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Anonymous (ID: vY6bEWUT ) [+] Millenial check-in life update: it got worse 124 KB PNG 10/26/23(Thu)19:45:09 No.446440646 >32 next month >girlfriend left me >parents dead >rent goes up in s------- apartment that my Chinese landlord won't fix >carpool to construction site job with a bunch of 50+ boomers and one guy my age >he hanged himself this morning Look, I'm not looking for pity here, or to tell a s-- story. I work a hard job, live like s--- and can't keep a relationship together because of my own f--- ups. But why is the world around me so f------ dark? Everyone I know is barely scraping by. Kids on the demo teams share apartments with 3-4 people and still have to use the food bank.

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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File: 1681641344000299.jpg (77 KB, 423x512) HELP ME FAILED LIFE! LOLEH! Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)19:17:49 No.75199632 >>75199645 >>75199651 >smart >fit >attractive >affluent >had every opportunity >totally failed at life >completely unable to connect with other people whatosever >friendless >unemployed >empty meaningless life >don't even have any media i enjoy lol Imao even Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)19:19:01 No.75199645 >>75199632 (OP) # Seeing as this isn't /adv/, I suggest that you take a fat turd, photograph it, and post it.

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File: IMG_3197.jpg (920 KB, 1284x1053) Daily Loud @DailyLoud. 8m Harvard 'doxxing truck' parks outside students homes who blamed Israel for Hamas attacks 166 TAAR 152 Barvard's Leading Antisemites A 770 ACCURACY MEDIA SHOW || 8,680 Game respect game Anonymous (ID: M+07AgPB l= 10/26/23(Thu)13:41:01 No.446400402 >>446400876 >>446401042 >>446401075 >>446401238 >>446401482 >>446401615 >>446402054 >>446402103 >>446402477 >>446403205 >>446403476 >>446403618 >>446404610 >>446405247 >>446405478 >>446405674 >>446406264 >>446406507 >>446406660 >>446406778 >>446407046 >>446407121 >>446407821 >>446407878 >>446409358 >>446409727 >>446409887 >>446410070 >>446410102 >>446410325 >>446410436 >>446411674 >>446412011 >>446412939 >>446413007 >>446413288 >>446413455 >>446414492 >>446414789 >>446414992 >>446415239 >>446415292 >>446415814 >>446416045 >>446416264 >>446416819 These Jews know how to exercise power. I wish white people did the same. □ Anonymous (ID: HX9jznSV) 10/26/23(Thu)13:43:57 No.446400701 >>446400973 >>446401083 >>446401371 >>446401415 >>446401594 >>446401972 >>446401994 >>446402161 >>446402237 >>446402299 >>446402447 >>446402891 >>446403265 >>446403601 >>446404640 >>446406336 >>446406653 >>446407403 >>446407631 >>446407757 >>446408084 >>446408251 >>446409481 >>446409557 >>446409639 >>446409776 >>446409877 >>446409957 >>446410540 >>446410729 >>446411488 >>446412485 >>446412557 >>446412725 >>446413545 >>446414368 >>446414422 >>446415135 >>446416128 I've been working hard my whole life being antisemitic both in public and on /pol/ and some bitchass limp wristed Harvard students get MVP because they waved Palestinian flags? This s--- is so rigged

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File: nhlqajbrtvx01.jpg (120 KB, 960x720) Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)19:32:31 No.75199784 ► >>75199818 >be me >24 year old incel >move into new apartment last year >start getting close with my 63 year old neighbor >she's wrinkly but still skinny and has a beautiful smile >starts giving me lots of attention after I help her with some stuff >i obviously end up falling in love with her Should I just ask her out? We had lunch together last Saturday and she cooked for me at her place but it was really casual and she made zero moves on me Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)19:37:00 No.75199818 >>75199784 (OP) # dont make any moves. just keep being nice. keep being a good boi. let her make the first move. because its not clear whether she sees you as a son or a young hunk

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Anonymous | 123622703 russians be like >hello, my name is sir gay

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Lets ask the hard questions here. >what happened to the humans? >how did animals build all the mass transit without disposable thumbs? >why do animals have better mass transit than humans? >When Nick was training to be a cop did he and Judy f---? >Does Judy's mom like rabbit d---? >How exactly did animals evolve to not kill each other? >Does the movie take place on earth? >Where are the birds? >What do they eat? >Where are the bugs and s---? >Do the animals wipe their butts? >Is there interspecies sex? >What animal is "White" >Is that lamb supposed to be Donald Trump?

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20 Re 4 Img JPG 24KB (274 × 253) 3 Replies /gym/stories >be me >at gym lifting as usual >some new gypsy guy comes in >he is the only gypsy guy at the gym >everyone is looking at him cuz f--- em dogs >1 hour later regular comes out screaming someone stole his phone >female gym owner immediately looks at the gypsy, tells him sorry but you have to stay, calls cops >until the cops arrive gypsy is yelling "you are racist, you have no proof you just do this because im a gypsy" trying to make himself the victim >cops arrive >find the phone in his shoes

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do i need to ask her on an actual date do i need to ask her on an act(...) 30 KB JPG 10/25/23(Wed)18:31:44 No.30028258 >be friends with girl for 1 year >7 weeks ago we make out, since then hang out multiple times per week >cuddle, sex, going to gigs, cinema, restaurant, movies at home etc >tells me personal stuff, is very affectionate and intimate >last time went to a town, had coffee, went to the park, held hands in public etc >tells me she "likes me alot <3" >nothing so far is clarified, have never asked her on a date, just "hanging out" >see instagram reel relating to hanging out with guy friends >"if he isn't asking me out for a date then it is simply a hang out" do i need to actually start clarifying this, or is it implied if we are having sex, cuddling, being really intimate and seeing each other multiple times a week and texting on and off every single day. Or can I just assume were on the same page and im not in some weird friend zone or whatever, surely to god you wouldn't do this with "just a guy friend" right anons? to me it feels like the beginning of something more. She has attachment issues so I think is kinda spooked by outright saying what it is idk though. I also know shes not seeing anyone else btw.

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: Anonymous 16 KB JPG 10/26/23(Thu)14:33:02 No.72630244 Is it bad to j------- to pictures of your girlfriend? 10/26/23(Thu)14:40:07 No.72630290 : Anonymous It's based and romanticpilled 10/26/23(Thu)14:41:02 No.72630297 : Anonymous >>72630244 (OP) # Only if she is with another man.

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: Anonymous alcoholics 68 KB JPG 10/26/23(Thu)21:52:51 No.908311084 can any alcoholics explain why you like alcohols to me? >am social drinker but alcohol has always tasted like s--- to me >work in an environment where the default hangout is the bar so naturally I have to partake >"wow I could have just smoked weed" is usually my first thought after every hangout >"how do people get addicted to this s---" is usually my second thought have tried many, did not like a single one >lol you're just drinking cheap swills suggest some to me

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Anonymous Not once. Not ONCE the entire time we've been together have I come home from work to find her wearing something sexy, laying on the bed, candles lit, bath run etc. despite the fact that I've said many times how I think that would be insanely hot and passionate. 187 KB JPG In fact she's generally pretty not interested in sex, especially initiating it. I've reached the point where I can honestly say that I'm unhappy. My wife doesn't want me, or at least doesn't love me enough to put the effort in and fake it. Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)08:17:30 No.75197057 I have been in a relationship with a nice woman for 7 years, the last four of which we've been married. 331 KB GIF amusement. 10/26/23(Thu)08:27:02 No.75197139 >>75197057 (OP) >Honey, do I hear typing? >Are you using that twenty-year- old anime forum for misogynists again? >And you wonder why I don't dress up like a prostitute for your

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File: 55p3cn.png (144 KB, 400x300) All is lost ☐ Anonymous (ID: B4pyMfso) 10/25/23(Wed)13:43:43 No.446265717 ► >>446265900 >>446265910 >>446268334 >be canadian >wife is from florida >been together 7 years >she moves to live in canada with me >gets permanent residency >applies for citizenship >passes the test >today is her citizenship ceremony, which is now done over zoom ever since covid >there's something like 100 people in the in the call >take a peek at the zoom call >she's literally the only white person it's so f------ over. I don't even know what to say. There's no turning back from this.

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Anonymous (ID: vY6bEWUT ) [+] Millenial check-in life update: it got worse 124 KB PNG 10/26/23(Thu)19:45:09 No.446440646 >32 next month >girlfriend left me >parents dead >rent goes up in s------- apartment that my Chinese landlord won't fix >carpool to construction site job with a bunch of 50+ boomers and one guy my age >he hanged himself this morning Look, I'm not looking for pity here, or to tell a s-- story. I work a hard job, live like s--- and can't keep a relationship together because of my own f--- ups. But why is the world around me so f------ dark? Everyone I know is barely scraping by. Kids on the demo teams share apartments with 3-4 people and still have to use the food bank.

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