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Anonymous 06/01/15(Mon)01:52:58 No.32657588 I tried to go from beta to alpha today and it backfired >been going to the same gym for over 2 years now 12 KB PNG >all sorts of strength/muscle/life gains >this girl recently started going >shes the thickest girl I've ever seen with an ass the size of 2 basketballs >by normal societies standard she is only about a 6 out of 10 because she is a muscular butterface >I want her bad >try to work up the courage to ask her out but never can because she is always mid set with headphones on >everyday I say to myself "today is the day" but it never is >there is also this 9/10 girl who goes to the gym >never even bothered noticing her because I've learned that going for girls who are out of your league just leaves you confused and frustrated >decide I'm going to practice asking out the 6/10 out by asking the 9/10 >I knew she was just gonna say "no" or run away or something but I figured it would be good practice >if you haven't realized by now I'm completely autistic >walk up to the 9/10 and motion for her to take her headphones out >"are you single?" >she looks confused and says "what?" >"are you single?" >"uhh.. yes actually" >"want to go out with me and see if we can get along?" >she smiles at me and says "where are you taking me?" >oh s--- plan backfired >never expected to get this far and don't know what to say >I don't even want this girl >I say "come find me when you're finished your workout and I'll tell you" and immediately walk away >walk straight out of the gym >go home >can never go back I really liked that gym >>32657621 # >>32657827 # >>32657931 # >>32657953 # >>32658993 # >>32664758 # >>32665838 # >>32667118 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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