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más Retarded experience I had while using poppers Anonymous 10/15/23(Sun)10:21:19 No.33158264 ► >>33158296 >>33159230 >>33162018 >>33162088 >>33162092 >>33162737 So I lucked out and was able to join a threesome, but I f----- up because I acted like a retard. >Using Grindr trying to look for a hook-up >Someone messages me and it's this Danny DeVito looking little guy who said that he was a sissy >Was about to reject him, but he said he had a threesome with poppers ready >Always wanted to try a threesome and poppers so I ended up accepting his offer >Go to cheep motel where the other person in the threesome was staying >She was a really pretty transwoman so I was excited >We all get undressed and start sniffing the poppers >The poppers has no effect on me, but it worked for the other two. Probably a placebo or something >Try to "act high" >Pretend that I'm seeing s--- like aliens and ghosts >Start singing about how the poppers are making me "cuuuuhhhhhraaaazzzzeey" to the tune of Happy Birthday >Danced like an Egyptian and did the Gangnam Style Dance >While that was happening, the other two just looked at me like I was retarded >Realize that I look like an idiot >Try to scavenge it, by asking them "What's poppin'?" >They just get more confused. >I apologize, get dressed, and get the f--- out of the room. I'm honestly ashamed of myself right now. That felt more degrading than any sexual b------- that I've done. Anyone else have similar experiences?

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