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Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)19:06:54 No.908269590 ► >>908269667 >>908269713 >>908270270 >>908270445 >>908270918 >>908271357 >>908271437 >>908271654 >>908272108 >>908272265 >>908272911 >>908273382 >>908269397 >be dog >do a poo >my owner ignores it >people complain and tell them to pick it up >be horse >do a poo >my owner ignores it >go home to castle >eat more carrots >do a big race >lose >get shot dog poo is small.. horse poo is big.. what size or weight is enough for ME to be able to s--- in the streets? Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)19:08:15 No.908269667 >>908270150 >>908270649 >>908270844 >>908271275 >>908271324 >>908272258 >>908272618 >>908273159 >>908274512 >>908275008 >>908275349 >>908275532 >>908275849 >>908276139 >>908269590 If this was /pol/ I could 100% guarantee your flag wouldn't be India

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?
GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.
Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.
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