionally made for them >both adore strong animals in a dominant position (alt right f--- in a symbolic sense) >all of them get a rager when finding out another person is part of that group 552 KB PNG Tiktok "a---- clasics" are f------ cringe even more tiktok skinheads who think playing dressup and posting it on tiktok makes them political activists. Leave your moms f------ basement jimmy. Your not a----, your from portland.

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Losing to Learn | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: uvw4t9k0) 145 KB JPG 11/21/23(Tue)02:05:51 No.19109222 >went to the swimming pool today because I'm trying to learn swimming >didn't buy any trunks so figured I would rent them >they only have the kind of swimming trunks that are so tight it essentially shows the p----- of the person wearing it >when I wore it I see NOTHING, not even a small bulge >ended up almost crying in the changing room and just leave home why am I such a f------ loser why cant I change why is my masculintiy so non existent I wanna cry I wanna cut my wrists I wanna die

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Oppenheimer cannot believe it! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/21/23(Tue)18:26:40 No.192345780 MV5BNmNkNWU5NzUtNmVkNS00ZDE2LTg0NjgtNTIxNWYxOWlyM 47 KB JPG >use the bomb on the japanese !? that is unthinkable, this bomb was designed to kill white people and only white people >we are dropping the bomb on tokyo with or without you >wait, I think we can compromise, the 2 largest christian populations in japan are in hiroshima and nagasaki

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Personality Prevails | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ZPV9EKCI) Way wah 50 KB JPG No.19109171 11/21/23(Tue)01:31:02 Ok bros, am I f----- in terms of my dating prospects? >be me, 21 bi male >6.5-7/10 >220lbs at 5'9" >live in a small town 30min away from any other towns/cities >in community college for welding/CAD >work at a factory in my small town >still live at home with my parents >REALLY like knights (I own a suit of armor) >enjoy vidya like mordhau, tf2, Baldurs Gate It feels like I'm in a situation where I'm the schrodingers incel. I both work a s--- ton but don't go out because it's not worth the time, and me going out to talk/meet with people doesn't work. How the hell do I get a cute bisexual girl/femboy?

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Ryan Shitter | /r/Greentext

>i ask ryan to poop on bella at class >he says ok >next day comes around >school ends in about 45 minutes O my great school shitshow story Anonymous 11/21/23(Tue)22:40: >be me over a decade ago >in 2nd grade >in a private school with tards >about a week ago a dumbass girl spilled food on my back >we'll call her bella >i wanted to get revenge on bella >luckily bella sits behind the ultra tard >we'll call this fellow ryan >at lunch ryan always eats some weird ass food that makes him s--- >i hatch a plan >ryan will do whatever you say no matter what >ryan hasnt s--- yet and im worried that my plan wont work >suddenly a miracle happens >the whole class is in panic >a few students vomit >ryan lifts his fat ass off the floor and stands up >there is a blank expression on his face >i stare and slowly scoot away >ryan drops his pants >bella is paralyzed in fear >right before anyone can react ryan releases a f------ waterfall of liquid s--- onto bella >some of the s--- ricochets off of bella and onto other students >teacher is running through the puddles of s--- trying to pick ryan up and get him to a bathroom >it is too late >ryan collapsed in his own s--- pile >he was picked up and taken to a washroom >i was one of the lucky ones who wasn't s--- or puked on >there were s--- puddles and vomit stains all over the carpet >it was beautiful >those who weren't s--- on were let out to the playground while the janitors cleaned the scene of the crime >about 15 minutes later its pickup time >multiple students who still reek of s--- smells exit in shame >i never saw ryan or bella leave >the next week ryan and bella were not in class >i have no idea what happened to them and never saw them since the shitstorm ryan, if you are reading this, thank you. i promise i will repay you someday

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>wypipo plagued, black women most affected | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous (ID: nlimw9AA ΚΕΚ 11/21/23(Tue)15:35:35 No.44944098 Black women most likely to die in medieval London plague 2 hours ago MUSEUM OF LONDON | London in 1400' by Amédée Forestier, a French artist who specialised in historical landscapes Black women of African descent were more likely to die of the medieval plague in London, academics at the Museum of London have found. plague london.png 649 KB PNG >30-40% of England >death rate 90%+ in some villages >"you know who the real victims were? black women" is this peak clown world? dies from the plague https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-67472933

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