Anon got her p---- rejected by thai prostitute | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

: Anonymous 727 KB JPG 09/05/23(Tue)05:45:45 No.32655206 >be ftm >be obsessed with futas and wanting to be f----- by one >go to thailand to have sex with some "ladyboys" >meet a really pretty one on the streets there >slip her some cash and take her to my hotel room >tell her to get naked and dance for me >she does it >I grab her boobs >kiss her >pull her down on the bed so she's lying on top of me >we make out >she says okay i suck your d--- yeah? >uh >tell her to f--- me >she looks confused >explain that she is going to use her penis to f--- me >"I can't" >continue kissing her >this isn't working maybe sucking her and fingering her bumhole will make her hard >she seems to get hard >I say "see it's possible" >start taking off my clothes >s--- I didn't tell her >oh well it will be a sexy surprise >reveal my vagina >she puts her hand on her mouth in shock, repulsion >"no I can't sorry sorry..." >"why not?" >"I don't do that" she said while gesturing at my vagina >she keeps insisting she "doesn't do that" and "not her job" >"well can I have my money back then" >she gets really upset at me and argues >runs away god not even prostitutes want to f--- us

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: png

Resolution: (720px x 1611px)

File size: 564 KB

File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

View All 43,691 Images

More:

Know Your Meme

Like Page 1.8M likes