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Anonymous 08/01/18 (Wed)06:23:16 No.101840920 >>101840844 # The real question is what happened in the urkaine recently when both a russian and ukrainian patrol went missing in the same area and the site of their disappearance only showed their empty uniforms, broken toilets, and human feces smeared everywhere. >>101841012 # >>101846731 # Anonymous 08/01/18(Wed)06:26:07 No.101841012 >>101840920 # Ambush by Indian special forces. Next mystery please.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Why does this dude have a set of knight's armor in his room | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Me? Yeah I'm good Just a little tired 116 KB JPG 10/27/23(Fri)11:14:58 No.30039668 >Be me >Somehow have girlfriend >Start f------ >She realizes that I forgot protection and tells me to go get some >I'm high as f--- >I go into my room >5 mins later I haven't come out yet >she comes to check on me >I'm in knight armor >EVEN THOUGH I WAS HIGH SHE STILL BREAKS UP WITH ME FOR BEING THAT STUPID How do I recover?

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Anon breaks up with his girlfriend | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_4695.jpg (21 KB, 500x345) 回 10/27/23 (Fri)06:04:35 No.75204967 Anonymous year >>75204989 >>75204997 >>75205000 >>75205002 >kindaregret.jpg Virgin gfs are comfy while they last bros >have a teenage femcel (virgin) age gap gf >smart, committed, loyal, wants to be a wife >let her go thinking I can do better >she tries to win me back for a full year >eventually moves on, starts living a normie life >doesnt become a slut or anything, just finds a new guy >now theyre split up and I could slide back in there >but shes now been banged by some other dude for a year >no longer my girl >> Anonymous 10/27/23(Fri)06:06:07 No.75204977 File: Satan Laughing.jpg (144 KB, 1200x900) >>75204967 (OP) # >let her go thinking I can do better >she tries to win me back for a full >>75204977 Anonymous 10/27/23(Fri)06:07:13 No.75204986 File: 1609193240000.png (210 KB, 336x331) what kind of reaction were you expecting Anonymous 10/27/23 (Fri)06:07:34 No.75204989 >>75204967 (OP) # I've never been mean to anyone on 4chan but I feel like being mean to you anon

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Anon finds the one | /r/Greentext

File: 61.png (314 KB, 430x391) Anonymous 10/27/23 (Fri)04:51:01 No.75204473 >>75204482 >>75204531 >>75204626 >>75204655 >>75204755 >she's younger than me by 6 years (both in our twenties) >she knows my age and despite, still likes to talk to me >the other day she stood very close next to me during class, she got up to get me something of mine that fallen down, and I offered her a chair that she gleefully accepted >we are given our own workspaces and hers is beside mine >when I needed to leave early, she said, "what, you're leaving?", today was the second time she did it >she tells me that she's bored by herself in her apartment She's the one. She's very thin, white, and she has a cute face and voice. Anonymous 10/27/23(Fri)04:51:51 No.75204482 >>75204473 (OP) # Be careful to not physically assault her on accident.

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Anon doesn't like Domino's | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous PEPE PIZZA 10/08/23(Sun)14:32:26 No.75000737 >be me >many years ago I got food poisoning from a Domino's Pizza >have been screwing with that store ever since >ordering pizzas to random addresses 33 KB JPG >leave bad reviews >get into screaming matches with the manager over the phone >it's to the point where I can just say "it's me" and it will turn into a screaming match immediately >they blocked my phone number so usually I just spoof it >sometimes I mail weird things to the restaurants address >like sex toys and glitter bombs >one time in the middle of the night I went out there and I put a bike lock on their door >I'm not even mad anymore so I don't know why I do this >recently I found out that the store will be closing I feel like I won but I'm stressed out what happens after the Domino's Pizza is gone

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Anon finds an egg | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 216 KB PNG 10/26/23(Thu)18:55:26 No.908305425 >be me >be last week >find a big dog egg >take it home >it hasn't hatched yet

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Dumped Anon takes revenge | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2 hours ago 5 REPLIES 2 IMAGES 53768543 >bf dumps me >starts dating some skinny bitch >hatch plan >make friends with him >hang out a lot >ask to borrow his laptop >download CP >bring the laptop to the police >"anon, you say you found these images on his laptop but it looks like they were downloaded just an hour ago?" >get charged with CP

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Anon is millennial. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: vY6bEWUT ) [+] Millenial check-in life update: it got worse 124 KB PNG 10/26/23(Thu)19:45:09 No.446440646 >32 next month >girlfriend left me >parents dead >rent goes up in s------- apartment that my Chinese landlord won't fix >carpool to construction site job with a bunch of 50+ boomers and one guy my age >he hanged himself this morning Look, I'm not looking for pity here, or to tell a s-- story. I work a hard job, live like s--- and can't keep a relationship together because of my own f--- ups. But why is the world around me so f------ dark? Everyone I know is barely scraping by. Kids on the demo teams share apartments with 3-4 people and still have to use the food bank.

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Anon receives advice on 4chan | /r/Greentext

File: 1681641344000299.jpg (77 KB, 423x512) HELP ME FAILED LIFE! LOLEH! Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)19:17:49 No.75199632 >>75199645 >>75199651 >smart >fit >attractive >affluent >had every opportunity >totally failed at life >completely unable to connect with other people whatosever >friendless >unemployed >empty meaningless life >don't even have any media i enjoy lol Imao even Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)19:19:01 No.75199645 >>75199632 (OP) # Seeing as this isn't /adv/, I suggest that you take a fat turd, photograph it, and post it.

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Anon is upset with the game | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_3197.jpg (920 KB, 1284x1053) Daily Loud @DailyLoud. 8m Harvard 'doxxing truck' parks outside students homes who blamed Israel for Hamas attacks 166 TAAR 152 Barvard's Leading Antisemites A 770 ACCURACY MEDIA SHOW || 8,680 Game respect game Anonymous (ID: M+07AgPB l= 10/26/23(Thu)13:41:01 No.446400402 >>446400876 >>446401042 >>446401075 >>446401238 >>446401482 >>446401615 >>446402054 >>446402103 >>446402477 >>446403205 >>446403476 >>446403618 >>446404610 >>446405247 >>446405478 >>446405674 >>446406264 >>446406507 >>446406660 >>446406778 >>446407046 >>446407121 >>446407821 >>446407878 >>446409358 >>446409727 >>446409887 >>446410070 >>446410102 >>446410325 >>446410436 >>446411674 >>446412011 >>446412939 >>446413007 >>446413288 >>446413455 >>446414492 >>446414789 >>446414992 >>446415239 >>446415292 >>446415814 >>446416045 >>446416264 >>446416819 These Jews know how to exercise power. I wish white people did the same. □ Anonymous (ID: HX9jznSV) 10/26/23(Thu)13:43:57 No.446400701 >>446400973 >>446401083 >>446401371 >>446401415 >>446401594 >>446401972 >>446401994 >>446402161 >>446402237 >>446402299 >>446402447 >>446402891 >>446403265 >>446403601 >>446404640 >>446406336 >>446406653 >>446407403 >>446407631 >>446407757 >>446408084 >>446408251 >>446409481 >>446409557 >>446409639 >>446409776 >>446409877 >>446409957 >>446410540 >>446410729 >>446411488 >>446412485 >>446412557 >>446412725 >>446413545 >>446414368 >>446414422 >>446415135 >>446416128 I've been working hard my whole life being antisemitic both in public and on /pol/ and some bitchass limp wristed Harvard students get MVP because they waved Palestinian flags? This s--- is so rigged

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Anon moves into an apartment | /r/Greentext

File: nhlqajbrtvx01.jpg (120 KB, 960x720) Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)19:32:31 No.75199784 ► >>75199818 >be me >24 year old incel >move into new apartment last year >start getting close with my 63 year old neighbor >she's wrinkly but still skinny and has a beautiful smile >starts giving me lots of attention after I help her with some stuff >i obviously end up falling in love with her Should I just ask her out? We had lunch together last Saturday and she cooked for me at her place but it was really casual and she made zero moves on me Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)19:37:00 No.75199818 >>75199784 (OP) # dont make any moves. just keep being nice. keep being a good boi. let her make the first move. because its not clear whether she sees you as a son or a young hunk

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Anon makes fun of russian names | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 123622703 russians be like >hello, my name is sir gay

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