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. AT&T 36% Board /k/ - Weapons ▼ Settings Mobile Home Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)20:11:36 No.53237375 >Be me 10 years ago >living with my sister who just turned 18 at the time >wake up about 2AM >half asleep but hear grunting noises coming from the living room >grab my Mossberg 500 (wasn't 21 so couldn't ow a gun) >enter the living room and see some old guy on the couch cooming >hear my light female whispers under him >immediately figure he's an old pervert r----- my sister and level the shotgun on him telling him to get his hands up >he jumps in the air butt naked screaming "don't shoot" >sister stands up and tells me to put the gun down >turns out she brought him over, one of her friend's dad or something >still tell him to get the f--- out >he complies without issue >Sis locks herself in her room crying Old f--- was 63 years old, she still refuses to talk about him or how they know each other to this day. Turns out he impregnated her and died of a heart attack 2 weeks later. My niece is probably on the spectrum but she likes my gun collection. + 1 ... VPN 6:55 PM boards.4channel.org/k/t... C

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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