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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 08/25/23(Fri)16:33:01 No.904950862 MUG SHOT - AUGUST 24, 2023 ELECTION INTERFERENCE NEVER SURRENDER! DONALDJTRUMP.COM 1692955477438581.jpg 73 KB JPG >Never Surrender! >surrenders can someone explain this to me?

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Anon is a cat guy now | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Take the cat pill anons 1.36 MB PNG 08/25/23(Fri)11:52:19 No.904967591 >be me >depressed, loner, NEET, live at my parents house >one day we get a cat, whatever >cat hates me for whatever reason >is always super cuddly with parents but constantly barfs near me or on my things >never lets me pet him or play with him >also meows really aggressively around me for no reason >try playing with him, he isn't interested and keeps meowing >try feeding him, he keeps meowing >literally just always meowing as loud as he can around me, it's annoying as hell >trying to play clone hero while parents are gone and cat is meowing like always >starts walking all over my desk, I've had it with this f----- >just start meowing back at him, louder than him, it scares him off and he goes hiding somewhere >parents get home and look for him, can't find him anywhere, ask if I let him out >we tear the house apart trying to find him, look everywhere, we came to the conclusion that he must've got out somehow and that was that >ffw tomorrow night, cat comes out of nowhere from upstairs and rubs all over my legs as I'm standing in the kitchen. >whereTFwereyoulittleshit.jpeg >cat is suddenly very friendly with me and always wants to be near me >I start warming up to him as well, it's nice having a cat on your lap while gaming/watching TV >noticed I'm feeling less depressed lately, cat is still super friendly with me, even sleeps in my bed now >Mfw no longer depressed cause I meowed at a cat in frustration Guess I'm a cat person now bots

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Anon made a birdcel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Sysporiday 547 KB PNG 08/22/23(Tue)08:03:47 No.4598687 >buy baby parakeet >store girl tells me it's female >time passes >Nose turns blue which means male >bring to store to exchange >they refuse >Have to buy a new birb >release old birb into the wild >Walk around town a month later and see old birb around town >Feel kind of happy for him : Anonymous >>4598687 (OP) # >Feel kind of happy for him Anon you made him a birdcel who will never find birdlove 08/22/23(Tue) 15:49:54 No.4598895

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Concerning amount of trolling | /r/Greentext

tinkerchan xd я так устала быть такой ахуенной няшкои 51 KB JPG 08/14/23(Mon)02:25:40 No.74372351 >be me >never put in school so most of my first social interaction was sexually harrassing peopl on roblox >have r--- o----- in the bathroom simulators >troll women on reddit by pretending to be a misogynistic chad for fun >finally go to community college and meet IRL people >dont know how to act around other women at all so ignore them >one of my first frends gets a gf >meet her at a thanksgiving event >she joke flirts with me by sitting in my lap >IMMEDIATELY grab her >start uncontrollably humping her >le funy r--- troll >everyone screams >she says she unirnoicaly traumatized even tho it was le funny >am banned from club meetings was she asking for it anons i dont know wjat to do im f----- for life

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: Anonymous (ID: DtwWmaG9 19 KB JPG 08/03/23(Thu)01:05:17 No.436652414 Richard dawkins and all the other libtards over the last 30 years be like >screw tradition, screw religion, screw nationalism, screw its cultural practices! But then a sudden transwoman is like >im a woman Richard dawkins and other progressive livtards destroying this culture for the last 30 years all of a sudden like; >OMG WHATS WRONG WITH EVERYONE THESE DAYS, JUST BE NORMAL, BE TRADITIONAL!

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Anon's wife and kids are missing? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/25/23(Fri)12:55:22 No.189131448 ABILIN THE NELS DIAY3IxV4AAAK9b.jpg 125 KB JPG >Yeah, I really appreciate all the work the police are doing to find my wife and kids >Or whoever killed them I guess, IF that's even what happened haha >Probably was some Puerto Rican guy I bet >The cops all work so hard, they should probably just like take a break and quit worrying about it >I mean if they do find him we should all just promise we won't be mad >Maybe take off his favorite Carolina Tarheels shirt and spank him on his bare butt or something >Man I am like >I am like so super upset right now, darn it dude >Darn that Puerto Rican guy >Darn him to heck >I hate having all of this money and peace and quiet it seriously sucks so much >Anyway if you guys see my bitch wife hit me up on Insta

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Anon has a favorite corner | /r/Greentext

>be me >kindergaten age >spend lot of time at grandma's, countryside >huge yard, lots of space to play around >need to poop >dont really feel like going all the way back to the house and poop in toilet >go to nearby garage >pick a corner 9 KB PNG >poop >do this everyday for one summer i miss my poop corner, things were a lot better when i used to poop in the garage. what shameful/autistic things did you do when you were little anons?

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Anon goes to a restaurant | /r/Greentext

File: 1674253352374809.jpg (60 KB, 700x933) >remove underwear >wipe thoroughly >no trash can Anonymous 08/25/23(Fri)09:45:35 No.74506112 >>74506876 paper >drive away How is your day been going? >eat a meal at restaurant >finish and pay >need to poop >go to restroom to poop >poop >no toilet papers >damn. >no hand towels neither >damn. >consider the situation >ahah. the underwear. >damn. >well then bottoms up >underwear into toilet >flush >water begins to rise >oh well worth a try >after all life is about struggle. >leave restroom >inform girl at counter that men's room had run out of toilet

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Anon ascends to normiedom with the power of drugs | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/15/21 (Mon) 07:54:08 No.62759582 >friend sells me some adderall >take pill >feel f------ euphoric, literally nothing can stop me >zero social anxiety, i could tell my whole life story to a random person if 213 KB JPG i wanted to >compulsive behaviors almost disappear entirely for the first time in over 2 years >don't feel worried anymore, start realizing that all my problems are just temporary and i can fix them easily >actually want to live my life, go out and have fun >don't feel empty anymore, always thinking positive and for the future >drug starts to wear off after a few hours >go back to my normal suicidal self H--------, is this what life as a normie is actually like? Those first few minutes I felt like I was in paradise. Now I just know how much I was robbed of a happy existence.

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anon is a fish (full thread) | /r/Greentext

26 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous TetraMin 68 KB JPG : Anonymous >be me >fish ><> : Anonymous >>848124746 (OP) # good thread Agreed here ya go bud keep on rocking View Thread 02/23/21(Tue)14:38:48 No.848124843 02/23/21(Tue)14:39:52 No.848124908 02/23/21(Tue)14:42:19 No.848125078

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Anon is worth twice less | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Denver, CO Data Scientist JALA 3.5 MB WEBM 08/24/23(Thu)17:47:47 No.95583682 What the f--- are data scientists paid for so much? I'm a data engineer and do almost the same s--- as them but get paid twice less 08/24/23(Thu)17:49:51 No.95583723 : Anonymous what the f--- is a data scientist? >>95583753 # >>95583817 # >>95583979 # >>95584061 # >>95586246 # >>95588240 # >>95588391 # : Anonymous 08/24/23(Thu)17:51:06 No.95583748 >>95583682 (OP) # >but get paid twice less I think I know why.

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