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Anonymous 09/12/23(Tue)00:39:45 No.905940697 >>905940364 # >be me big boi >eating my tendies in the ball pit at McDonald's 410 KB JPG >bitch mommy got caught drinking silly juice again on the way here and is playing grownup wrestling with the police so she doesn't get in trouble >some stupid c--- comes over and tells me I'm scaring the children and I should be ashamed of myself and some b------- >try to explain to her that I'm using my well earned goodboi points >bitch is still talking >I relax my belly and let out a extra stinky stink >her nose twitches >she immediately pukes starts crying and runs away >"hehestupidbitch.wav" >next thing I know Ronald McDonald comes over and tells me to leave >now I have a lot of respect for Ronald McDonald I think he's a business genius but if this is how he treats his customers then he's lost his roots >OH YE CLOWN OF OF BURGER LAND I MUST BEAT YOU WITH MY HAND! NO RESPECT TO ME WAS SHOWN IN THIS SACRED BURGER HOME >with that I whip off my diapie orange brown s--- flying everywhere I swing it like a lasso and hit him so hard his head literally explodes >everyone in the place freaks out for some reason >the all run away screaming like f------ women >heywaitaminute.mp3 >realize the kitchen is totally unguarded >run with s--- smeared all over my legs to the kitchen and gorge myself >I hear police sirens >thank god finally they're coming to arrest Ronald McDonald for treating me like that >he's dead but I'm sure he'll wake up on time when they get here >smirk thinking about how many free tendies I got >this was the best 30th birthday party ever It's hard being a goodboi sometimes lads but we truly are a noble breed

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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