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: Anonymous 727 KB JPG 09/05/23(Tue)05:45:45 No.32655206 >be ftm >be obsessed with futas and wanting to be f----- by one >go to thailand to have sex with some "ladyboys" >meet a really pretty one on the streets there >slip her some cash and take her to my hotel room >tell her to get naked and dance for me >she does it >I grab her boobs >kiss her >pull her down on the bed so she's lying on top of me >we make out >she says okay i suck your d--- yeah? >uh >tell her to f--- me >she looks confused >explain that she is going to use her penis to f--- me >"I can't" >continue kissing her >this isn't working maybe sucking her and fingering her bumhole will make her hard >she seems to get hard >I say "see it's possible" >start taking off my clothes >s--- I didn't tell her >oh well it will be a sexy surprise >reveal my vagina >she puts her hand on her mouth in shock, repulsion >"no I can't sorry sorry..." >"why not?" >"I don't do that" she said while gesturing at my vagina >she keeps insisting she "doesn't do that" and "not her job" >"well can I have my money back then" >she gets really upset at me and argues >runs away god not even prostitutes want to f--- us

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Anonymous 38 KB JPG 06/08/21(Tue)19:51:50 No.146433504 >have a coworker who is Dutch >we both need to go to the same project the next day >offer to drive and say I will pick him up >he says thanks and gives me his adress >the next day I drive over to his home >he isn't fully ready to leave yet but offers me to wait inside >he asks if I want a coffee >say sure because I didn't have my morning coffee yet >his wife makes me a coffee while he finishes getting ready >drive him to the project and drop him back of at his home in the evening >he says "thank you so much for driving anon!" >get home myself >hear a notification comming in on my phone >it is a 'tikkie' for 0.50 EUR from my Dutch colleague for the morning coffee I had at his place
Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:29:29 No.146551057 1713812614849717.png 1.49 MB PNG ITT: we pretend we're in Gotham Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:34:28 No.146555487 I was waiting at the bus stop and next thing I know Im at Batmans feet with a broken collar bone and three weeks missing. Turns out Mad Hatter put one of stupid hats on me when my back was turned. Work says theyve already filled my position and theres nothing they can do I hate this city I hate this city Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:36:40 No.146555501 I was blowing a dude in crime alley but his c--- tasted funny. Kinda... earthy? I looked up and it was Clayface. Called me a f-- and ran away laughing. 69 KB JPG
Oh my GOD just talk to actual women, we're all horny and unhappy too you're not special you f------ weirdos New York Post @nypost- Apr 15 Tech exec predicts 'Al girlfriends' will create $1B business: 'Comfort at the end of the day' trib.al/XORAIML : Anonymous (ID: P3y3PZCt >talk to women ew weirdo >dont talk to women ew weirdo 11/16/24(Sat)11:35:50 No.488637069
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