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: Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)10:44:44 No.845311946 I am broken. | am beyond broken. I still don't know what's WE ARE happening. Why was today allowed to happen? what the f--- is going on? TRU 125 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)10:45:18 No.845311985 COFION DIERDISE >>845311946 (OP) # 20 KB JPG >>845312102 # : Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)10:46:14 No.845312046 LESS MAKEY THREADS Hint: you're retarded MORE TAKEY MEDS 65 KB JPG

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: Anonymous POST- MODERN -ISM A GRAPHIC GUIDE 121 KB JPG Anonymous 427 KB JPG 01/06/25(Mon) 18:34:48 No.24087247 >literally just another tactic of the ruling class to silence dissent >Nah dude, this s--- is actually deep man, you just take paintings and make them really ugly, and then that says something about like society or something 01/06/25(Mon) 18:47:50 No.24087271 >>24087247 (OP) # The contradictions of culture in post- industrial global capitalism are the situation everyone is faced with. So you need to face it head-on, instead of saying 'it's all a trick' and retreating into - what else? Some kind of pastiche of old authentic culture for you to consume in the intervals between your meaningless job propping up an absurd speculative economy and your meaningless screen time spent on an absurd literature forum where all people ever discuss are memey caricatures of ideas? Sounds very postmodern to me, if I may be so bold as to say so. I recommend Jameson's Postmodernism book if you're actually interested in the topic and want to learn about some artists more interesting than Warhol. >>24087282 # >>24087673 # >>24088643 #

10h (01/07/25 13:46) 207691855 128 Re 23 Img JPG 32KB (700x700) player-120-unnie-v0-r0otkxy9yf9e1.jpg 31 Replies Squid game >Appears >Explains her backstory >Carries her team so hard I start reconsidering my stance on trannies >She is an ex soldier > She Carries Gi-Huns entire uprising >Start accepting trans people completely >Me when I realise squid game made me accept trans people in 7 episodes by making them cool as f--- Why doesn't the west do this? Instead they have pride parades where men walk around butt booty naked.

Anonymous ITT: Cooking buzzwords you hat(...) 1.4 MB WEBM 11/01/24(Fri)04:24:25 No.20946633 >comfort food All food is supposed to be comforting, there's no non-comfort food that's worth cooking. >soul food Its just basic American homemade dishes, but greasier and overcooked. >creamy Probably means it is tasteless without being buried in heavy whipping cream to mask the taste. >garlicky See above, just replace whipping cream with garlic. >fusion Oh wow, you added soy sauce to it, such fusion. Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)04:39:15 No.20946637 >literal autistic retard triggered by everyday words and phrases thread no #43923948234 >>20946994 # >>20947280 #

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: Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)21:24:15 No.845349589 1608053155613.png 1.42 MB PNG >in boy scouts >scout master is r----- me >dad runs in >'hey pal, how about you f--- someone your own size' >dad pulls down pants >scout master starts to f--- dad >dad uses his a------ muscles to grab hold of scout master by d--- >slams scout master against wall >dad rapes scout master to death My dad, the hero!

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: Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)14:54:10 No.845329227 >be me >high school, years ago >addicted to benzos bc anxiety (only weed now) >friend group has one girl >anorexic depressed goth/egirl, 7/10 but my type at the time 10 KB JPG >high af hanging at friends house >playing 5 finger fillet >stab my f------ hand, don't care bc benzo zombie at this point >she tells me to stab her too >do it >she presses her cut into yours >blood mixes >become siblings >says we can't f--- now bc it would be i----- What's the strangest excuse a girl has rejected you /b/?

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: Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)19:26:14 No.845340737 >finally got good career >getting married to the love of my life in a few weeks >have our first kid on the way Thinking of killing myself. You know, for the lulz and such. Lol could you imagine the look on that stupid bitch's 67 KB PNG face?

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: Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)01:38:27 No.9368776 ANON NOO00 WE CANT DO THAT UNLESS WE ARE MARRIED 52 KB JPG : King's 01/17/21(Sun)01:43:34 No.9368787 | Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)01:44:43 No.9368789 ock iStock by y ge iStock iSto IStock Stock iry tmages iStock Gny Imaga ck Tstock iSt istockphoto-140253542-1024x1024.jpg 313 KB JPG PLEASE MIKU! JUST GRAB MY HAND! I'M GONNA FALL >>9369100 # >>9369277 # >>9369726 # >>9370007 # >>9370595 # >>9370785 # >>9374916 # >>9376261 #

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Anonymous (ID: boi8mKM9 ) 04/25/14(Fri)14:11:39 No.543818057 > Be year 2040, women rule the world > Rihanna is their leader > Be stuck in concentration camp for men > Rihanna killing all the dudes because they found a way to reproduce without 83 KB PNG us > Group of us overpower gaurdesses > Be running > Get surrounded > standoff.PNG > all of a sudden a masked hero appears, with his schlong flapping in the wind > beats up all the women > sets all the dudes free > much wow, many thanks > takes mask off > mfw it was Chris Brown

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>be me >sad depressed >suicidal thoughts >dad notices >thinks it's because of my siblings >thinks i dont get enough attention >takes me to the planetarium every other 29 KB JPG weekend because i love space >falls asleep every time because he's working 12h a day >he always takes me >still alive ake dad

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: Anonymous 12/28/18(Fri)20:22:10 No.788472318 >be me >sitting alone in my basement fapping to martha speaks like a respectable adult >hear a shuffling in the walls >pause my fap fuel and put my ear to the wall 554 KB JPG >I can hear it..the unmistakable sound of a d--- dragging across insulation >my god, they're back >suddenly a hole is torn in the wall and there it is, looking at me with eyes full of lust >the r--- dwarf has found me again. >it sees my lubriderm covered c--- and shakes with excitement >I grab the closest object and throw it as hard as can at the fat little f--- >hoho! It shrieks and disappears back into the wal and I run upstairs >I must prepare.

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Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)00:35:50 No.845270261 >Be me >21 Chad >Bring qt.3.14 home to smash > "Oh Anon, your d--- is huge" >About to penetrate >Start violently s------- everywhere >Autism kicks in and turn around 5 KB JPG with my s----cano facing her mouth >She leaves after showering I repeatedly apologise. >Never see her again and blocked on all social media >I poo'd on purpose >Mfw

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: Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)13:16:32 No.845322222 >be me 8 years ago >15, had no source of income, parents didn't care about me at all, absolute nobody in school >met qt3.14 in school 152 KB JPG cafeteria >try to talk to her but autism kicks in and i wanted to kms >she says she is fine and understands me >she says im smart >we make eye contact for a few seconds then hug >ffw to now, we live together, we are financially stable and im about to propose to the love of my life pic unrelated

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Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)17:32:30 No.845307042 >>845307166 >>84530 >go on tinder >meet up with this girl >asks me what movie to watch >look through her netflix >notice a lot of movies have been half-watched >after 20-30 minutes in it got paused >go through counting them all pretending to browse >she is focussed on instagram on her phone >130 movies >130 d----? >choose a movie >after 18 minutes she starts kissing on my neck >realise that she's probably riddled with stds >might have covid >after putting her hand on my lap and feeling my d--- >oh it's very hard, lets pause the movie for now >she kisses me again >starts rubbing my d--- through my trousers >i start making my orgasm face >shake my entire body >moan her name out loudly >wow you just made me c-- >she looks annoyed >really? >tell her i forgot i have a dentist appointment and need to go >she picks up her phone and probably texts another guy to come over >next few days no symptoms >feels good man Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)17:33:42 No.845307139 good dodge my man Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)17:36:55 No.845307378 >>845308231 >>8453 >>845307042 (OP) >has tinder account >is worried about stds Anon, i.

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: Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)10:44:44 No.845311946 I am broken. | am beyond broken. I still don't know what's WE ARE happening. Why was today allowed to happen? what the f--- is going on? TRU 125 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)10:45:18 No.845311985 COFION DIERDISE >>845311946 (OP) # 20 KB JPG >>845312102 # : Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)10:46:14 No.845312046 LESS MAKEY THREADS Hint: you're retarded MORE TAKEY MEDS 65 KB JPG

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