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: Anonymous mys 34 KB JPG 09/25/23(Mon)20:40:59 No.906643236 >2 months+ of no fap >have a wet dream >c-- extremely hard >underwears are soaking wet what's the point of no fap/ semen retention if the body is just gonna e-------- for you anway?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 5 KB JPG 09/25/23 (Mon)01:41:48 No.74852273 >Spend 20 min creating a greentext >Error: You seem to have mistyped the CAPTCHA. Please try again.

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From wholesome to wtf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 3"0 175 KB GIF 03/30/23(Thu)19:27:42 No.30305711 >home for spring break and seeing family for the first time in months >they're surprisingly fine with my transition feelsgood >older brother says I'm the best sister he could ask for >says if anyone at uni gives me s--- I can call him and he'll come beat them senseless i love my brother i wish he would beat me senseless and impregnate my ass

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Anon is watching Young Sheldon | /r/Greentext

File: 680d3defa78b4262_ysuf_thm(...).jpg (14 KB, 370x208) young Sheldon Young Sheldon Anonymous 09/21/17(Thu)19:05:34 No.88D246DD >>88024712 Anonymous 09/21/17 (Thu)19:08:55 No.88024712 >>88024797 >>88024945 >>88024945 >>88025252 >>88024600 (OP) >the episode where Sheldon's father comes home drunk one night and blindly sodomizes the boy Did they go too far with this? Anonymous 09/21/17 (Thu) 19:11:23 No.88024797 >>88024712 >"Sheldon I'm gonna f--- your ass!" >"Don't you mean you're going to sodomize my anus, father?" >*audience laughs* dark show Anonymous 09/21/17(Thu)19:24:04 No.88025252 >>88024797 >"yeah, you want it, don't you f-----" > "father, as far as the law is concerned my actual consent is a moot point as I am not regarded as having the capacity to consent, hence the term, *statutory r---. Then again the law also prevents me from building a nuclear reactor in my garage, and yet I've successfully evaded its gaze thus far, so perhaps you will as well" Was this necessary?

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It's too late now anon. You're now gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/10/23(Sun)14:47:49 No.74688117 raf,360x360,075,t,fafafa_ca443f4786 (1).jpg 17 KB JPG >j------- to some anime chick >realize its a trap halfway through >gaslight myself into thinking its a woman >realise what i did when post nut clarity hits its not gay if im in it for the female features, right?

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Anon stands his ground | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/25/23(Mon) 09:02:01 No.74852408 dfv.png 1.86 MB PNG So this autism moment just happened on my nightwalk: >be walking around outside around 9:30pm >enter a long stretch of sidewalk >homes on my left, strips of grass on my right >notice in the distance a light, like someone holding a flashlight >2 minutes later I see a man with a dog approaching >look for driveways to exit to the street, but there are none >decide not to walk out on the damp thick grass where I can't see >follow simple protocol of staying on the right side (direction of traffic in USA) and defending my position >but this guy is on the left side, my right, and directly in my path >abruptly stop when he is right in front of me >cross my arms defensively and wait until obstacles disperse themselves >says "sorry I'm just walking my dog" >okay >starts sniffing me >"oh she's friendly" >ok but I want to resume walking and you're blocking my path >I say "keep on moving" with no emotion >He says something like "Dude what the f---, you f------ weirdo, what's wrong with you >brushes against me as he pulls the dog away and goes around >I continue walking around the neighborhood in peace Usually when that happens, any people and dogs pass on my right or go around, but occasionally I get something like this.

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Anon would like to know. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/25/23(Mon)07:10:18 No.74854288 >Nippon McDonald's posted an ad feat a nuclear family >Americans instantly seething about it Tf are their problems? 517 KB JPG

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The Karmic Collar | /r/Greentext

22m (9/25 11:33) · 906628396-1 Re - 0 Img : PNG 1MB (1120 x 812) - Screenshot 2023-09-25 at 1.02.25 AM.png 1 Reply >die an go to purgatory >Before you can enter heaven you will relive the lives of every pet you've ever owned since childhood. How f----- are you?

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Anon asks simple question | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/06/21(Tue)14:41:15 No.29143854 MONK DIES IN GREECE WITHOUT SEEING WOMAN ATHENS Without ever seeing a woman in the S2 years of his life. Mihailo Toloto has died in Mt. Athos monastery, in Greece. Neither had he beheld an automobile, a movie or an airplane. His mother died when he was born, Athens reports, and he was brought up in the monastery, where no woman ever enters. He became a monk, and monks at the onastery gave his a special burial ceremony because they believed he was the only man in the world never to see a woman. - 1625162447056.jpg 104 KB JPG What was his power level?

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Anon likes the cold | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.91 MB GIF 09/25/23(Mon)09:15:08 No.906632266 >cold weather hits >"hmmm it's time" >out on my coat and jacket >walk several blocks to the only convenience store that's open this late >buy a cup of coffee and a black and mild casino wood tip cigar >sit outside in the cold and smoke, drink my coffee >realize I've been doing this exact ritual for over 8 years >this is the most alive I feel I don't even know how to feel anymore. 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is a gamer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 16 KB PNG 09/25/23 (Mon)13:46:58 No.906632314 I went from stage 1 to stage 3 cancer. mum says im leveling up like a gamer 09/25/23(Mon)13:48:12 No.906632348 : Anonymous your mom hates you and wants you to die

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Overindulgence Aftermath | /r/Greentext

25m (9/25 11:34) 74852428-2 Re - 0 Img PNG 157KB (737 × 758) · 1445909282405.png 2 Replies C >decide to drink for a change of pace >have a tall glass of gin >fall asleep pretty much immediately >it's early in the afternoon, f--- up my entire sleep schedule ●●● >wake up at midnight with a splitting headache that I can't sleep off and my eyes hurts and also kind of nauseous >still feel like that now more than 12 hours after Remind me why this stuff is so popular

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Anon still seethes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/24/23(Sun)10:58:13 No.190235183 5dfa85cc954bda0a744ccd13.jpg 68 KB JPG >ruined a whole character for Twitter clout >unironically f----- over the sequel series and any goodwill TFA made for a new story >Star Wars still hasnt bounced back from it why is Rian still praised in Hollywood after this s---?

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