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: Anonymous 04/11/23(Tue)20:51:18 No.182863159 1675158301832142.jpg 1.17 MB JPG >is that... A S--- COVERED A------? >A-a-and it's riddled with aids! >oh my Satan, I can't wait to put my d--- in it >I'll do that as soon as I've finished molesting this child! Wow, what a scary zombie show!

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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File: penny.jpg (692 KB, 1472x1333) Anonymous 10/12/23(Thu)01:49:44 No.190864037 D >>190864437>>190864515 >>190864569 >>190866267 >>190868818 >>190869431 >>190870954 >>190871123 OFFICER, HELP! THEY'RE RUNNING A F------ TRAIN DOWN HERE! WHAT THE F---, I WANTED THEIR SOULS NOT THIS S---

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: Anonymous Things were undeniably better (...) TRVAL TRUMP ERICA GREAT AGAIN 2024 68 KB JPG 10/11/23(Wed)19:40:17 No.907500962 >No new wars >No inflation >No migrant crisis >historic middle east peace deals >wages growing faster than inflation for first time in 50 years >US manufacturing coming back state side I'm not even a big Trumper but holyshit does Biden. f------ suck

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Anonymous (ID: cmsYfA4R) 10/11/23(Wed)11:56:51 No.444355705 ► >>444359757 >>444363175 >>444364219 File: Retard chamber.jpg (171 KB, 768x1024) RETARD CHAMBER >Be Gaza strip >Get billions of dollars in aid from the US, UN, EU >Spend it on terrorism >Depend on water and electricity from the Jews they vow to kill >Kill a bunch of Jews >Jews cut off water and power >shockedpikachu.jpg posing

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Anonymous 163 KB JPG 10/11/23(Wed)13:02:56 No.75031203 >be me >Coworker at work is a s--- bag and nobody likes him >I'm done with it so I decided to do something drastic >find out his address >print it out on a piece of paper and mail it to Ringo Starr >tell my coworker what I've just done >he only looks at me funny >over the next 3 weeks he gets more and more paranoid >then one day he just disappears >missing posters in the office break room >after 4 days search teams find him dead on the side of a river bank >thank you Ringo Starr

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: Anonymous The Office the office 1.36 MB PNG : Anonymous 22 KB JPG 08/16/22(Tue)23:41:07 No.172739450 Why does it appeal to normies? >>172740486 # >>172741740 # Anonymous 08/16/22(Tue)23:46:29 No.172739637 >bullies you >causes you bodily harm >destroys your property >destroys company property >its just a prank bro 08/17/22(Wed)00:12:12 No.172740486 >>172739637 # >steals another man's fiance >never tries to actually improve his life or find a real career can't remember who it was who said that if Jim were 5' 8" he would be the most hated man in the history of television

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: Anonymous 10/12/23(Thu)04:58:53 No.75033422 >What's wrong, T? You seem kinda quiet 76 KB JPG >Nothing, it's just that... "both sides are wrong" is the lowest form of political analysis

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: Anonymous Spooky books for October #1 NATIONAL BESTSELLER STEPHEN KING WWW. IT 260 KB PNG 10/11/23(Wed)15:11:30 No.75032355 >Be Eldritch cosmic monster from another dimension. >Have lived long enough to witness the creation and destruction of several worlds. >Have access to multiple realites/dimensions. >Decide to crash land on earth. >Kill all dinosaurs. >Humans show up. >Decide to create discourse amongst them. >Promote homophobic, sexist, and racist attitudes. >Normally maifests as a man in clown suit. >Secretly am female. >Defeated by the power of friendship, o----- and getting high. What did Stephen King mean by this?

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Anonymous (ID: fQ13ymWU ww3 starts today 10/11/23(Wed)01:03:48 No.444288340 original.jpg 419 KB JPG

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: Anonymous 29 KB JPG 10/11/23(Wed)10:40:54 No.29936481 >I have a co-worker I like. >There's a guy at work who bullies her. >I even got into trouble for defending her and almost got fired. >I confided in a "friend" about my attraction for her. >He advised me to give up on her, saying she's divorced and not ready for a new relationship. >Today, I saw them hugging and kissing each other. >He knew I liked her, and he also has a girlfriend. >she also knew i liked her and mislead me. I feel cheated and hurt, the other guy won't even defend her when the other dude was harassing her. He only stared, and i almost got fired for standing up to her. It's truth. "Good guys" always finish last.

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26 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous TetraMin 68 KB JPG >be me >fish here ya go bud keep on rocking Anonymous >>848124746 (OP) # good thread View Thread 02/23/21(Tue)14:38:48 No.848124843 02/23/21(Tue)14:39:52 No.848124908

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why aren't you larsmaxxing anon? An why aren't you larsmaxxing ano(...) 10/11/23(Wed)06:31:27 No.75028394 312 KB JPG >be me lonely early 20s >no gf >no future >live all by myself >watch lars and the real girl and relate heavy to lars >notice that lars became happier and more productive after buying a doll and pretending that it's his gf >idea.jpg >week later decide to buy anime bodypillow of waifu (it's easier to hide and not as creepy as a doll) >waifu comes in the mail after a month of waiting >start pretending shes my gf >talk to her, watch tv with her and sleep with her (not sex Imao literal sleep sex with pillow is too pathetic) >very quickly my joy for life goes up >become more productive and less suicidal >this bodypillow has legit made my life better >why aren't you larsmaxxing anon?

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#653792541 Ayyyple #653790336 freddy-2.png PNG 1.2 MiB 1073x693 This winter... >Uptown Funk beat starts playing... Mike schmidt... >DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH Is about to discover... >DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH The dark secrets of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza... >DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH Where the animatronics... >HEY HEY HEY OH Are not what they seem... >music cuts out : "What the hell is that thing?" >cuts to a close-up of Bonnie's face "It's me..." >music cuts back in >DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH >Letters pop up on the screen,spelling Five Nights at Freddys >UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP, UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP >Rated R 2 replies >>653790336 (OP) im just here to watch daddy springtrap

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: Anonymous 04/11/23(Tue)20:51:18 No.182863159 1675158301832142.jpg 1.17 MB JPG >is that... A S--- COVERED A------? >A-a-and it's riddled with aids! >oh my Satan, I can't wait to put my d--- in it >I'll do that as soon as I've finished molesting this child! Wow, what a scary zombie show!

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