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tinkerchan xd я так устала быть такой ахуенной няшкои 51 KB JPG 08/14/23(Mon)02:25:40 No.74372351 >be me >never put in school so most of my first social interaction was sexually harrassing peopl on roblox >have r--- o----- in the bathroom simulators >troll women on reddit by pretending to be a misogynistic chad for fun >finally go to community college and meet IRL people >dont know how to act around other women at all so ignore them >one of my first frends gets a gf >meet her at a thanksgiving event >she joke flirts with me by sitting in my lap >IMMEDIATELY grab her >start uncontrollably humping her >le funy r--- troll >everyone screams >she says she unirnoicaly traumatized even tho it was le funny >am banned from club meetings was she asking for it anons i dont know wjat to do im f----- for life

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous (ID: DtwWmaG9 19 KB JPG 08/03/23(Thu)01:05:17 No.436652414 Richard dawkins and all the other libtards over the last 30 years be like >screw tradition, screw religion, screw nationalism, screw its cultural practices! But then a sudden transwoman is like >im a woman Richard dawkins and other progressive livtards destroying this culture for the last 30 years all of a sudden like; >OMG WHATS WRONG WITH EVERYONE THESE DAYS, JUST BE NORMAL, BE TRADITIONAL!

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Anon's wife and kids are missing? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/25/23(Fri)12:55:22 No.189131448 ABILIN THE NELS DIAY3IxV4AAAK9b.jpg 125 KB JPG >Yeah, I really appreciate all the work the police are doing to find my wife and kids >Or whoever killed them I guess, IF that's even what happened haha >Probably was some Puerto Rican guy I bet >The cops all work so hard, they should probably just like take a break and quit worrying about it >I mean if they do find him we should all just promise we won't be mad >Maybe take off his favorite Carolina Tarheels shirt and spank him on his bare butt or something >Man I am like >I am like so super upset right now, darn it dude >Darn that Puerto Rican guy >Darn him to heck >I hate having all of this money and peace and quiet it seriously sucks so much >Anyway if you guys see my bitch wife hit me up on Insta

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Anon has a favorite corner | /r/Greentext

>be me >kindergaten age >spend lot of time at grandma's, countryside >huge yard, lots of space to play around >need to poop >dont really feel like going all the way back to the house and poop in toilet >go to nearby garage >pick a corner 9 KB PNG >poop >do this everyday for one summer i miss my poop corner, things were a lot better when i used to poop in the garage. what shameful/autistic things did you do when you were little anons?

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Anon goes to a restaurant | /r/Greentext

File: 1674253352374809.jpg (60 KB, 700x933) >remove underwear >wipe thoroughly >no trash can Anonymous 08/25/23(Fri)09:45:35 No.74506112 >>74506876 paper >drive away How is your day been going? >eat a meal at restaurant >finish and pay >need to poop >go to restroom to poop >poop >no toilet papers >damn. >no hand towels neither >damn. >consider the situation >ahah. the underwear. >damn. >well then bottoms up >underwear into toilet >flush >water begins to rise >oh well worth a try >after all life is about struggle. >leave restroom >inform girl at counter that men's room had run out of toilet

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Anon ascends to normiedom with the power of drugs | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/15/21 (Mon) 07:54:08 No.62759582 >friend sells me some adderall >take pill >feel f------ euphoric, literally nothing can stop me >zero social anxiety, i could tell my whole life story to a random person if 213 KB JPG i wanted to >compulsive behaviors almost disappear entirely for the first time in over 2 years >don't feel worried anymore, start realizing that all my problems are just temporary and i can fix them easily >actually want to live my life, go out and have fun >don't feel empty anymore, always thinking positive and for the future >drug starts to wear off after a few hours >go back to my normal suicidal self H--------, is this what life as a normie is actually like? Those first few minutes I felt like I was in paradise. Now I just know how much I was robbed of a happy existence.

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anon is a fish (full thread) | /r/Greentext

26 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous TetraMin 68 KB JPG : Anonymous >be me >fish ><> : Anonymous >>848124746 (OP) # good thread Agreed here ya go bud keep on rocking View Thread 02/23/21(Tue)14:38:48 No.848124843 02/23/21(Tue)14:39:52 No.848124908 02/23/21(Tue)14:42:19 No.848125078

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Anon is worth twice less | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Denver, CO Data Scientist JALA 3.5 MB WEBM 08/24/23(Thu)17:47:47 No.95583682 What the f--- are data scientists paid for so much? I'm a data engineer and do almost the same s--- as them but get paid twice less 08/24/23(Thu)17:49:51 No.95583723 : Anonymous what the f--- is a data scientist? >>95583753 # >>95583817 # >>95583979 # >>95584061 # >>95586246 # >>95588240 # >>95588391 # : Anonymous 08/24/23(Thu)17:51:06 No.95583748 >>95583682 (OP) # >but get paid twice less I think I know why.

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I'm sure she had better things to do | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 152 KB JPG 08/25/23(Fri)07:41:47 No.904929628 >there is no life after death >I'll never see mommy again >there is life after death >mommy's spirit saw me beating off to ABDL t----- p--- : Anonymous >>904929628 (OP) # Its ok anon I'm sure she enjoyed it 08/25/23(Fri)07:42:27 No.904929664

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Dodged a bullet | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ZIG PC1911 TISAS-TURKIYE 07/31/23(Mon)23:59:32 No.59122122 B S_8388615.jpg 425 KB JPG 3017 TEMPAT >>59121428 (OP) # >go to gun store, the extra boomer one that still has s--- in bins and still stock accessories >looking at their generic leather holsters >older man asks if im looking for something >yeah im looking for a holster for a 1911, the thing is mine's one of those turkish ones that has a rail on it so some holsters dont fit >Well son we have some holsters for 1911s right here, do you have the gun somewhere, you can test to see if they fit >Yes, i do have th.... >oh f--- oh f--- i forgot i put catboy grips on my gun as a joke im literally carrying it appendix with a light on my enigma right now >Uh, actually i dont have it RIGHT NOW but ill see if i can bring it unloaded in a case later >>59122165 # >>59122296 # >>59122669 # >>59122737 # >>59123185 # >>59123208 # >>59123559 # >>59124303 # >>59129077 #

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anon is unimpressed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/24/23(Thu)21:07:47 No.904933572 >be retired pig >trigger finger gets itchy >decide to scratch it >go to crowded af bar >waltz in packing a couple glocks, a pump action and a 44 magnum >letsgetthispartystarted.jpeg >only get 3 kills before game over Really? N---- spends 30 years on the force and he barely breaks the mass shooting minimum? As if we need any more evidence that cops in this country need way more training.

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anon hates the glorious modern white culture | /r/Greentext

File: B38DD780-5910-410D-97C2-B(...).jpg (257 KB, 750x957) ■ Anonymous 08/24/23(Thu)19:59:18 No.74498567 >>74498603 >>74498618 >>74498619 >>74498640 >>74498671 >>74498779 >>74498839 i hate modern white people so much. this is not racist as i am white and i only specifically hate the culture >karens >dog moms >troons >everyone easily offended and whining >weebs >gooning and p--- addiction >society has so many rules you cant even walk outside or talk anymore ■ Egas 08/24/23(Thu)19:59:53 No.74498572 ► Ok, whiteboi.

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