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File 1289007277.png-(141 KB, 500x500, reactionface sad frog.png) Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)21:34:37 No.285062965 * Open the door * Get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Girl ive been crushing on for years * Shorter than me, adorable in every way * We have sex regularly * Be together for many years * Trust her unconditionally * One day, she sits me down for a talk *Has a sad look on her face * She tells me she was r---- a few weeks back * She went to get an STD test and found out she was HIV positive * We've had sex at least 4 times after * She just tells me now because she was scared of telling me * Suddenly build up with uncontrollable rage * Punch her in the face as hard as I can * She falls down * Still p----- off, cant even see straight * Keep punching her as hard as I can Gets to a point where her face is a pool of blood *Blood splashes onto my shirt when I punch * Keep punching *Leave, her parents come home after * Fast forward a few weeks * She's in a face bandage, stitches everywhere * She told her parents a robber came in and did this * She didnt want me in jail cause she felt bad *Suddenly feel terrible inside * Go to apologize three weeks later *Ask her sister where she is * Her sis has tears in her eyes, says she fell into a coma * Run to the hospital to say sorry before its too late * Get to her room Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)21:35:07 No 285063048 OP what the hell is wrong with you.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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