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1m (9/12 12:22). 905945567 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 7KB (250 x 250) 1689474519010344s.jpg Well /b/ how f----- am I >recently got into a ldr >Said she was 18 >Asked for proof >She sends document >Screen everything incase I'm paranoid so I have to >We dated for 4 months now >she starts up with >"Hey, anon... I hope you don't mind but I'm actually 15" >Everything was forged even documents >Deleted her and cut contacts with her >Couple months ago by and get visit from law enforcement >put into questioning and everything >Luckily I had my screenshots >Explained everything >They let me go I'm not trusting a woman again :

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Please be patient I have autism 1h (9/12 6:11) · 74707183 1 Re - 0 Img JPG 43KB (660 × 650) EA8B4B3B-F7AB-4DB1-B05E-17CC35C3 39BA.jpg >be me >autistic 6 ur old who was non verbal >put a telephone wire on my tongue >suddenly my autism and my other disorders disappear I use to be routinely taken to a tard wrangler facility but ever since then my brain has somehow overcome its own limitations ●●● :

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Anonymous (ID: 081DASNr "F--- Japan" Montaser @montaser_fath F*** #Japan How an international city like #Tokyo and an important department like the fire 7:12 PM - 4 Aug 2019 department doesn't have someone speak English. 6 Retweets 30 Likes E 08/06/19(Tue)01:05:17 No.221995485 Living in Japan without Japanese language like a fish living outside the water. 108 12 6 30 Follow : Anonymous (ID: A5NPA2vW n-----.png 493 KB PNG Hey Japan how did you let this thing into your country? https://twitter.com/montaser_fath/s tatus/1158199014040330240 08/06/19(Tue)01:07:12 No.221995635 >>221995485 (OP) # fish living outside the water soon is die, maybe you should too >>221995739 # >>221995943 # >>221995944 # >>221996174 # >>221996232 # >>221996315 # >>221996422 # >>221996636 # >>221997321 # >>221997390 # >>221997438 # >>221997556 # >>221997882 # >>221997997 # >>221998109 # >>221998333 # >>221998394 # >>221998438 # >>221998530 # >>221998584 # >>221998599 #

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New kinks new life | /r/Greentext

NOT YOUR BABY 3m (9/11 22:43). 905911527 1 Re - 0 Img PNG 1MB (1280 × 1308) tumblr_08ccd9df0e663b27ca5f3c0728c f7f98_9fbc4b3b_1280.png : >gay man >recently broke up with a long term bf because there was no chemistry >my brain starts making me fantasize >tfw I fantasize about licking a girl's feet while I'm plowing her raw >I suddenly develop a breeding kink and becoming a straight dad type makes me d--- rock solid Is it okay to follow this line of thinking? I don't know if it is genuinely me. Im 27 btw so maybe im just shifting. Pic related I always loved anthro girls even through my gay relationship.

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: Anonymous 706 KB JPG 09/10/23(Sun)09:44:29 No.74685755 >be me >have A TA who invited his class to his discord server >joined with a new discord account so I dont have to worry >find out my TA is in one of the few r9k discord servers i occasionally interact with >search his post history >common occurrences of word n-----, f-----, k--- and the like What do I do with this information anons :)

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Anon doesn't like anime | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>189597469 # Do you really want to sit down and watch 1000+ episodes of a meandering, middling shounen battle anime? Genuinely, do you want to spend a solid 15 days - whole, 24 hour days - to watch a show of low-to-average quality that is no closer to its conclusion in 2023 than it was in 1999? 09/07/23(Thu)04:52:44 No.189597691 >>189597736 # >>189597756 # >>189597866 # >>189598083 #

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Anonymous. 72 KB JPG Japan! Anonymous Sure Takeshi sure Anonymous. 02/08/22(Tue)19:09:10 No.159472418 Wow! Oh my god! I'm white girl now studying in Japan and the Japanese man's penis is HUGE! It's stereotype is tiny but it won't enter even my hand! Did you know about HUGE Japanese penis? White women we have to go to kek : Anonymous Ⓒ 02/08/22(Tue)19:11:11 No.159472459 02/08/22(Tue) 19:13:49 No.159472523 02/08/22(Tue)19:15:55 No.159472555

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: Anonymous 09/11/23(Mon)15:27:06 No.29740946 >be me >went on a date with this girl >I got the vibe that she's not interested at all >after the date I didn't message her and she didn't message me >after a month and a half she texts me "hey, still alive? :)" For some reason this makes me feel better than if I'd gotten laid. This is a hot 22 year old girl on Tinder who's getting unlimited attention and I'm just some schlub with a total notch count of 1 (one). The real power move would be to just ignore her, but I have very few prospects (none of them quite as attractive as she is) so I'm not sure what to do. : Anonymous >>29740940 # Yes, that sounds like a yes. Sex on the first date is goat tier, you win at life anon. Meanwhile I'm 16 years 8 months since the last time I had sex. 09/11/23 (Mon)15:29:57 No.29740950

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: Anonymous 09/11/23 (Mon)00:35:55 No.905889244 >Me seeing 9/11 footage at 6 years old. >"H--------, that looks scary but kinda cool, this actually happened?" >Me seeing 9/11 footage at 25 years old. >"I really live in a bankrupted, politically divided, pseudo-democracy because of what happened that day.." >If the Terrorist's goal was to destroy America, they somehow succeeded. And they only needed some box cutters to do it, we did the rest. 457 KB JPG

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: Anonymous Frankie @FrankieLollia i finished ff16 09/11/23(Mon)00:09:21 No.650340359 nyo.png 470 KB PNG has a game ever made you cry? 09/11/23(Mon)00:10:10 No.650340434 : Anonymous women do everything for attention it's in their innate biology to try and get attention as much as possible.

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