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: Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)01:38:27 No.9368776 ANON NOO00 WE CANT DO THAT UNLESS WE ARE MARRIED 52 KB JPG : King's 01/17/21(Sun)01:43:34 No.9368787 | Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)01:44:43 No.9368789 ock iStock by y ge iStock iSto IStock Stock iry tmages iStock Gny Imaga ck Tstock iSt istockphoto-140253542-1024x1024.jpg 313 KB JPG PLEASE MIKU! JUST GRAB MY HAND! I'M GONNA FALL >>9369100 # >>9369277 # >>9369726 # >>9370007 # >>9370595 # >>9370785 # >>9374916 # >>9376261 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous (ID: boi8mKM9 ) 04/25/14(Fri)14:11:39 No.543818057 > Be year 2040, women rule the world > Rihanna is their leader > Be stuck in concentration camp for men > Rihanna killing all the dudes because they found a way to reproduce without 83 KB PNG us > Group of us overpower gaurdesses > Be running > Get surrounded > standoff.PNG > all of a sudden a masked hero appears, with his schlong flapping in the wind > beats up all the women > sets all the dudes free > much wow, many thanks > takes mask off > mfw it was Chris Brown

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: Anonymous 12/28/18(Fri)20:22:10 No.788472318 >be me >sitting alone in my basement fapping to martha speaks like a respectable adult >hear a shuffling in the walls >pause my fap fuel and put my ear to the wall 554 KB JPG >I can hear it..the unmistakable sound of a d--- dragging across insulation >my god, they're back >suddenly a hole is torn in the wall and there it is, looking at me with eyes full of lust >the r--- dwarf has found me again. >it sees my lubriderm covered c--- and shakes with excitement >I grab the closest object and throw it as hard as can at the fat little f--- >hoho! It shrieks and disappears back into the wal and I run upstairs >I must prepare.

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Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)00:35:50 No.845270261 >Be me >21 Chad >Bring qt.3.14 home to smash > "Oh Anon, your d--- is huge" >About to penetrate >Start violently s------- everywhere >Autism kicks in and turn around 5 KB JPG with my s----cano facing her mouth >She leaves after showering I repeatedly apologise. >Never see her again and blocked on all social media >I poo'd on purpose >Mfw

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: Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)13:16:32 No.845322222 >be me 8 years ago >15, had no source of income, parents didn't care about me at all, absolute nobody in school >met qt3.14 in school 152 KB JPG cafeteria >try to talk to her but autism kicks in and i wanted to kms >she says she is fine and understands me >she says im smart >we make eye contact for a few seconds then hug >ffw to now, we live together, we are financially stable and im about to propose to the love of my life pic unrelated

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Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)17:32:30 No.845307042 >>845307166 >>84530 >go on tinder >meet up with this girl >asks me what movie to watch >look through her netflix >notice a lot of movies have been half-watched >after 20-30 minutes in it got paused >go through counting them all pretending to browse >she is focussed on instagram on her phone >130 movies >130 d----? >choose a movie >after 18 minutes she starts kissing on my neck >realise that she's probably riddled with stds >might have covid >after putting her hand on my lap and feeling my d--- >oh it's very hard, lets pause the movie for now >she kisses me again >starts rubbing my d--- through my trousers >i start making my orgasm face >shake my entire body >moan her name out loudly >wow you just made me c-- >she looks annoyed >really? >tell her i forgot i have a dentist appointment and need to go >she picks up her phone and probably texts another guy to come over >next few days no symptoms >feels good man Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)17:33:42 No.845307139 good dodge my man Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)17:36:55 No.845307378 >>845308231 >>8453 >>845307042 (OP) >has tinder account >is worried about stds Anon, i.

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: Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)06:38:31 No.845288878 >watch p--- >mom walks in >quickly change to other tab so mom dont see >it's /b/ >first thread is loli thread 12 KB JPG >i'm 32 years old

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [OAuto] File: index.jpg (8 KB, 163x309) O Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)07:31:44 No.845290919 >Be me >super strong giant >I hit people into orbit if I'm angry >Feared by everyone >Get visited by many weak starter adventurers trying to figure out what I am >Smack them so hard that physics become optional for them >My club is so heavy that the weak adventurers can't even pick it up >Have trusty mammoth companions that give me cheese and protection >Adventurer that I remember shooting into orbit visits me later >shoots me with painful spikes and hits me with a sword that freezes me when I get hit >Die

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