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Anonymous 09/22/23(Fri)09:56:20 No.190159757 >almost 2024 >Still filming at sub 30fps the absolute f------ state of this industry

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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anon has a confession | /r/Greentext

09/25/23(Mon)16:29:49 No.74855880 im not gay but big d---- simply mog any p---- in the worlds and there has never been a better feeling than when i (5'4) sucked off and got banged by my bestfriend (6'5) after an anime cosplay convention like his d--- was huge and girthy and massive compared to my sad little 4 incher and just the pure estacy of a guy breaking my back and pounding my ass all night long is something that no one will ever convince me isnt the best feeling in the world, all with his masculine energy and his sweet words yet aggressive actions and his tender grunts and moans and his hot lips and his big hands on my wrists and neck and him pulling my hair and the size difference and and and : Anonymous 75 KB JPG i can definitely say Gutts x Makima goes hard as a kino pairing and no one can say otherwise

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Anon is stuck | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 38 KB JPG 09/25/23 (Mon)21:35:48 No.29829551 >finally find looksmatch >date for a while, but she eventually hypergams the f--- out of me >try to stay calm and just be content with myself, by myself >eventually start feeling desperate and lonely >start dating girls below my looksmatch level >after one or two nights, I really feel like I don't want to be with them, as I don't feel that attracted, and I'm just with them because I don't want to be lonely >feel bad when I tell them that it's over because they are nice girls, most of them >fall for the next looksmatch >cycle repeats Is there a way to solve this? Is it just keep trying until I have luck?

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Anon is poor, another wants handouts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 9 KB JPG 09/25/23(Mon)09:55:59 No.74852780 >born in america >everyone is born rich, in mcmansions, nice homes, nice neighborhoods, they get good jobs >not me >born in poor rural s--- hole >extreme poverty and hopelessness >i was born poor even by s--- hole standards >only benefit to living out here is neetbux are good but i dont even have that >zero friends >never took a vacation >ugly >no beaches or oceans >dont even have a pet >>74852802 # i have a cursed from god. god made me have the worst life on the planet and ruins my life. : Anonymous 09/25/23(Mon)09:57:32 No.74852795 Play some hideo games and stfu 09/25/23(Mon)09:58:29 No.74852802 : Anonymous >>74852795 # no i want handouts. i deserve reparations and free things im entitled.

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Anon had a dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous mys 34 KB JPG 09/25/23(Mon)20:40:59 No.906643236 >2 months+ of no fap >have a wet dream >c-- extremely hard >underwears are soaking wet what's the point of no fap/ semen retention if the body is just gonna e-------- for you anway?

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This has also kept the most brain dead of the greet text Redditors from making their own content. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 KB JPG 09/25/23 (Mon)01:41:48 No.74852273 >Spend 20 min creating a greentext >Error: You seem to have mistyped the CAPTCHA. Please try again.

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From wholesome to wtf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 3"0 175 KB GIF 03/30/23(Thu)19:27:42 No.30305711 >home for spring break and seeing family for the first time in months >they're surprisingly fine with my transition feelsgood >older brother says I'm the best sister he could ask for >says if anyone at uni gives me s--- I can call him and he'll come beat them senseless i love my brother i wish he would beat me senseless and impregnate my ass

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Anon is watching Young Sheldon | /r/Greentext

File: 680d3defa78b4262_ysuf_thm(...).jpg (14 KB, 370x208) young Sheldon Young Sheldon Anonymous 09/21/17(Thu)19:05:34 No.88D246DD >>88024712 Anonymous 09/21/17 (Thu)19:08:55 No.88024712 >>88024797 >>88024945 >>88024945 >>88025252 >>88024600 (OP) >the episode where Sheldon's father comes home drunk one night and blindly sodomizes the boy Did they go too far with this? Anonymous 09/21/17 (Thu) 19:11:23 No.88024797 >>88024712 >"Sheldon I'm gonna f--- your ass!" >"Don't you mean you're going to sodomize my anus, father?" >*audience laughs* dark show Anonymous 09/21/17(Thu)19:24:04 No.88025252 >>88024797 >"yeah, you want it, don't you f-----" > "father, as far as the law is concerned my actual consent is a moot point as I am not regarded as having the capacity to consent, hence the term, *statutory r---. Then again the law also prevents me from building a nuclear reactor in my garage, and yet I've successfully evaded its gaze thus far, so perhaps you will as well" Was this necessary?

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It's too late now anon. You're now gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/10/23(Sun)14:47:49 No.74688117 raf,360x360,075,t,fafafa_ca443f4786 (1).jpg 17 KB JPG >j------- to some anime chick >realize its a trap halfway through >gaslight myself into thinking its a woman >realise what i did when post nut clarity hits its not gay if im in it for the female features, right?

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Anon stands his ground | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/25/23(Mon) 09:02:01 No.74852408 dfv.png 1.86 MB PNG So this autism moment just happened on my nightwalk: >be walking around outside around 9:30pm >enter a long stretch of sidewalk >homes on my left, strips of grass on my right >notice in the distance a light, like someone holding a flashlight >2 minutes later I see a man with a dog approaching >look for driveways to exit to the street, but there are none >decide not to walk out on the damp thick grass where I can't see >follow simple protocol of staying on the right side (direction of traffic in USA) and defending my position >but this guy is on the left side, my right, and directly in my path >abruptly stop when he is right in front of me >cross my arms defensively and wait until obstacles disperse themselves >says "sorry I'm just walking my dog" >okay >starts sniffing me >"oh she's friendly" >ok but I want to resume walking and you're blocking my path >I say "keep on moving" with no emotion >He says something like "Dude what the f---, you f------ weirdo, what's wrong with you >brushes against me as he pulls the dog away and goes around >I continue walking around the neighborhood in peace Usually when that happens, any people and dogs pass on my right or go around, but occasionally I get something like this.

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Anon would like to know. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/25/23(Mon)07:10:18 No.74854288 >Nippon McDonald's posted an ad feat a nuclear family >Americans instantly seething about it Tf are their problems? 517 KB JPG

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The Karmic Collar | /r/Greentext

22m (9/25 11:33) · 906628396-1 Re - 0 Img : PNG 1MB (1120 x 812) - Screenshot 2023-09-25 at 1.02.25 AM.png 1 Reply >die an go to purgatory >Before you can enter heaven you will relive the lives of every pet you've ever owned since childhood. How f----- are you?

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Anon asks simple question | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/06/21(Tue)14:41:15 No.29143854 MONK DIES IN GREECE WITHOUT SEEING WOMAN ATHENS Without ever seeing a woman in the S2 years of his life. Mihailo Toloto has died in Mt. Athos monastery, in Greece. Neither had he beheld an automobile, a movie or an airplane. His mother died when he was born, Athens reports, and he was brought up in the monastery, where no woman ever enters. He became a monk, and monks at the onastery gave his a special burial ceremony because they believed he was the only man in the world never to see a woman. - 1625162447056.jpg 104 KB JPG What was his power level?

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