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Anonymous 06/01/15(Mon)01:52:58 No.32657588 I tried to go from beta to alpha today and it backfired >been going to the same gym for over 2 years now 12 KB PNG >all sorts of strength/muscle/life gains >this girl recently started going >shes the thickest girl I've ever seen with an ass the size of 2 basketballs >by normal societies standard she is only about a 6 out of 10 because she is a muscular butterface >I want her bad >try to work up the courage to ask her out but never can because she is always mid set with headphones on >everyday I say to myself "today is the day" but it never is >there is also this 9/10 girl who goes to the gym >never even bothered noticing her because I've learned that going for girls who are out of your league just leaves you confused and frustrated >decide I'm going to practice asking out the 6/10 out by asking the 9/10 >I knew she was just gonna say "no" or run away or something but I figured it would be good practice >if you haven't realized by now I'm completely autistic >walk up to the 9/10 and motion for her to take her headphones out >"are you single?" >she looks confused and says "what?" >"are you single?" >"uhh.. yes actually" >"want to go out with me and see if we can get along?" >she smiles at me and says "where are you taking me?" >oh s--- plan backfired >never expected to get this far and don't know what to say >I don't even want this girl >I say "come find me when you're finished your workout and I'll tell you" and immediately walk away >walk straight out of the gym >go home >can never go back I really liked that gym >>32657621 # >>32657827 # >>32657931 # >>32657953 # >>32658993 # >>32664758 # >>32665838 # >>32667118 #

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GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.
Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.
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