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File: ob6k08uwrOpb1.png (349 KB, 800x688) OFF >tf u mean you know where I live >"Oh I see you on snapmap" >cool.png Girl is tryna f--- with me Anonymous 10/14/23(Sat)23:45:44 No.75068637 >>75068691 >>75068712 >>75068831 >be me, 18 >last year of hs >me and friends go to local shopping mall for lunch >girl and friend see me >"hey wanna eat with us" >sus.gif >eat with them >drive back to school >class.mp4 >about to go home >"Hey, could you drive me home? I know where you live and I live kinda close" >ok >we drive and chat >"haha yeah I just didn't want to wait for the bus, it takes so long" >bus only takes like 10 mins more >bruh.m4a >drop her off >tell her that I can drive her home any time >leave Genuinely whats her goal here? I am scared >picrel me

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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