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1h (9/25 22:45) · 74857224 · 3 Re - 1 Img JPG 44KB (570 x 716) IMG_9871.jpg 2 Replies >c-- in girl >go to pharmacy for plan B >know its locked up so I have to ask the cashier >walk up to him and the guy is extremely fat,bald,and pale : >looks just like an egg >say hi,how are you >he smiles and says hello,we have a bit of small talk >I ask about the plan B and ask if he could please get me one >his entire demeanor changes and he looks upset and angry >doesnt say another word to me the whole transaction >have to ask him for the receipt after he throws it away >drops it on the counter instead of handing it to me Which one of you was this?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: LegalizeOXYCODONE.png (312 KB, 601x578) O Anonymous 10/28/22 (Fri)23:43:21 No.70771397 [Reply]► >>70771414 >>70771488 >>70771628 >>70771726 >be me >be 9 >laying in bed, not super awake but at the same time not super sleepy >left leg is straight, right knee is bent >blink my eyes, i didn't close my eyes I just blinked them >suddenly it is day time >legs are both in the same position as before thefuck.jpg >to this day have no idea what happened Has any other anons had an experience like this? I don't understand what happened. I thought maybe it was a 'message' from god, but then I remembered that cancer and HIV and schizophrenia exist and also I have a tiny d--- and 9/11 happened so that is solid evidence that there is no god. to this day have no idea what happened that night. >pic unrelated Anonymous 10/28/22 (Fri)23:45:06 No.70771414 >>70771397 (OP) You fell asleep retard

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File: Screenshot 2023-09-24 11.(...).png (47 KB, 180x122) gravel Anonymous 09/24/23(Sun)23:26:05 No.74851238 ▶ > Be me, the Gravel Eater > Live in a small town surrounded by picturesque landscapes > Have a strange and unique habit of eating gravel > People in town think I'm crazy, but I just have a taste for the crunch > Every day, I venture out to find e perfect gravel to satisfy my cravings > People stare in disbelief as I munch on rocks like they're potato chips > Some even try to stop me, thinking I'm harming myself > I've become somewhat of a local legend, known as the Gravel Gourmand > Kids in town even dare each other to try a pebble or or two of heart > But they quickly realize it's not for the faint of I've developed a discerning palate for different types of gravel I've tried them all > Smooth river stones, jagged road gravel, I've ? Some people think I'm just trying to be edgy or rebellious > But the truth is, I genuinely enjoy the taste and texture of gravel > It's become a part of who I am, and I embrace it fully > So, while the townsfolk may think I'm a bit eccentric > I'm just a gravel enthusiast, exploring the world one rock at a time >Pic related

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09/25/23(Mon)16:29:49 No.74855880 im not gay but big d---- simply mog any p---- in the worlds and there has never been a better feeling than when i (5'4) sucked off and got banged by my bestfriend (6'5) after an anime cosplay convention like his d--- was huge and girthy and massive compared to my sad little 4 incher and just the pure estacy of a guy breaking my back and pounding my ass all night long is something that no one will ever convince me isnt the best feeling in the world, all with his masculine energy and his sweet words yet aggressive actions and his tender grunts and moans and his hot lips and his big hands on my wrists and neck and him pulling my hair and the size difference and and and : Anonymous 75 KB JPG i can definitely say Gutts x Makima goes hard as a kino pairing and no one can say otherwise

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: Anonymous 38 KB JPG 09/25/23 (Mon)21:35:48 No.29829551 >finally find looksmatch >date for a while, but she eventually hypergams the f--- out of me >try to stay calm and just be content with myself, by myself >eventually start feeling desperate and lonely >start dating girls below my looksmatch level >after one or two nights, I really feel like I don't want to be with them, as I don't feel that attracted, and I'm just with them because I don't want to be lonely >feel bad when I tell them that it's over because they are nice girls, most of them >fall for the next looksmatch >cycle repeats Is there a way to solve this? Is it just keep trying until I have luck?

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: Anonymous 9 KB JPG 09/25/23(Mon)09:55:59 No.74852780 >born in america >everyone is born rich, in mcmansions, nice homes, nice neighborhoods, they get good jobs >not me >born in poor rural s--- hole >extreme poverty and hopelessness >i was born poor even by s--- hole standards >only benefit to living out here is neetbux are good but i dont even have that >zero friends >never took a vacation >ugly >no beaches or oceans >dont even have a pet >>74852802 # i have a cursed from god. god made me have the worst life on the planet and ruins my life. : Anonymous 09/25/23(Mon)09:57:32 No.74852795 Play some hideo games and stfu 09/25/23(Mon)09:58:29 No.74852802 : Anonymous >>74852795 # no i want handouts. i deserve reparations and free things im entitled.

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File: 680d3defa78b4262_ysuf_thm(...).jpg (14 KB, 370x208) young Sheldon Young Sheldon Anonymous 09/21/17(Thu)19:05:34 No.88D246DD >>88024712 Anonymous 09/21/17 (Thu)19:08:55 No.88024712 >>88024797 >>88024945 >>88024945 >>88025252 >>88024600 (OP) >the episode where Sheldon's father comes home drunk one night and blindly sodomizes the boy Did they go too far with this? Anonymous 09/21/17 (Thu) 19:11:23 No.88024797 >>88024712 >"Sheldon I'm gonna f--- your ass!" >"Don't you mean you're going to sodomize my anus, father?" >*audience laughs* dark show Anonymous 09/21/17(Thu)19:24:04 No.88025252 >>88024797 >"yeah, you want it, don't you f-----" > "father, as far as the law is concerned my actual consent is a moot point as I am not regarded as having the capacity to consent, hence the term, *statutory r---. Then again the law also prevents me from building a nuclear reactor in my garage, and yet I've successfully evaded its gaze thus far, so perhaps you will as well" Was this necessary?

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