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File: l-intro-1686067436.jpg (203 KB, 1600x900) Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)23:28:41 No.191399257 >>191399280 >>191399326 >>191399473 >So yeah, THAT happened.. >So THAT was a thing.. >I guess I'm sorry for, y'know, being a d---? >Mmmyeah. You were. But it's whatevs. ☐ Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)23:32:56 No.191399326 ► >>191399372 >>191399376 File: FCBE07CC-9F1C-4202-9C59-9(...).jpg (8 KB, 195x258) ANT >>191399257 (OP) >It's not coming off. CO NATIO DIE >What?! >Yeah it's stuck. How do I get this thing off? >Push both buttons in and lift. >I am pushing both buttons in, still not coming off. I'm gonna try wiggling it. >No don't wiggle it; you'll make it worse.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon thinks with his pp | /r/Greentext

11 10 KB JPG >be horny >go on doublelist >find post for girl looking to suck d--- >think with pp >send her a fully nude body shot with face >she asks for more and wants to know my name >send her more and tell her my name >she then blackmails me >threatens to send pictures of me to all my family members on facebook >jokes on her >I don't have Facebook >she doesn't know >I act scared and tell her to tell me where to send the money >she gives me her cashapp >I report it to the authorities and tell her I need a few days to gather the money >they continue to threaten me by sending my photos of my linked in account >not too long after, they get caught >get call from detective >turns out it's some 23 year old dude from California

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Anon receives a message from a female co-worker | /r/Greentext

File: empty.jpg (97 KB, 600x532) never received a message from a girl before Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)10:26:01 No.75195765 >>75195787 >>75195789 >receive message from female coworker asking whether I can cover one of her shifts >instantly imagine life together with her when does it end?

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Its so over shithole bros... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 20231020_234614.jpg 10 KB JPG 10/25/23(Wed)10:27:50 No.655285769 Steam is removing regional pricing and game prices will be based on USD from now on.

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Anon is questioned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)12:01:36 No.75196637 365 KB PNG >be me >have carpenter housemate who works from home >take out trash >car pull up next to me >woman asking me if I lived with the carpenter >"yes" >woman asking me if he drinks >start thinking she was insulting his work and calling him a drunk >lies >"never drunk in his life" >"you sure? He doesn't like beer, vodka?" >mfw I realised it was xmas soon and she just wanted to buy him a gift why do I immediately think the worst of people

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Anon breaks up with his girlfriend | /r/Greentext

File: tereyt.jpg (112 KB, 768x512) codependent Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)13:03:14 No.75196649 >>75196654 >gf is codependent >starts talking about wanting "guy friends" to hang out with >immediately break up and find another That's how I run things. That's how you should, too. Ignore the psychology toxic b-------. Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)13:04:09 No.75196654 >>75196649 (OP) # >immediately break up and find another codependent >Ignore the psychology toxic b------- Imao

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Anon has a purpose | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 45 KB JPG 10 Replies / 3 Images : Anonymous 8) 63 KB JPG 10/26/23(Thu)11:58:20 No.75194297 I broke down in tears while thinking my purpose again View Thread 10/26/23(Thu)12:20:26 No.75194473 >>75194297 (OP) # You pass butter WUBBALUBBADUBDUB

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Anon questions his sexuality | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_1966.jpg (41 KB, 640x557) Am I gay? Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)09:32:19 No.75195458 >>75195483 >>75195493 >>75195506 >>75195523 >>75195467 >be me >straight >friend says that if he can show me his d--- over discord vc he would give me a free lunch ($9.50+ each) >Imao what >money eyes.gif >agree >he asks if I can show my d--- to him he would give me another free lunch >what Imao >decline >money on my mind.png >eventually agree >millionare.mp3 Robots, is this gay? I don't think so, and I did it for the money so it's ok. Is this normal?

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anon shares a not so fun story | /r/Greentext

>be me last year >Taking my girlfriend home >She's my f------ everything >Drop her off, tell her I love her >She asks me to come in for a bit before I close the door >I accept and go in >She bought a new love sack >We lay in it like pic related >She keeps trying to get me to stay longer but I have to get home to let my dog out and I know she needs sleep >She accepts and I leave >On the way out I get a call from her and she's saying she's feeling kinda sick >She tells me she loves me and goodnight >I get home, let my dog out and fall asleep >Next morning wake up to 3 missed calls from her >Her mom called me The Get Up Kids 618 KB PNG >Her mom is still crying and says my gf took her life >I can't even breathe and I hang up >My dog hops on my lap and I just lay there for hours >Still haven't recovered a year later.. I wish I couldve helped her bros.

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Anon asked the real question | /r/Greentext

R: 4/1: 1 Would your country be a good axe?

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Anon eats LOADS of carrots | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)19:06:54 No.908269590 ► >>908269667 >>908269713 >>908270270 >>908270445 >>908270918 >>908271357 >>908271437 >>908271654 >>908272108 >>908272265 >>908272911 >>908273382 >>908269397 >be dog >do a poo >my owner ignores it >people complain and tell them to pick it up >be horse >do a poo >my owner ignores it >go home to castle >eat more carrots >do a big race >lose >get shot dog poo is small.. horse poo is big.. what size or weight is enough for ME to be able to s--- in the streets? Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)19:08:15 No.908269667 >>908270150 >>908270649 >>908270844 >>908271275 >>908271324 >>908272258 >>908272618 >>908273159 >>908274512 >>908275008 >>908275349 >>908275532 >>908275849 >>908276139 >>908269590 If this was /pol/ I could 100% guarantee your flag wouldn't be India

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Anon uses dating apps | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_4360.jpg (21 KB, 220x275) Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)07:59:28 No.908296520 >>908296792 >be me >download tinder and bumble >get no matches >get a haircut, trim beard so it looks nice and put on nice clothes >take new pics >get no matches still >one week goes by and I finally get a match >open bumble and it's a massive woman with acne on her face >looks like fat is overtaking her face, eyes nose and mouth look small and surrounded by fat >fuckit >chat her up for a bit >15 minutes >she tells me she is a size queen and asks how big my penis is >I tell her the true size >she says that isn't enough for her >go to message her again and I am unmatched >zero matches since then

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Anons sister says bad words | /r/Greentext

KUNG FU KISSES QUZSA 41 KB JPG >be me in like 2007 >12-13 years old >Watching pucca with my younger sister who's 8 >For no reason whatsoever she says "this show is so f------ stupid" >My mom and I look at each other in shock >Turns out my sister had learned some bad words at school >Ffw a week >Walking through casino to find our dad who works at a restaurant >Sister taps my shoulder and says "look at that n****r over there" >I look at her and start laughing my ass off >Mom pulls her aside and spanks her for being racist >Ffw again to today >Sister has black boyfriend my temptation to tell this story at family dinner is at an all time high

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