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![File: 2F431A42-35EB-4BA6-A375-C(...).jpg (44 KB, 480x480) O Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)21:08:25 No.877057781 [Reply] >>877058076 >every f------ morning I wake up to my sister cackling with my mom >every f------ morning my sister cackles like she's love child of Jimmy Carr and Hillary Clinton darteen click >Islam is correct about women. They should only speak when spoken to. They should also be owned property O Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed) 21:17:31 No.877058076 >>877057781 (OP) # Here's an idea: Get up earlier than they do. Work out and go to work. Do a good job at your work. get a promotion. Make more money. Buy your own home. Never wake to the sound of your sister or mother again. Sound like a plan?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/355/926/62c.jpg "Anon doesn’t like women | /r/Greentext")
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![: Anonymous 05/20/22(Fri)09:37:25 No.68704913 why do people think its okay to be gay >be me >reading a book by a supposedly asexual author >scene where a character licks a popsicle comes on 6 KB JPG >I kid you not it's structured exactly like a sex scene >put the book down and start exercising so that I don't lose my nofap streak I feel like for a person who claims to be asexual this guys knows a bit too much about human sexuality. : Anonymous 05/20/22(Fri)09:46:23 No.68705006 >>68704913 (OP) # >be OP >reading a book hmmm >overly horny from years of pent up sexual frustration 134 cham 62 KB PNG >"[insert character here] licks a popsicle" >OMG-THIS-IS-JUST-LIKE-THE-SEX.webm >make this terrible thread 3:04](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/370/857/32c.jpg "Pop secret | /r/Greentext")
![WHAT THE F--- AMI READING Anonymous 11/10/22(Thu)08:02:02 No.70927940 [Reply] >>70928593 >>7092 >tfw friends had a c--- measuring contest and i came in dead last im not doing ok bros FEMALE AMATORY 3 replies omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 11/10/22(Thu)08:47:21 No.70928218 Anonymous 11/10/22(Thu)08:50:41 No.70928235 >>70928331 >>70929296 File: 1654176530079.png (526 KB, 1000x982) Anonymous 11/10/22(Thu)09:02:43 No.70928331 File: what_the_fuck_am_1_reading.jpg (68 KB, 600x600) his skin >cleaned up and never talked about it again I'm a virgin besides that experience >did this in high school and came in first >we all had our d---- out and everyone came to touch mine >they used a glove so it wouldn't count as gay >ended up getting jacked off by the guy with the smallest d--- >came all over the glove and some got on >>70928235 >came all over the glove and some got on his skin Anonymous 11/10/22 (Thu)09:38:36 No.70928593 >>70927940 (OP) >Showing your hard d--- to all your friends Very straight.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/475/885/31f.png "Anons had contests with friends | /r/Greentext")
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