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>be me 22 year old college student >have gf >gfs family member just died and for some reason has incredibly horny streak 633 KB GIF >she has be f------ me endlessly for days >don't think i have to worry about anything she has irregular menstrual cycle so i assume shes less infertile, pull out method all the way >one day im gaming, pulls me aside in lingere >herewegoagain.mp3 >says she wants to do it to some music she found >wait w-- is that the f------ pizza tower soundtrack? >it is. >Its the f------ noise's theme. >proceeds to f--- me into oblivion >not even kidding the best sex of all time in my life literally melting down there and can feel it up my spine >she is f------ me to the rhythm? >imboutablow.mp4 >literally buckets the most ever in my life I didn't last 5 minutes >FFD 1-2 months later >gf has stopped horny streak ever since that night for some reason. >gf has gotten really sick the past couple days >go to hospital and find out shes pregnant. >Mfw well guys my son/daughter was conceived from f------ pizza tower music, and my life is about to take a drastic change. Do not do your wife/gf to video game soundtracks.

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