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Anonymous 641 KB GIF 03/13/23 (Mon)21:56:49 No.72564876 >met a cute girl >tried to strike a conversation by talking about the weather >she just stopped, turned her head and death stared me Patrick Bateman style >this lasted for 3 minutes before I finally can't stand the awkwardness and left she's the one bros

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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File: Screenshot 5.png (684 KB, 623x469) Anonymous 09/23/23(Sat) 17:01:37 No.906548007 >be me two years a go (18 yo) >friend of mine who was 21 was always simping over anime girls or random e-girls >made fun of him because of that and say that i couldn't understand how he was such an idiot >ffw i'm 20 >start simping over ana de armas and tiktok gurls >mfw i can now understand my friend

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Why don't parents beat their kids? | /r/Greentext

Myhonestreactiontothatinf(...).png (61 KB, 395x384) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 09/24/23(Sun)16:21:21 No.74843394 ✓ Why white people don't beat they kids? >be over at white friend's house to play videogames >sitting in the living room, he goes to his bedroom then comes back out and straight to the kitchen >dude starts yelling at his mom for cleaning his room >mom keeps saying some b------- like she'll ground him or take away his allowance >barrage of insults persist and he calls her a w---- >hear s--- being thrown around like pots and pans, screams echoing >hear his mom apologize >friend comes back like nothing happened >mfw sitting there listening to this b------- Y'all n----- need to start whooping your kids. Ain't nun but some disrespect in this generation that's how I learned to treat my mama right.

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DURR 345 KB PNG 归 38 >be korea, the most soulless country on the planet >somehow keep producing endless kino after kino after kino for decades now How? Their music and shows and culture are so s---, but how do they keep succeeding in the film department?

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Perfectly Imperfect | /r/Greentext

2h (9/24 14:56) · 74842069 · 6 Re - 1 Img PNG 122KB (400 × 400) IMG_6096.png 2 Replies >Piano teacher who is cute but 10 years older than me likes me ●●● >Still a 23yo khv F--- my s--- up ⠀ >Best friends little sister likes me but hes being a retard about it so I cant date her

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2h (9/24 13:33) 906575748 2 Re. 0 Img PNG 282KB (432 x 432) ugh.png 2 Replies • >be me >redditard and twittertard no other social media >only saw 4chan through r/greentext >goes to /b/ >holyshit.mp3 im balls deep in the rabbithole now Anons, is killing myself the only way out? • 2h (9/24 13:35) 906575780 >>906575748 (OP) yes also use .flac it has better audio quality thank me 18r : 59m (9/24 14:42) 906577787 >>906575748 (OP) Shut the f--- up newfag nobody cares :

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Innocence Lost | /r/Greentext

3h (9/24 12:33)-74841276 · 11 Re-2 Img PNG 130KB (887 × 968) IMG_9010.png 4 Replies • >go to the score to pick up my happy pills >cute college girl in front of me with a juicy fat ass in front of me at the parking lot >only one entrance so not sure what to do >slow down >she slows down >speed up >she speeds up >awkward >cant pass her so have to stay behind her >nice juicy piece of ass so admire it without being suspicious >can tell shes uncomfortable with me behind her >keep walking ... >pharmacy is on the same direction she's going >feels like Im following her around the store >she starts to panic and start speed walking >i dont know what else to do so continue going my way with her in front of me until I reach the pharmacy The w---- probably thought I was going to r--- her or something. But if I would've been a Chad she probably would've stopped and asked for my number. F------ w----.

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File: 95ECA2C2-89F6-46B7-9144-7().jpg (91 KB, 481x481) Anonymous 12/13/22 (Tue)16:33:35 No.177860513 [Reply] >*in the rebel base* >rebel trooper in the background: this man is dying! Quick, somebody, an IV! >luke: you know, things blur together in this war, if only there was something new... >han: yeah I know what you mean, the monotony of these star wars. >rebel trooper in the background: IV! >luke: ...a new hope... Woah... 1 reply omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 12/13/22(Tue)16:36:45 >>177860561 Sorry I didn't know there were medical droids in the base. And I only heard British voices from 3P0 and beeps from R2, so I figured it was a human No.177860616 Anonymous 12/13/22(Tue) 16:41:29 No. 177860781 Bump Anonymous 12/13/22(Tue)16:48:35 No. 177860990 >>177861225 File: Car2-0.jpg (43 KB, 377x512) >We'll be safe here... until the Empire strikes back How did he do it?

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What did she mean by this | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/20/22 (Thu)02:11:00 No.172524057 >>172524110 File: 1665367907325018.jpg (43 KB, 750x750) wait til guys find out why girls hug them over the shoulders Will we ever find out what she meant by this?

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Seen 44m (9/24 9:05). 906565982 3 Re1 Img JPG 32KB (720 × 861) FB_IMG_1660356377375.jpg Uncuckable > be on social media > see old elementary school friends > she taught me to tie my shoes > posting about how became homeless through a bad breakup > oh f---.jpg > reach out to her and ask if she's alright > says she had just enough money to feed her dog > in a homeless shelter and hasn't eaten all day > Etransfer her $50 and say "please eat" > "OMG THANK YOU ANON YOU'RE THE BEST" > a month goes by > get notification from my bank > "your etransfer to Anonette has timed out so we're sending it back to you" > ask her what happened > "Oh someone at the shelter stole my phone, sorry" > send her the $50 again > timed out again > half a year goes by > see her on socials again : > she's back to posting bathing Suit selfies by the pool like nothing happened > wut Either she's full of s--- or one of us is stupid

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: Anonymous 16 KB JPG 07/01/23 (Sat)14:52:29 No.73867753 Wagie thread? >Be me >Work at McDonald's and don't talk to anyone >On fryers one day when coworker approaches me >"Hey anon, what's fresh?" >"Nothing much, how about you?" He was on break and wanted some chicken.

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Anonymous 765 KB PNG 09/22/18(Sat)21:16:31 No.48287782 >7 year old cousin is over >She wants to play the PS4 in my room >Mom tells me to "keep the door open" What the f--- did she mean by this? 37 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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