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Anonymous 641 KB GIF 03/13/23 (Mon)21:56:49 No.72564876 >met a cute girl >tried to strike a conversation by talking about the weather >she just stopped, turned her head and death stared me Patrick Bateman style >this lasted for 3 minutes before I finally can't stand the awkwardness and left she's the one bros

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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File: Screenshot 5.png (684 KB, 623x469) Anonymous 09/23/23(Sat) 17:01:37 No.906548007 >be me two years a go (18 yo) >friend of mine who was 21 was always simping over anime girls or random e-girls >made fun of him because of that and say that i couldn't understand how he was such an idiot >ffw i'm 20 >start simping over ana de armas and tiktok gurls >mfw i can now understand my friend

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Myhonestreactiontothatinf(...).png (61 KB, 395x384) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 09/24/23(Sun)16:21:21 No.74843394 ✓ Why white people don't beat they kids? >be over at white friend's house to play videogames >sitting in the living room, he goes to his bedroom then comes back out and straight to the kitchen >dude starts yelling at his mom for cleaning his room >mom keeps saying some b------- like she'll ground him or take away his allowance >barrage of insults persist and he calls her a w---- >hear s--- being thrown around like pots and pans, screams echoing >hear his mom apologize >friend comes back like nothing happened >mfw sitting there listening to this b------- Y'all n----- need to start whooping your kids. Ain't nun but some disrespect in this generation that's how I learned to treat my mama right.

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DURR 345 KB PNG 归 38 >be korea, the most soulless country on the planet >somehow keep producing endless kino after kino after kino for decades now How? Their music and shows and culture are so s---, but how do they keep succeeding in the film department?

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2h (9/24 14:56) · 74842069 · 6 Re - 1 Img PNG 122KB (400 × 400) IMG_6096.png 2 Replies >Piano teacher who is cute but 10 years older than me likes me ●●● >Still a 23yo khv F--- my s--- up ⠀ >Best friends little sister likes me but hes being a retard about it so I cant date her

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2h (9/24 13:33) 906575748 2 Re. 0 Img PNG 282KB (432 x 432) ugh.png 2 Replies • >be me >redditard and twittertard no other social media >only saw 4chan through r/greentext >goes to /b/ >holyshit.mp3 im balls deep in the rabbithole now Anons, is killing myself the only way out? • 2h (9/24 13:35) 906575780 >>906575748 (OP) yes also use .flac it has better audio quality thank me 18r : 59m (9/24 14:42) 906577787 >>906575748 (OP) Shut the f--- up newfag nobody cares :

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3h (9/24 12:33)-74841276 · 11 Re-2 Img PNG 130KB (887 × 968) IMG_9010.png 4 Replies • >go to the score to pick up my happy pills >cute college girl in front of me with a juicy fat ass in front of me at the parking lot >only one entrance so not sure what to do >slow down >she slows down >speed up >she speeds up >awkward >cant pass her so have to stay behind her >nice juicy piece of ass so admire it without being suspicious >can tell shes uncomfortable with me behind her >keep walking ... >pharmacy is on the same direction she's going >feels like Im following her around the store >she starts to panic and start speed walking >i dont know what else to do so continue going my way with her in front of me until I reach the pharmacy The w---- probably thought I was going to r--- her or something. But if I would've been a Chad she probably would've stopped and asked for my number. F------ w----.

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File: 95ECA2C2-89F6-46B7-9144-7().jpg (91 KB, 481x481) Anonymous 12/13/22 (Tue)16:33:35 No.177860513 [Reply] >*in the rebel base* >rebel trooper in the background: this man is dying! Quick, somebody, an IV! >luke: you know, things blur together in this war, if only there was something new... >han: yeah I know what you mean, the monotony of these star wars. >rebel trooper in the background: IV! >luke: ...a new hope... Woah... 1 reply omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 12/13/22(Tue)16:36:45 >>177860561 Sorry I didn't know there were medical droids in the base. And I only heard British voices from 3P0 and beeps from R2, so I figured it was a human No.177860616 Anonymous 12/13/22(Tue) 16:41:29 No. 177860781 Bump Anonymous 12/13/22(Tue)16:48:35 No. 177860990 >>177861225 File: Car2-0.jpg (43 KB, 377x512) >We'll be safe here... until the Empire strikes back How did he do it?

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Anonymous 10/20/22 (Thu)02:11:00 No.172524057 >>172524110 File: 1665367907325018.jpg (43 KB, 750x750) wait til guys find out why girls hug them over the shoulders Will we ever find out what she meant by this?

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Seen 44m (9/24 9:05). 906565982 3 Re1 Img JPG 32KB (720 × 861) FB_IMG_1660356377375.jpg Uncuckable > be on social media > see old elementary school friends > she taught me to tie my shoes > posting about how became homeless through a bad breakup > oh f---.jpg > reach out to her and ask if she's alright > says she had just enough money to feed her dog > in a homeless shelter and hasn't eaten all day > Etransfer her $50 and say "please eat" > "OMG THANK YOU ANON YOU'RE THE BEST" > a month goes by > get notification from my bank > "your etransfer to Anonette has timed out so we're sending it back to you" > ask her what happened > "Oh someone at the shelter stole my phone, sorry" > send her the $50 again > timed out again > half a year goes by > see her on socials again : > she's back to posting bathing Suit selfies by the pool like nothing happened > wut Either she's full of s--- or one of us is stupid

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Anonymous 641 KB GIF 03/13/23 (Mon)21:56:49 No.72564876 >met a cute girl >tried to strike a conversation by talking about the weather >she just stopped, turned her head and death stared me Patrick Bateman style >this lasted for 3 minutes before I finally can't stand the awkwardness and left she's the one bros

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