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Anonymous (ID: cmsYfA4R) 10/11/23(Wed)11:56:51 No.444355705 ► >>444359757 >>444363175 >>444364219 File: Retard chamber.jpg (171 KB, 768x1024) RETARD CHAMBER >Be Gaza strip >Get billions of dollars in aid from the US, UN, EU >Spend it on terrorism >Depend on water and electricity from the Jews they vow to kill >Kill a bunch of Jews >Jews cut off water and power >shockedpikachu.jpg posing

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anonymous 163 KB JPG 10/11/23(Wed)13:02:56 No.75031203 >be me >Coworker at work is a s--- bag and nobody likes him >I'm done with it so I decided to do something drastic >find out his address >print it out on a piece of paper and mail it to Ringo Starr >tell my coworker what I've just done >he only looks at me funny >over the next 3 weeks he gets more and more paranoid >then one day he just disappears >missing posters in the office break room >after 4 days search teams find him dead on the side of a river bank >thank you Ringo Starr

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Anon watched The Office | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous The Office the office 1.36 MB PNG : Anonymous 22 KB JPG 08/16/22(Tue)23:41:07 No.172739450 Why does it appeal to normies? >>172740486 # >>172741740 # Anonymous 08/16/22(Tue)23:46:29 No.172739637 >bullies you >causes you bodily harm >destroys your property >destroys company property >its just a prank bro 08/17/22(Wed)00:12:12 No.172740486 >>172739637 # >steals another man's fiance >never tries to actually improve his life or find a real career can't remember who it was who said that if Jim were 5' 8" he would be the most hated man in the history of television

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Anon is a political analyst. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/12/23(Thu)04:58:53 No.75033422 >What's wrong, T? You seem kinda quiet 76 KB JPG >Nothing, it's just that... "both sides are wrong" is the lowest form of political analysis

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Anon reads Stephen King | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Spooky books for October #1 NATIONAL BESTSELLER STEPHEN KING WWW. IT 260 KB PNG 10/11/23(Wed)15:11:30 No.75032355 >Be Eldritch cosmic monster from another dimension. >Have lived long enough to witness the creation and destruction of several worlds. >Have access to multiple realites/dimensions. >Decide to crash land on earth. >Kill all dinosaurs. >Humans show up. >Decide to create discourse amongst them. >Promote homophobic, sexist, and racist attitudes. >Normally maifests as a man in clown suit. >Secretly am female. >Defeated by the power of friendship, o----- and getting high. What did Stephen King mean by this?

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Take a shot every time someone makes this prediction. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: fQ13ymWU ww3 starts today 10/11/23(Wed)01:03:48 No.444288340 original.jpg 419 KB JPG

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Nice guys finish last | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 29 KB JPG 10/11/23(Wed)10:40:54 No.29936481 >I have a co-worker I like. >There's a guy at work who bullies her. >I even got into trouble for defending her and almost got fired. >I confided in a "friend" about my attraction for her. >He advised me to give up on her, saying she's divorced and not ready for a new relationship. >Today, I saw them hugging and kissing each other. >He knew I liked her, and he also has a girlfriend. >she also knew i liked her and mislead me. I feel cheated and hurt, the other guy won't even defend her when the other dude was harassing her. He only stared, and i almost got fired for standing up to her. It's truth. "Good guys" always finish last.

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Anon is a fish | /r/Greentext

26 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous TetraMin 68 KB JPG >be me >fish here ya go bud keep on rocking Anonymous >>848124746 (OP) # good thread View Thread 02/23/21(Tue)14:38:48 No.848124843 02/23/21(Tue)14:39:52 No.848124908

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The Life-Saving Cuddle | /r/Greentext

why aren't you larsmaxxing anon? An why aren't you larsmaxxing ano(...) 10/11/23(Wed)06:31:27 No.75028394 312 KB JPG >be me lonely early 20s >no gf >no future >live all by myself >watch lars and the real girl and relate heavy to lars >notice that lars became happier and more productive after buying a doll and pretending that it's his gf >idea.jpg >week later decide to buy anime bodypillow of waifu (it's easier to hide and not as creepy as a doll) >waifu comes in the mail after a month of waiting >start pretending shes my gf >talk to her, watch tv with her and sleep with her (not sex Imao literal sleep sex with pillow is too pathetic) >very quickly my joy for life goes up >become more productive and less suicidal >this bodypillow has legit made my life better >why aren't you larsmaxxing anon?

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Anon Can't Wait For The Fnaf Movie | /r/Greentext

#653792541 Ayyyple #653790336 freddy-2.png PNG 1.2 MiB 1073x693 This winter... >Uptown Funk beat starts playing... Mike schmidt... >DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH Is about to discover... >DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH The dark secrets of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza... >DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH Where the animatronics... >HEY HEY HEY OH Are not what they seem... >music cuts out : "What the hell is that thing?" >cuts to a close-up of Bonnie's face "It's me..." >music cuts back in >DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH >Letters pop up on the screen,spelling Five Nights at Freddys >UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP, UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP >Rated R 2 replies >>653790336 (OP) im just here to watch daddy springtrap

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Anonymous Is this normal 398 KB PNG 10/11/23(Wed)05:27:42 No.75028143 >finally get a gf >she never seems to care about my interests or feelings >always talks about her stupid interests >literal children's s---, Monster high, SpongeBob, plush toys >have to pretend to care every time, draining my soul >stop loving her more and more, just get f------ angry when I see her We're not even intimate anymore. She said she's uncomfortable with sex. Now she just f------ hangs on my ass all day and talks rambles about her stupid f------ s--- and with her stupid f------ political opinions and it's like I'm just babysitting a child

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Anon thinks it's over for Japan. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/10/23(Tue)08:53:03 No.188442472 >shrinking population >gaming and anime industry dying out to chinese and korean markets >china no longer buying japanese fisheries due to hiroshima nuclear waste disposal >losing automotive markets to chinese because failure to adapt to EVs. >Failed to claim their share on phone market and lost it to USAS apple, Chinas Huwai and Koreas Samsung >taxes going up > value going down through massive inflation Idk man I think Nippon is done. 39 KB JPG

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The Unforgivable Act | /r/Greentext

Anonymous blinded my f------ dad 10/11/23(Wed)11:32:47 No.907495184 >be me >22 year old looser man baby who lives in their parents basement >few weeks ago i just randomly though "i should try air soft >FFW to yesterday >new gun arrives >it's a glock replica, realistic blowback, little over $100, worth it tbh >giddy to try it out >got all my gear on, went to my backyard >forgot to tell my parents, start shooting the amazon box it came in behind the house >dad bursts trough the back door while i was firing a round >"annon what the f--- is going on" >he startled me and i accidentally jolt the gun right towards him as a flight or fight response >hit him square in the f------ eye, he gets knocked down and starts screaming 61 KB JPG >ffw today >be me, in the ER with him >realize i just half blinded my f------ dad near crying while writing this, looking at him with bandages around his eyes knowing damn well it's my fault he's like this now f------ hurts

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