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: Anonymous 216 KB PNG 10/26/23(Thu)18:55:26 No.908305425 >be me >be last week >find a big dog egg >take it home >it hasn't hatched yet

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 2 hours ago 5 REPLIES 2 IMAGES 53768543 >bf dumps me >starts dating some skinny bitch >hatch plan >make friends with him >hang out a lot >ask to borrow his laptop >download CP >bring the laptop to the police >"anon, you say you found these images on his laptop but it looks like they were downloaded just an hour ago?" >get charged with CP

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Anonymous (ID: vY6bEWUT ) [+] Millenial check-in life update: it got worse 124 KB PNG 10/26/23(Thu)19:45:09 No.446440646 >32 next month >girlfriend left me >parents dead >rent goes up in s------- apartment that my Chinese landlord won't fix >carpool to construction site job with a bunch of 50+ boomers and one guy my age >he hanged himself this morning Look, I'm not looking for pity here, or to tell a s-- story. I work a hard job, live like s--- and can't keep a relationship together because of my own f--- ups. But why is the world around me so f------ dark? Everyone I know is barely scraping by. Kids on the demo teams share apartments with 3-4 people and still have to use the food bank.

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Anon receives advice on 4chan | /r/Greentext

File: 1681641344000299.jpg (77 KB, 423x512) HELP ME FAILED LIFE! LOLEH! Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)19:17:49 No.75199632 >>75199645 >>75199651 >smart >fit >attractive >affluent >had every opportunity >totally failed at life >completely unable to connect with other people whatosever >friendless >unemployed >empty meaningless life >don't even have any media i enjoy lol Imao even Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)19:19:01 No.75199645 >>75199632 (OP) # Seeing as this isn't /adv/, I suggest that you take a fat turd, photograph it, and post it.

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Anon is upset with the game | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_3197.jpg (920 KB, 1284x1053) Daily Loud @DailyLoud. 8m Harvard 'doxxing truck' parks outside students homes who blamed Israel for Hamas attacks 166 TAAR 152 Barvard's Leading Antisemites A 770 ACCURACY MEDIA SHOW || 8,680 Game respect game Anonymous (ID: M+07AgPB l= 10/26/23(Thu)13:41:01 No.446400402 >>446400876 >>446401042 >>446401075 >>446401238 >>446401482 >>446401615 >>446402054 >>446402103 >>446402477 >>446403205 >>446403476 >>446403618 >>446404610 >>446405247 >>446405478 >>446405674 >>446406264 >>446406507 >>446406660 >>446406778 >>446407046 >>446407121 >>446407821 >>446407878 >>446409358 >>446409727 >>446409887 >>446410070 >>446410102 >>446410325 >>446410436 >>446411674 >>446412011 >>446412939 >>446413007 >>446413288 >>446413455 >>446414492 >>446414789 >>446414992 >>446415239 >>446415292 >>446415814 >>446416045 >>446416264 >>446416819 These Jews know how to exercise power. I wish white people did the same. □ Anonymous (ID: HX9jznSV) 10/26/23(Thu)13:43:57 No.446400701 >>446400973 >>446401083 >>446401371 >>446401415 >>446401594 >>446401972 >>446401994 >>446402161 >>446402237 >>446402299 >>446402447 >>446402891 >>446403265 >>446403601 >>446404640 >>446406336 >>446406653 >>446407403 >>446407631 >>446407757 >>446408084 >>446408251 >>446409481 >>446409557 >>446409639 >>446409776 >>446409877 >>446409957 >>446410540 >>446410729 >>446411488 >>446412485 >>446412557 >>446412725 >>446413545 >>446414368 >>446414422 >>446415135 >>446416128 I've been working hard my whole life being antisemitic both in public and on /pol/ and some bitchass limp wristed Harvard students get MVP because they waved Palestinian flags? This s--- is so rigged

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Anon moves into an apartment | /r/Greentext

File: nhlqajbrtvx01.jpg (120 KB, 960x720) Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)19:32:31 No.75199784 ► >>75199818 >be me >24 year old incel >move into new apartment last year >start getting close with my 63 year old neighbor >she's wrinkly but still skinny and has a beautiful smile >starts giving me lots of attention after I help her with some stuff >i obviously end up falling in love with her Should I just ask her out? We had lunch together last Saturday and she cooked for me at her place but it was really casual and she made zero moves on me Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)19:37:00 No.75199818 >>75199784 (OP) # dont make any moves. just keep being nice. keep being a good boi. let her make the first move. because its not clear whether she sees you as a son or a young hunk

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Anon makes fun of russian names | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 123622703 russians be like >hello, my name is sir gay

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Lets ask the hard questions here. >what happened to the humans? >how did animals build all the mass transit without disposable thumbs? >why do animals have better mass transit than humans? >When Nick was training to be a cop did he and Judy f---? >Does Judy's mom like rabbit d---? >How exactly did animals evolve to not kill each other? >Does the movie take place on earth? >Where are the birds? >What do they eat? >Where are the bugs and s---? >Do the animals wipe their butts? >Is there interspecies sex? >What animal is "White" >Is that lamb supposed to be Donald Trump?

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20 Re 4 Img JPG 24KB (274 × 253) 3 Replies /gym/stories >be me >at gym lifting as usual >some new gypsy guy comes in >he is the only gypsy guy at the gym >everyone is looking at him cuz f--- em dogs >1 hour later regular comes out screaming someone stole his phone >female gym owner immediately looks at the gypsy, tells him sorry but you have to stay, calls cops >until the cops arrive gypsy is yelling "you are racist, you have no proof you just do this because im a gypsy" trying to make himself the victim >cops arrive >find the phone in his shoes

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do i need to ask her on an actual date do i need to ask her on an act(...) 30 KB JPG 10/25/23(Wed)18:31:44 No.30028258 >be friends with girl for 1 year >7 weeks ago we make out, since then hang out multiple times per week >cuddle, sex, going to gigs, cinema, restaurant, movies at home etc >tells me personal stuff, is very affectionate and intimate >last time went to a town, had coffee, went to the park, held hands in public etc >tells me she "likes me alot <3" >nothing so far is clarified, have never asked her on a date, just "hanging out" >see instagram reel relating to hanging out with guy friends >"if he isn't asking me out for a date then it is simply a hang out" do i need to actually start clarifying this, or is it implied if we are having sex, cuddling, being really intimate and seeing each other multiple times a week and texting on and off every single day. Or can I just assume were on the same page and im not in some weird friend zone or whatever, surely to god you wouldn't do this with "just a guy friend" right anons? to me it feels like the beginning of something more. She has attachment issues so I think is kinda spooked by outright saying what it is idk though. I also know shes not seeing anyone else btw.

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: Anonymous 16 KB JPG 10/26/23(Thu)14:33:02 No.72630244 Is it bad to j------- to pictures of your girlfriend? 10/26/23(Thu)14:40:07 No.72630290 : Anonymous It's based and romanticpilled 10/26/23(Thu)14:41:02 No.72630297 : Anonymous >>72630244 (OP) # Only if she is with another man.

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Anon doesn't understand alcoholics | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous alcoholics 68 KB JPG 10/26/23(Thu)21:52:51 No.908311084 can any alcoholics explain why you like alcohols to me? >am social drinker but alcohol has always tasted like s--- to me >work in an environment where the default hangout is the bar so naturally I have to partake >"wow I could have just smoked weed" is usually my first thought after every hangout >"how do people get addicted to this s---" is usually my second thought have tried many, did not like a single one >lol you're just drinking cheap swills suggest some to me

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