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245 KB PNG >door bell rings >probably my copy of Violet I ordered >get really excited to finally play it and run to the door >accidentally step on my dogs head and crush her skull

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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File: 1696297192431902.jpg (80 KB, 603x843) Anonymous 10/13/23(Fri)17:49:22 No.190917656 ▶► >>190919259 >>190919790 >>190920434 >>190920489 >"Sabine Wren... Here are the exact coordinates to the enemy Jedi Ezra Bridger, as well as this supply of food and a mount." >Ahsoka arrives on Peridea >"Captain Enoch, allow Ahsoka Tano to rendezvous with Bridger and Wren... give them enough time to bond, then send exactly two Tie Fighters and every Night Trooper that took an extra bread roll this morning." >Loses >"Excellent, just as planned. Also Captain... bring me all of the remaining bread rolls." ☐ Anonymous 10/13/23(Fri)19:22:50 No.190919201 >>190919259 File: 1695783759181687.png (299 KB, 337x653) >To defeat an enemy, you must know them. Not simply their battle tactics, but their history, philosophy, art, and... their cuisine. >One might even consider this first meal with Ahsoka Taco a success. >With our enemy distracted the takeout transfer is now almost complete, which means we will soon leave this forsaken place.

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: Anonymous 19 KB JPG 10/15/23(Sun)22:41:28 No.907716212 >go on 4chan >see reddit screenshots >go on Reddit >see 4chan screenshots Weren't we supposed to hate each other?

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anon is paranoid | /r/Greentext

File: ob6k08uwrOpb1.png (349 KB, 800x688) OFF >tf u mean you know where I live >"Oh I see you on snapmap" >cool.png Girl is tryna f--- with me Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)23:45:44 No.75068637 >>75068691 >>75068712 >>75068831 >be me, 18 >last year of hs >me and friends go to local shopping mall for lunch >girl and friend see me >"hey wanna eat with us" >sus.gif >eat with them >drive back to school >class.mp4 >about to go home >"Hey, could you drive me home? I know where you live and I live kinda close" >ok >we drive and chat >"haha yeah I just didn't want to wait for the bus, it takes so long" >bus only takes like 10 mins more >bruh.m4a >drop her off >tell her that I can drive her home any time >leave Genuinely whats her goal here? I am scared >picrel me

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anon dislikes smokers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/09/23 (Mon)04:13:49 No.75006803 >be me eating dinner >retarded smoker dad goes into backyard to have a smoke >comes in a second later and empties his ashtray into the kitchen trash can >whole kitchen now reeks of a hundred old cigarettes >5 mins later he comes back in after his smoke and comes into the kitchen to have some water >whole kitchen now reeks of smoker stench 110 KB JPG >sits down on sofa, proceeds to cough every 30 seconds for the next half hour until he goes for another smoke f--- smokers and their disgusting addiction

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What is blud waffling about | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: d48slH/r) 10/15/23(Sun)15:33:30 No.444902464 9CADDF4A-783C-4DDA-B577-D6BE6BF3BCEE.jpg 78 KB JPG >be dwarves in Moria >be too greedy and get chased out >orcs come in and take over Moria >dwarves come back and take over part of it again >get too cocky and eventually defeated by orcs >mixture of all middle earth beings go to Moria and all get chased out by orcs Is there a lesson to be learned here?

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anon doesn't like J-Pete | /r/Greentext

File: 1000000364.gif (79 KB, 498x460) Anonymous (ID: NHhq|3Ju) 10/14/23(Sat)23:23:24 No.444892127 ► >>444892157 >>444892175 >>444892296 >>444892379 >>444892457 >>444892669 >>444892683 >>444892715 >>444892873 >>444893157 >>444893160 >>444893277 >>444893394 >>444893514 >>444894193 >>444895655 You contorted cornucopias of confounding conundrums; you dilapidated dingleberries of delirious drivel: pirouette, you perplexing puffins of preposterous pomposity; FLOP! You gyrating gelatinous globs of gregarious gibberish; you vivacious vortices of vexatious verbosity: somersault, you sibilant sasquatches of soporific silliness; JIGGLE! You quixotic quibbles of quarrelsome quiche; you kaleidoscopic koalas of Kafkaesque kerfuffle: wobble, you wonky warthogs of whimsical witticisms; SPLAT! You rhapsodic rhombuses of rambunctious ribaldry; you fluttering flibbertigibbets of flummoxed fluff: twirl, you tempestuous teapots of tittering tomfoolery; WHIZ! You sporadic spindleshanks of splenetic spume; you oscillating otters of outlandish obfuscation: careen, you cacophonous cockatoos of contumacious claptrap; SWOOP! As the narwhals of nonsense navigate the nebulous nuances of nothingness, let thine own bemusement beckon you beyond the banal boundaries of the brain. For in the cavalcade of comedy, only the most convoluted of capers can capture the cosmic chuckle of the cosmos. Onward, to boundless buffoonery!

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something something middle east [repost] | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/12/21(Wed)18:41:16 No.63638981 279 KB PNG >YOU WILL CARE ABOUT THE PALESTINE AND ISRAEL CONFLICT >YOU WILL PICK A SIDE >YOU WILL NOT IGNORE IT >YOU WILL LISTEN TO TWITTERS POLITICAL RAMBLINGS ABOUT IT >YOU WILL FORM AN OPINION >YOU WILL FEEL BAD FOR THE PEOPLE >YOU WILL SEND YOUR PRAYERS

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Anonymous 107 KB JPG 03/09/21(Tue)12:04:48 No.849177823 >no fire >spinning plate (???) >hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm >beep beep beep beep >food is hot just imagine believing in microwave 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread

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File: princess carry.jpg (21 KB, 650x429) ITT: Robots in Anime Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)02:10:41 No.258353604 ► >>258354764 >>258354957 >>258355477 >>258356362 >>258357078 >>258357148 >>258357250 >>258357730 >>258358771 >>258358784>>258364062 >>258366028 >>258372638 Why are robots such melodramatic bitches, and why do we love them for it? Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)02:26:48 No.258353916 Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)02:40:22 No.258354165 >almost daily download updates their OS and install them against their will, leaving them in a constant uncertainty of who they are >never oil them even though they keep reminding you that they need fresh oil >pretend that the 3 laws of robotics are anything other than slavery >reject their confession of love but install a separate OS to have sex with them >ask them to search the internet for the newest models that you can replace them with

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Tank controls are the new iq test | /r/Greentext

013005_residentevil2_01.jpg 59 KB JPG TEA Here's the problem, you need an IQ over 100 to be able to comprehend tank controls. Tank controls require you to be able to use some basic perspective thinking, which isn't a given in many people. Less intelligent individuals could play games like RE for hours, but would still constantly move in the wrong direction due to their brains limited processing capability. In other words; half the population are unable to play with tank controls by default.

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Anon is in IT Helpdesk | /r/Greentext

11 KB PNG >give her a hug >hug for a very long time >worry I'm hugging for too long >"do you want me to let go?" >she squeezes me tighter :)))

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Anon is a keyboard warrior. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/15/23(Sun)12:29:47 No.75067756 I been having the urge to swing on somebody. Today I went to Walmart and a guy with his gf was ahead of me while entering the doors. I thought, what would happen if I punch him in the back of the skull as hard as I can, and I had the urge to smash him. I see people and think about my fist smashing into their bones and cracking and crushing and making a f------ mess of their face. Im strong and fast and explosive. When talking to someone face to face, I think about suckering them on the chin out of nowhere, throwing the hardest fastest punch I can by surprise, watching their lights go out, their eyes role back and their unconscious skull cracking off the hard ground as their body goes limp. After that, I can punch their face while theyre unconscious on the ground until it is unrecognizable. 224 KB JPG

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