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: Anonymous SHE'S HIDING FROM HORNY PEOPLE. 267 KB PNG 09/20/23(Wed)17:59:57 No.74800230 >transmaxxed after being a forever alone incel >pass well enough that I'm never called out as or harassed over being trans in public >acquire bf who lets me live neetmode >bf wants sex constantly to the point I practically can't game when he's home because either he wants to cuddle on the couch or have sex >makes me go to bed when he does so I can't get in late night gaming >on his days off its even worse I want to tell him no but I'm scared he'll make me get a job.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Three's a crowd | /r/Greentext

YES 3h (9/20 15:32) 74798156 4 Re. 1 Img JPG 26KB (400x400) 9ACD36E5-A18D-4A3B-9FA5-A254926F5 E6B.jpg • >29 >younger cousin throwing a party at her parents house for her 19 birthday >go >get tipsy and become the life of the party >by the end of the night i had 3 girls following me around : >end up getting all of their numbers >ripe barely legal teenage p---- with pretty faces Holy f--- is this why normies loves to party? I blackout and don't remember exactly what happened. Just remember having girls trying to get near me to dance and talk to me. I can't believe I got 3 numbers in one night, at least 2 will let me pump her c--- full of my juices, holy f--- time to lose my virginity at last.

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Anon can't into social drinking | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/13/22(Wed)00:19:18 No.69391083 1657673535117.jpg 415 KB JPG >hey anon, want to get drinks after work? >it's my birthday tomorrow, let's have drinks >I could really go for a drink right now >drinks on the weekend bro? >LET'S GO OUT FOR A DRINK >DRINKS DRINKS DRINKS DRINKS What the f--- is wrong with normies?

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Anon leave 4chan open in living room | /r/Greentext

Anonymous [Report] Image search: [Google] 2016-07-17 20:33:52 Post No. 30016649 WOJAK FEELS I HAVE NO GF &I MUST FEEL >leave r9k catalog open >on lap top >in living room >leave to pee >mom sees picture of naked old lady >says "Like that picture of the naked woman on the screen" 445 KB, 841x1244 >freeze up, say "what?" >check it out, laugh it off like it's nothing >"Ohhh.... yeah, very attractive isn't she?" >she leaves, and now i'm sitting here wondering if we're gonna have a chat later.

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Anon breaks the system | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 440 KB PNG 09/19/23(Tue)22:46:01 No.906345326 Creative ways you've gotten dates? >Be me >get tinder, have it for about a 2 months and get about 60 matches >half of them don't even reply >don't go on a single date >suddenly a plan hatches >delete tinder >find images of 10/10 chad >re-download and use them as my pictures >get 99+ pending matches within a day >end up with 5,000 matches within a week >plan a date with a 7/10 >tell her to meet up at a bar >go to the same bar around the same time >have her waiting 30 minutes >she texts me "where are you?" >umatch her on tinder >i'm currently watching her from across the bar >see her get visibly upset >approach her and ask say "hey are you waiting for someone?" >she says "i was but i think i just got stood up" >tell her "that sucks, can i join you instead?" >she agrees >have a great night and we end up going back to my place and f--- >have done this 10 times already and it works 85% of the time any other anons have creative ways they've gotten dates?

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Anon pets a cat............. | /r/Greentext

>be me, loser >No friends, low-paying s--- job >Would blow brains out if I could afford a gun >Sitting outside at night, 59 KB JPG looking at the stars >Wishing an asteroid would fall on me >Feel something brush up against me >It's a cat >Lets me pet him for a few minutes >Then runs away >Life is hard, but if you can pet kitties it's a little easier

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Anon likes buttcracks | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 50507406 205,4 kB JPG For 37 min siden... s--- you did in grade school >be me, 1st grade >everyone sitting (criss-cross apple sauce) around the teacher on the carpet, who is reading to us from a book >guy in front of me has his butt-crack poking out of his shorts >stick my finger in his britches, and start playing around with his butt crack. he does nothing >this process repeats for a couple of days >one day he asks me why i do it, i say "hmm idk lol" and he says it's fine >eventually, some kid sees me playing with the dude's butt crack and asks "what are you doing?" >tell him "it is fun and feels good" >he asks if he can try, i let him do it >1 week later >virtually half of the class is fingering each others' butts during reading time >teacher has to tell everyone to stop and threaten to send us to the principal if we do it again

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Friendship to Romance | /r/Greentext

OP 2h (9/20 7:25) · 74794822 4 Re. 1 Img JPG 148KB (1080 × 603) 1695173092345527 (1).jpg Should I ask out this black girl? >Be me >20 >In college >Know this cute black chick >She's cute, wears glasses sometimes, has a thin and fit body with a great ass >I sit next to her in class and look over at her boobs because I'm a pervert >Pic is how much they are sticking out but in her shirt >Think to myself how the hell her shirt can contain those things : Her boobs aren't that big but looked so good in that shirt she w---- >I've actually seen pics of her in her sports wear and her top looks like it's literally holding in her boobs. >This girl actually likes me and we get along pretty well >No guy ever talks to her >Have no roommate so I can bring her without an issue So what should I do? Should I ask out this girl and get to pound her juicy black ass?

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Mixed Messages | /r/Greentext

UP 1h (9/20 11:20). 74796693 2 Re - 0 Img PNG 175KB (492 × 381) Screenshot 2023-08-29 at 10-45-46 i'm 24 and have never been in a relationship.png . ●●● I thought she was flirting with me.... w-- is wrong with women : made a mistake touching my boss... >female boss is this old woman who's kind of hot actually, I'm only 27 >sometimes she playfully touches me on my arms when we are talking >I never touch her but I like when she does it >tonight she kind of leaned in to playfully hit me again >I sort of flirtingly push her shoulder >she frowns and it seems like she didn't expect me to do something like that

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Anon is special | /r/Greentext

E500C3AB-FCBD-4C06-B75F-F3DC53E35607.png 58 KB PNG >walk into Subway by myself >forget im in real life >see white woman >audibly say "white woman spotted"

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Anon's quest for Japanese deserts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Behold! The superior dessert. : Anonymous >ice cream :( >ice cream, JAPAN :0 09/10/23(Sun)16:20:48 No.19692955 98172359017253.jpg 162 KB JPG JUSTONE COONBOOK.COM 09/10/23(Sun)17:34:04 No.19693158 >>19693189 # >>19693235 # >>19695127 #

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The Pen Symphony | /r/Greentext

16m (9/20 1:06) · 74791673 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 2MB (2592 × 1944) parker-75-pen.jpg 1984: Grad School >be me >in grad program >click pen >some woman gets offended >click it more >be brought into office >be told how that student has a mental disorder over me clicking pen >have to listen to someone calling me a Nazi even though I'm Jewish, because I have blond hair and blue eyes. ⠀ Of all the rules I've broken, aggressive pen clicking is definitely the funniest. What do?

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All this just to get blasted by some broad named Jill Sandwich with a 9mm | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/20/23(Wed)08:12:19 No.651415797 1664133857232596.jpg 335 KB JPG >every RE game some guy turns himself into a horrific monster to kill the heroes what is their plan if they win? be a giant monster thing forever?

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