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Anonymous PEN 02/26/22(Sat)10:18:43 No.65722043 I am a former U.S. Marine. For the defenders of Kiev, here are a few tips 1.) Stay out of the steet. The worst place to be in an urban warfare environment is to be outside. 4.) Doors are called "the fatal funnel." It is human nature to try and enter through a door. Aim all your weapons at the door to maximize the number of kills. 5.) Block the door from the inside with anything you can, furniture, chairs, booby-traps (explosives). The idea is to make the invaders think the door isn't blocked. That way when they try to enter they remain exposed for the longest amount of time possible. 6.) Stairways are another good killing zone. Block stairways with any obstacles you can to slow down invaders. 7.) if you throw grenades downstairs, have your magazine fully topped off and ready. The invaders will most likely run up the stairs to run past the grenade blast. You'll need all the ammo you have to gun as many down as possible. 8.) When possible, cut small holes in the floor into the rooms below to fire into. People breaching rooms will look for threats directly in front of them and usually don't look above or below until last. 9.) Don't sling your weapon around your body. If things go hand-to-hand it will hinder you. 10.) Have a knife, spade, or club close by and readily available. If you have to fight hand-to-hand it's much more handy than a rifle. 11.) Never fire from the same window twice. 12.) Never stick the muzzle of your rifle outside of a window. Don't expose it. 13.) Shoot from deep inside the room out of the window. It will help hide the muzzle flash and reduce the noise making it hard to tell where it came from. 36 KB JPG

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