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: Anonymous 09/05/23(Tue)20:58:56 No.905590478 >visit hometown during holiday weekend >match with shortstack latina on tinder >she's into me but we can't meet up before I leave >keep talking, sexting, cam sex for months >come back to housesit for parents on a long weekend >friday night, meet up with hometown ex f--- buddy >fool around a bit but she gets sloppy drunk >starts to feel sick before I can finish >saturday, meet up with redhead hippie girl >claims she like a--- more than regular sex >she's excited until she pulls down my shorts >"Anon, I'm trying to get f----- tonight, not end up in the ER!" >wants to just fondle and stroke my c--- >frustrating to the extreme since its not enough to c-- >sunday, time to pick up shortstack latina >pick her up at her parents' house >she's even hotter in person >road head as soon as we are out of sight >get home, park and she doesn't stop >she loves to suck my d--- >get inside and let her worship my d--- some more >she's the best head I have ever had >bring my A game and f--- the life out of her >she orgasms, I don't, we take a breather, she sucks me hard again >this repeats like 3 times >she's incredulous that I can do this >she's desperate to make me c-- >tells me to do whatever I need to her >she wants me to disregard her pleasure or discomfort and just f--- her until I c-- >when I have bottomed out in her, she's kinda pull away since it was a little too much for her >now, instead of easing up, I double down and f--- her doggy and pull her back to me >I f--- her hard and deep until I'm close >let her know and start dirty talking asking if she wants me to c-- in her >I tell her that she needs to earn my c-- >this sets her off and she starts slamming back >I change my grip so I can grab onto her t--- >she orgasms again and the sensation and her moans set me off >have the most satisfying orgasm of my life >days of saving up, edging, different girls, my first time with this one after months of sexting >feels like my soul is leaving my body >pull out and she sucks me clean

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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