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: Anonymous [] 08/27/23(Sun)15:11:26 No.134451602 >>134447254 # Never met a funny german person. Your women must be f------ bored to death >>134453702 # : Anonymous : Anonymous : Anonymous >>134451602 # Okay wanna hear a funny joke? An english man and an american go into a bar. It was a gay bar. 08/27/23(Sun)15:50:29 No.134452753 08/27/23(Sun)16:17:54 No.134453612 08/27/23(Sun)16:20:57 No.134453702

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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1h (9/11 23:38) · 74703566 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 13KB (563 × 475) 9f60a6153a0d55d8e8c31953a65ba3d4.j pg ●●● : >be a------ to woman i don't care about >woman starts liking me and being nice >starts dating >become nice to her as start to like her more and more >she gets cold as i stop treating her badly and being mean >we broke up >i start treating her and other women badly once again >repeat why can't women like nice people?

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: Anonymous 09/12/23(Tue)14:17:39 No.650495360 file.png 1.15 MB PNG >300 years in the future >.45 outperforms most future weaponry what did Todd mean by this

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: Anonymous A 01/23/23(Mon)18:21:45 No.18849095 13 5576.jpg 74 KB JPG Visited Manchester today and what the f---

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5m (9/11 20:57). 905907131 0 Re - 0 Img : JPG 86KB (1000 x 1184) 6809b0fb-37e5-4725-b33c-93c7b763e9e 6.jpg >be me >22F, more feminine than most, short and curvy >go on blind date with recent whateveristan immigrant because i'm feelin' dangerous >all is fine and dandy, we make out in his car >he presses my neck to start erotically choking me but he starts having a panic attack >"AdAm'S APPLe?!?!" >"it's my larynx, everyone has one" >he keeps accusing me of being trans and i think he's joking, laugh it off >we go home >immediately he pulls down my pants and underwear, starts staring at my hoochie coochie >i think he's gonna go down on me, so i'm just vibing >instead starts violently inspecting my vulva and peelin' it apart like a got dang grapefruit to check for stitches or something >also opens my mouth and checks my teeth for some reason >he gets upset and accuses me of lying about something, won't say what, sends me home >he texts later in the week and asks for a dna test to prove i'm female >i send a 23andme result with the xx showing >he still thinks i'm a troon and tells me to block him Accuse woman of being male, get indubitable proof that she isn't, refuse to adjust prior in the presence of new information. Based?

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: Anonymous (ID: MhgTk1+R) 578 KB JPG 09/11/23 (Mon)15:34:14 No.440979665 >imagine not knowing that the US hired Spielberg and Cameron to help them fake it >imagine being so gullible that you think 9/11 actually happened >imagine thinking the towers ever even existed in the first place >imagine being so naive you didn't realize this is just an elaborate prank the boomers are playing on zoomers and millennials Imagine being this roled. You're not that red, are you anon? : Anonymous (ID: 15EZCBNI >>440981896 # >>440979665 (OP) # Ive went to the top of one of those towers about a month before 911 511 KB PNG 09/11/23(Mon)15:47:03 No.440980753 : Anonymous (ID: MhgTk1+R) 09/11/23 (Mon)15:59:51 No.440981896 >>440980753 # Fascinating story, is this you?

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1m (9/12 12:22). 905945567 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 7KB (250 x 250) 1689474519010344s.jpg Well /b/ how f----- am I >recently got into a ldr >Said she was 18 >Asked for proof >She sends document >Screen everything incase I'm paranoid so I have to >We dated for 4 months now >she starts up with >"Hey, anon... I hope you don't mind but I'm actually 15" >Everything was forged even documents >Deleted her and cut contacts with her >Couple months ago by and get visit from law enforcement >put into questioning and everything >Luckily I had my screenshots >Explained everything >They let me go I'm not trusting a woman again :

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Anonymous 392 KB JPG 09/11/23(Mon)21:48:00 No.650414031 >Born too late for 1960s Space hype >Born too early for widespread Space travel >Born just right for a shitload of s----- Space games. where do we go from here?

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Please be patient I have autism 1h (9/12 6:11) · 74707183 1 Re - 0 Img JPG 43KB (660 × 650) EA8B4B3B-F7AB-4DB1-B05E-17CC35C3 39BA.jpg >be me >autistic 6 ur old who was non verbal >put a telephone wire on my tongue >suddenly my autism and my other disorders disappear I use to be routinely taken to a tard wrangler facility but ever since then my brain has somehow overcome its own limitations ●●● :

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Anonymous (ID: 081DASNr "F--- Japan" Montaser @montaser_fath F*** #Japan How an international city like #Tokyo and an important department like the fire 7:12 PM - 4 Aug 2019 department doesn't have someone speak English. 6 Retweets 30 Likes E 08/06/19(Tue)01:05:17 No.221995485 Living in Japan without Japanese language like a fish living outside the water. 108 12 6 30 Follow : Anonymous (ID: A5NPA2vW n-----.png 493 KB PNG Hey Japan how did you let this thing into your country? https://twitter.com/montaser_fath/s tatus/1158199014040330240 08/06/19(Tue)01:07:12 No.221995635 >>221995485 (OP) # fish living outside the water soon is die, maybe you should too >>221995739 # >>221995943 # >>221995944 # >>221996174 # >>221996232 # >>221996315 # >>221996422 # >>221996636 # >>221997321 # >>221997390 # >>221997438 # >>221997556 # >>221997882 # >>221997997 # >>221998109 # >>221998333 # >>221998394 # >>221998438 # >>221998530 # >>221998584 # >>221998599 #

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NOT YOUR BABY 3m (9/11 22:43). 905911527 1 Re - 0 Img PNG 1MB (1280 × 1308) tumblr_08ccd9df0e663b27ca5f3c0728c f7f98_9fbc4b3b_1280.png : >gay man >recently broke up with a long term bf because there was no chemistry >my brain starts making me fantasize >tfw I fantasize about licking a girl's feet while I'm plowing her raw >I suddenly develop a breeding kink and becoming a straight dad type makes me d--- rock solid Is it okay to follow this line of thinking? I don't know if it is genuinely me. Im 27 btw so maybe im just shifting. Pic related I always loved anthro girls even through my gay relationship.

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: Anonymous 706 KB JPG 09/10/23(Sun)09:44:29 No.74685755 >be me >have A TA who invited his class to his discord server >joined with a new discord account so I dont have to worry >find out my TA is in one of the few r9k discord servers i occasionally interact with >search his post history >common occurrences of word n-----, f-----, k--- and the like What do I do with this information anons :)

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: Anonymous >>189597469 # Do you really want to sit down and watch 1000+ episodes of a meandering, middling shounen battle anime? Genuinely, do you want to spend a solid 15 days - whole, 24 hour days - to watch a show of low-to-average quality that is no closer to its conclusion in 2023 than it was in 1999? 09/07/23(Thu)04:52:44 No.189597691 >>189597736 # >>189597756 # >>189597866 # >>189598083 #

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