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Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat)11:47:16 No.888544645 >>888544736 >>888545513 >>888547715 >>888548763 >>888548888 >>888549273 >>888549763 >>888544334 (OP) >be me >standing outside london tube station holding my phone in my right hand >eating an ice cream too, it's in my left hand >yummy chocolate chips >waiting.. >*lick* >waiting..... >hear scooter noise rewing up to my right side >here we go >person of ginger anagram ethnicity snatches my phone >me grinning >put on my matte black custom made sunglasses >a girl with big boobs and blonde hair rushes over and asks me if i'm ok >grab my other phone out my pocket >open my custom made app >click activate_spike.exe >litihum battery in the stolen phone is pierced by the custom made carbon fibre spike i attached to it >the scooter and occupants explode as they try to escape >a trail of smoke lit up by my custom made RGB LED lighting system floats down the road >turn to look at miss clingy b------- >tell her i already have a girl friend >she looks confused, suprised by getting rejected i guess >walk off to the police station with my ice cream >report the entire incident to them >they thank me and promise to give her a warning for harrassing me >2 weeks later >recieve a letter in the mail with an apology and a 6 month membership runescape gift card >exhale air out of my nose when i recognise the irony >those scooter boys tried to run and escape Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat)11:50:42 No.888544736 ► >>888544778 >>888544645 I was there, I saw this happen, when the gingers exploded everyone clapped.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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