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Anonymous 09/12/23(Tue)00:39:45 No.905940697 >>905940364 # >be me big boi >eating my tendies in the ball pit at McDonald's 410 KB JPG >bitch mommy got caught drinking silly juice again on the way here and is playing grownup wrestling with the police so she doesn't get in trouble >some stupid c--- comes over and tells me I'm scaring the children and I should be ashamed of myself and some b------- >try to explain to her that I'm using my well earned goodboi points >bitch is still talking >I relax my belly and let out a extra stinky stink >her nose twitches >she immediately pukes starts crying and runs away >"hehestupidbitch.wav" >next thing I know Ronald McDonald comes over and tells me to leave >now I have a lot of respect for Ronald McDonald I think he's a business genius but if this is how he treats his customers then he's lost his roots >OH YE CLOWN OF OF BURGER LAND I MUST BEAT YOU WITH MY HAND! NO RESPECT TO ME WAS SHOWN IN THIS SACRED BURGER HOME >with that I whip off my diapie orange brown s--- flying everywhere I swing it like a lasso and hit him so hard his head literally explodes >everyone in the place freaks out for some reason >the all run away screaming like f------ women >heywaitaminute.mp3 >realize the kitchen is totally unguarded >run with s--- smeared all over my legs to the kitchen and gorge myself >I hear police sirens >thank god finally they're coming to arrest Ronald McDonald for treating me like that >he's dead but I'm sure he'll wake up on time when they get here >smirk thinking about how many free tendies I got >this was the best 30th birthday party ever It's hard being a goodboi sometimes lads but we truly are a noble breed

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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1h (9/11 23:38) · 74703566 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 13KB (563 × 475) 9f60a6153a0d55d8e8c31953a65ba3d4.j pg ●●● : >be a------ to woman i don't care about >woman starts liking me and being nice >starts dating >become nice to her as start to like her more and more >she gets cold as i stop treating her badly and being mean >we broke up >i start treating her and other women badly once again >repeat why can't women like nice people?

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5m (9/11 20:57). 905907131 0 Re - 0 Img : JPG 86KB (1000 x 1184) 6809b0fb-37e5-4725-b33c-93c7b763e9e 6.jpg >be me >22F, more feminine than most, short and curvy >go on blind date with recent whateveristan immigrant because i'm feelin' dangerous >all is fine and dandy, we make out in his car >he presses my neck to start erotically choking me but he starts having a panic attack >"AdAm'S APPLe?!?!" >"it's my larynx, everyone has one" >he keeps accusing me of being trans and i think he's joking, laugh it off >we go home >immediately he pulls down my pants and underwear, starts staring at my hoochie coochie >i think he's gonna go down on me, so i'm just vibing >instead starts violently inspecting my vulva and peelin' it apart like a got dang grapefruit to check for stitches or something >also opens my mouth and checks my teeth for some reason >he gets upset and accuses me of lying about something, won't say what, sends me home >he texts later in the week and asks for a dna test to prove i'm female >i send a 23andme result with the xx showing >he still thinks i'm a troon and tells me to block him Accuse woman of being male, get indubitable proof that she isn't, refuse to adjust prior in the presence of new information. Based?

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Anonymous 09/12/23(Tue)00:39:45 No.905940697 >>905940364 # >be me big boi >eating my tendies in the ball pit at McDonald's 410 KB JPG >bitch mommy got caught drinking silly juice again on the way here and is playing grownup wrestling with the police so she doesn't get in trouble >some stupid c--- comes over and tells me I'm scaring the children and I should be ashamed of myself and some b------- >try to explain to her that I'm using my well earned goodboi points >bitch is still talking >I relax my belly and let out a extra stinky stink >her nose twitches >she immediately pukes starts crying and runs away >"hehestupidbitch.wav" >next thing I know Ronald McDonald comes over and tells me to leave >now I have a lot of respect for Ronald McDonald I think he's a business genius but if this is how he treats his customers then he's lost his roots >OH YE CLOWN OF OF BURGER LAND I MUST BEAT YOU WITH MY HAND! NO RESPECT TO ME WAS SHOWN IN THIS SACRED BURGER HOME >with that I whip off my diapie orange brown s--- flying everywhere I swing it like a lasso and hit him so hard his head literally explodes >everyone in the place freaks out for some reason >the all run away screaming like f------ women >heywaitaminute.mp3 >realize the kitchen is totally unguarded >run with s--- smeared all over my legs to the kitchen and gorge myself >I hear police sirens >thank god finally they're coming to arrest Ronald McDonald for treating me like that >he's dead but I'm sure he'll wake up on time when they get here >smirk thinking about how many free tendies I got >this was the best 30th birthday party ever It's hard being a goodboi sometimes lads but we truly are a noble breed

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