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: Anonymous 09/05/23(Tue)20:58:56 No.905590478 >visit hometown during holiday weekend >match with shortstack latina on tinder >she's into me but we can't meet up before I leave >keep talking, sexting, cam sex for months >come back to housesit for parents on a long weekend >friday night, meet up with hometown ex f--- buddy >fool around a bit but she gets sloppy drunk >starts to feel sick before I can finish >saturday, meet up with redhead hippie girl >claims she like a--- more than regular sex >she's excited until she pulls down my shorts >"Anon, I'm trying to get f----- tonight, not end up in the ER!" >wants to just fondle and stroke my c--- >frustrating to the extreme since its not enough to c-- >sunday, time to pick up shortstack latina >pick her up at her parents' house >she's even hotter in person >road head as soon as we are out of sight >get home, park and she doesn't stop >she loves to suck my d--- >get inside and let her worship my d--- some more >she's the best head I have ever had >bring my A game and f--- the life out of her >she orgasms, I don't, we take a breather, she sucks me hard again >this repeats like 3 times >she's incredulous that I can do this >she's desperate to make me c-- >tells me to do whatever I need to her >she wants me to disregard her pleasure or discomfort and just f--- her until I c-- >when I have bottomed out in her, she's kinda pull away since it was a little too much for her >now, instead of easing up, I double down and f--- her doggy and pull her back to me >I f--- her hard and deep until I'm close >let her know and start dirty talking asking if she wants me to c-- in her >I tell her that she needs to earn my c-- >this sets her off and she starts slamming back >I change my grip so I can grab onto her t--- >she orgasms again and the sensation and her moans set me off >have the most satisfying orgasm of my life >days of saving up, edging, different girls, my first time with this one after months of sexting >feels like my soul is leaving my body >pull out and she sucks me clean

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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