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![Back to school mires Anonymous 08/22/23(Tue)22:42:26 No.72022261 [Reply] >be me >walking to class on first day back to campus >cute girl smiles at me while walking past >another cute girl sits next to me in class >we start talking and she's already telling me that she hopes me and her are research paper partners >we talk after class and she accidentally almost says that she has a boyfriend but then quickly corrects herself and says he's just a friend >mfw Is this what making it feels like bros?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/646/699/0b2.png "Anon talks to a cute girl | /r/Greentext")
![N. O Anonymous 08/22/23(Tue)18:49:49 No.904806419 [Reply] >be me, chemistry hobbyist >decide to try to make quaaludes >expecting s--- yields, so give no s---- about getting addicted >end up making wayy more than anticipated >now I have a huge stockpile of quaalude and am rapidly succumbing to addiction >no one wants to buy it, don't want to flush it because its special Did I f----- myself?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/646/641/1b6.png "chemist anon makes too much quaaludes | /r/Greentext")
![File: humor-tv-parks-recreation-screensho(...).jpg (33 KB, 600x334) LandDiruse you Ling] O /r9k/ Anonymous 08/22/23(Tue)04:58:25 No.74470989 [Reply] >be me >Mid 30s >Head to the gun range with my father & brother last weekend to shoot sporting clays >I'm the oldest child but have very little in common with my brother & father >Cept shootan. I'm a pretty good shot and we've been out hunting as a family for the last decade. >Lil bro does the best, but he's a crack shot so no surprise. >Dad doesn't shoot as good as usual. Movements are stiff & he has difficulty tracking the faster/harder clays >Soundly beat my father for the first time >Feel pretty good about it. Up until we are heading back to a rest area and he has to stop & rest because he can't keep up with brother & I. >Reality sets in, realize I don't have as much time as I thought >Mfw it hits hard I've always wanted to win but not like this. Anonymous 08/22/23(Tue)06:00:21 No.74471553 Decent greentext](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/646/554/4bf.jpg "Anons in his mid 30s | /r/Greentext")
