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Anonymous Anybody ever experience someth(...) 110 KB JPG 10/11/23(Wed)13:20:18 No. 15799523 >be me >playing football with my friends from college >bum rush the QB but he plants his feet and knocks me to the ground >see a flash of light as my head hits >it's pounding >sit up, literally seeing stars >friend rushes over and asks if I'm okay >disoriented but say yes >he helps me up and we keep playing >on the way home friend gets in a car accident >killed instantly, his car literally got flattened >closed casket funeral >I cry at his grave >ffw a couple months and I meet a girl >we were in the same major and took some classes together >eventually we started dating >she's my sunlight, we have fun on every single date we went on and barely ever argue >ffw another four years >planning on proposing to her >I pass the graveyard where old friend is buried on my way home from jewelry store >decide on a whim to stop by >ask attendant where his grave is >as I walk towards his grave my head starts to hurt >by the time I get there my vision is swimming >head is pounding >look at his headstone but the letters are all jumbled up >I'm panicking at this point >realize my nose is bleeding like crazy >I'm feeling nauseous so I stumble over to the closest bench >sit down but somehow pass through it and fall to the ground >the SECOND I hit the ground my vision goes black >I blink and I'm on my back in the grass >hear someone call my name >sit up >it's my friend >we're playing football >I'm still in college >I'm confused and disoriented >no headache >nose isn't bleeding >no nausea >nothing According to him and the guys, I hit the ground hard and was only down for a couple seconds. My friend didn't die. My girlfriend doesn't exist. She isn't in any of my classes. I remember it all though. I remember ALL of it. My therapist says it was a hallucination or something but it was so, so real.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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