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Anonymous 09/24/23(Sun)21:39:22 No.111681274 ► >be 12 in 2005 >birthday in late November >wanna go see the new Harry Potter Goblet of Fire movie in cinema >ask parents >"no Anon, we can't go, we are visiting your aunt this friday" >upset.jpg >fast forward to friday >finish school >parents waitin for me in the parking lot >instead of my aunt we go to the local cinema >"haha got you bucko, we watching the new Percy Jackson or whatever its called movie :^)" >excited.jpg >unlike most fans I enjoy the movie >go home >friends from class come over to play since my parents invited them >parents also give me a present >it's the Harry Potter GoF game for the PS2 >one of the most memorable days in my life Looking back the game was kinda ass, but regardless I enjoyed it as a kid. Its still one of the most memorable days of my chidlhood. The simple things matter the most, lads. Also pretty sure the two paieeta teens in the film kickstarted a thing for brown women in me

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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